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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 38m

I think that Cubs win last night healed me. Yeah, go win tomorrow and all but this team — as weird and flawed as they are — just bounced back over and over this year and I'm glad I got to see them do it on a big stage. Fly it.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 9h

(This was the little guy the other night; he did not last the full 7 hours of this one)

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 9h

Hell yeah.

An excited first grader running with a Cubs W flag

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 10h

The Cubs should have like 17 runs so far.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 10h

Kelly should be safe purely based on the rancid vibes of whatever the shortstop did there

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 10h

it only seventh inning

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 10h

He’ll put up a 5.5-win season for the Dodgers next year and I’ll just shrug and refuse to believe it actually happened.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 11h

If Seiya can actually hold up on that and then we get the Happ fly ball it’s 5-0 but don’t worry, I’m sure it’ll be fine!

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 12h

I’m buying a lottery ticket.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 12h

Ian Happ did what now

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 1d

That's a nice leadoff single by Kyle Tucker, who I'll spend the next 20 years periodically remembering like, "Oh yeah he played for the Cubs for a year and seemed like he hated it."

Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 1d

Also fine if the Cubs also get rid of Matt Shaw for $20. I never need to watch him play for the Cubs again, though I suspect I'll have to endure.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 1d

Dave Kingman coded.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 1d

Look, I don't know how this will work but my offseason trade proposal is that the Cubs trade Matt Shaw to the Trump administration for Paul Skenes.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 1d

TBS claiming Dansby Swanson had the quietest ever 50-homer season.

A screenshot of the Cubs’ Dansby Swanson batting with a mistaken graphic showing that he hit 51 home runs this year.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 1d

This is a quality pull.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 1d

Boy, pretty stupid of the Brewers to score in the top of the first inning. You simply can't win ballgames that way.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 1d

hey chicago whaddya say are you gonna make me sad today

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 2d

It's a truly versatile tool.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 2d

$15, works just fine, and it should basically last forever. www.amazon.com/dp/B089N7VQC...

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 3d

Still thinking about how this was a game-winning touchdown.

A screenshot of the Chiefs-Jaguars game where Trevor Lawrence fell down after the snap and still scored a TD to win the game.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 3d

Yes! I think this was my larger point but you put it more clearly.

Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 3d

Mostly had wanted to talk about my disappointment with the Cubs but also realizing I have a geographic buffer from Wisconsin that mayyy be helping me out here

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 3d

Ben Johnson watching that Trevor Lawrence stumble play

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 3d

Can only offer respect for a truly elite hater.

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