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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · Oct 9

Twitter may be naught but a half-buried Ozymandian visage nowadays, but it did allow me to reclaim a bunch of fan art that I had posted over there that was lost when my hard drive died over the summer. Here's a thread of them in no particular order:

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 21m

if mario was smart he would catch the green mushroom, take it home and plant it, and have functional immortality

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I typed an embarrassingly long reply before erasing it

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This is just another flavor of "I'm not quarantining because I like having a good time" or "I'm allowed to do the Riyadh show because I like money"

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He grows his original four arms and his sclera turn purple

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a man with a mustache is making a funny face while wearing a tuxedo and bow tie .

Alt: Paul F Tompkins is wondering if you think his last name is Thompson

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 2h

And I thought Chris Rock starting a bit with "you know when you wanna go on vacation to the good tropical island but you have to go to the medium tropical island" and the audience responding with silence was peak out of touch comedy

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The Capered Crusaderp

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Oh sure, it's easy to say that when these things are obvious in hindsight, and foresight, and sight

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 9h

It's great but it's no Guzmer

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 14h

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · Aug 1

when you get that desperate call from your homie who is a field of corn

voicemail transcription of 1 min 10 second call that is just the word “tractor”

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 9h

[MURPHY VOICE]: ahh shit

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 9h

It's time to talk about masturbation, the overlooked way to pass the time

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 9h

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 9h

The coyote from the Simpsons

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 9h

It's a shame Johnny Cash didn't live to see a good adaptation of Game of Thrones because he'd have been the Original Man Who Takes The Black

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 9h

truly the bearer of the least listened to takes

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He looks like he's about to explain that the bones are their money, and so are the worms

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Pee-Wee Herman and the Monkees

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 9h

Dolly is a little cool. Be a lot cooler if she'd have made a movie with Elvira where they're sisters.

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Aunt Tifa

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

Real racists know that Jews are too cheap to buy bullets

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I always liked his hot air balloon and his big holographic head

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@achewood-official.bsky.social fans know this as the pimp skitters