[//] Professor Hazard
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Twitter may be naught but a half-buried Ozymandian visage nowadays, but it did allow me to reclaim a bunch of fan art that I had posted over there that was lost when my hard drive died over the summer. Here's a thread of them in no particular order:
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No Bovino? Time to drink mo vino!
January 27, 2026 at 1:47 AM
No Bovino? Time to drink mo vino!
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*wraps crime scene tape around america*
January 24, 2026 at 9:42 PM
*wraps crime scene tape around america*
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Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
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for ze life of me
i cannot remembair
what made us think that we wair wise and we'd nevair compromise
for ze life of me
i cannot believe
we nevair died for these sins
we wair merely frenchmen
for ze life of me
i cannot remembair
what made us think that we wair wise and we'd nevair compromise
for ze life of me
i cannot believe
we nevair died for these sins
we wair merely frenchmen
January 26, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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for ze life of me
i cannot remembair
what made us think that we wair wise and we'd nevair compromise
for ze life of me
i cannot believe
we nevair died for these sins
we wair merely frenchmen
for ze life of me
i cannot remembair
what made us think that we wair wise and we'd nevair compromise
for ze life of me
i cannot believe
we nevair died for these sins
we wair merely frenchmen
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clinton is actually very good at this. it is easy to forget that because he is also bill clinton
Can’t believe I‘m saying this, but Bill Clinton put out a pretty powerful statement about the killings in Minneapolis.
January 26, 2026 at 3:18 AM
clinton is actually very good at this. it is easy to forget that because he is also bill clinton
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Statistic: 2/3rds of murders in Minneapolis so far in 2026 have been committed by DHS agents
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Statistic: 2/3rds of murders in Minneapolis so far in 2026 have been committed by DHS agents
I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING
Dying at the "I'm fine" lol
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING
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i am screenshotting and quote-skeeting because i think this information is important enough to be transported across blocks. thank you will and i hope you don't mind.
January 26, 2026 at 4:10 AM
i am screenshotting and quote-skeeting because i think this information is important enough to be transported across blocks. thank you will and i hope you don't mind.
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Your heart may be heavy today; mine is. Take a breath, mourn, grieve. Then continue, seek community, mutual aid. Organize. Create: we need your art, stories, music, dance, games, now more than ever, not only to help recharge for the long fight ahead, but to remind us all of what we fight for.
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Your heart may be heavy today; mine is. Take a breath, mourn, grieve. Then continue, seek community, mutual aid. Organize. Create: we need your art, stories, music, dance, games, now more than ever, not only to help recharge for the long fight ahead, but to remind us all of what we fight for.
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For those who can, here are links to donate directly to local efforts on the ground resisting ICE's terrorizing of Minneapolis. Let me know what you donated to where, and I'll match it until I get a panicked call from my bank!
linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid
linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid
@mplsmutualaid | Linktree
Clearinghouse of mutual aid for our neighbors
linktr.ee
January 24, 2026 at 11:48 PM
For those who can, here are links to donate directly to local efforts on the ground resisting ICE's terrorizing of Minneapolis. Let me know what you donated to where, and I'll match it until I get a panicked call from my bank!
linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid
linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid
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I will immediately resign from my corporate gig and take the attendant pay cut if a future D POTUS offers me a DOJ spot persecuting members of this Administration
Honestly a federal commission with prosecutorial authority paired with stripping immunity from ICE officers would be a huge wombo combo
January 25, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I will immediately resign from my corporate gig and take the attendant pay cut if a future D POTUS offers me a DOJ spot persecuting members of this Administration
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BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
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Love to see a ratio like that
January 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Love to see a ratio like that
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Kyle Rittenhouse was on Infowars the day after the Renee Good shooting saying he had heard on X that Renee was putting cigarettes out on her kids. This wasn't true. This is a government by and for school shooters and their apologists.
Remembering how cops tossed Kyle Rittenhouse - who was open carrying a semiautomatic rifle - a bottle of water and told him, “We appreciate you… we really do”
January 24, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Kyle Rittenhouse was on Infowars the day after the Renee Good shooting saying he had heard on X that Renee was putting cigarettes out on her kids. This wasn't true. This is a government by and for school shooters and their apologists.
are you seriously telling me they've murdered Pretti and Good
January 24, 2026 at 10:05 PM
are you seriously telling me they've murdered Pretti and Good
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Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
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may his memory be a revolution
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 PM
may his memory be a revolution
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Thinking today of this one from @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Thinking today of this one from @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
@danharmon.bsky.social who do I have to blame/thank for "WELCOME TO... LADDERS!!" living rent free in my head for all of time?
DO YOU WANNA SEE THE PROFESSOR CLIMB THE LADDER??
[CRAZED CHEERING]
DO YOU WANNA SEE THE PROFESSOR CLIMB THE LADDER??
[CRAZED CHEERING]
January 24, 2026 at 9:49 PM
@danharmon.bsky.social who do I have to blame/thank for "WELCOME TO... LADDERS!!" living rent free in my head for all of time?
DO YOU WANNA SEE THE PROFESSOR CLIMB THE LADDER??
[CRAZED CHEERING]
DO YOU WANNA SEE THE PROFESSOR CLIMB THE LADDER??
[CRAZED CHEERING]
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if global warming is real how come i get scared at night
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 AM
if global warming is real how come i get scared at night
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Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs.
It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous.
"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!"
"ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"
It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous.
"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!"
"ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"
January 23, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs.
It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous.
"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!"
"ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"
It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous.
"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!"
"ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"
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Demonstrators as far as the eye can see. Current status of the march in Downtown Minneapolis, Minnesota for Ice Out of Minnesota. They are turning onto 3rd Street from 5th Avenue.
January 23, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Demonstrators as far as the eye can see. Current status of the march in Downtown Minneapolis, Minnesota for Ice Out of Minnesota. They are turning onto 3rd Street from 5th Avenue.
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there are more of us
than them
than them
I'm on the Green Line towards downtown Minneapolis ICE OUT protest.
The train filled immediately. Even 20 stops away from our destination we reached capacity.
People are cheering at every stop when they see people waiting to board because we are all starting to realize how big this is.
The train filled immediately. Even 20 stops away from our destination we reached capacity.
People are cheering at every stop when they see people waiting to board because we are all starting to realize how big this is.
January 23, 2026 at 9:32 PM
there are more of us
than them
than them
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Minneapolis MN General Strike - Huge turnout…
January 23, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Minneapolis MN General Strike - Huge turnout…