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The Onion @theonion.com · 15h

Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake https://theonion.com/woman-tends-to-do-best-creative-thinking-when-backed-in-1851338274/

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 49m

So cute

Kurn, Worf, and Cassie all sleeping close to one another on a big grey couch.

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 51m

Criminal

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 54m

Hello my sleeping beauties, my lads and lady.

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 57m

That's the part that kills me. It's rare that a movie I would normally just go see in a heartbeat turns me off from doing that solely because of its lead actor

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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 1h

Yep

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h

Game 5 it is

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ceej @ceej.online · 1h

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 2h

It is a tale
Told by an idiot

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jael holzman @jael.bsky.social · 1h

This is enough carbon-free energy to power maybe two thirds of Vegas btw

jael holzman @jael.bsky.social · 2h

SCOOP: The Bureau of Land Management says the largest solar project in Nevada — the Esmeralda 7 mega-farm — has been canceled

The news was quietly dropped via a sudden website update with no public word from any of the companies involved or a statement from the agency

@heatmap.news

Esmeralda 7 Solar Project Has Been Canceled, BLM Says

It would have delivered a gargantuan 6.2 gigawatts of power.

heatmap.news

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1h

my friend from the midwest visited nyc and committed Bagel Crime

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h

Oh no doubt about that dinger

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 2h

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h

Oh Cubs Oh

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h

The Giants locker room postgame

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 2h

Thiessen having a good chuckle about his fired liberal colleagues - some of whom he worked with for 15 years - is a good reminder that token conservatives at mainstream news outlets are/were there to destroy them, not to contribute to them.

Philip Bump @pbump.com · 5h

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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 2h

daboll realizing it is impossible to concuss cam skattebo is like when neo realized he was the one

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h

This is possibly the wrongest take ever, as A. it's an incredible movie score and fits perfectly and B. Random Access Memories exists (despite how much I love it).

mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 3h

Honestly the worst thing (or at least the least listenable as stand-alone music) Daft Punk ever released. That can't be it! bsky.app/profile/will...

Kill Slayward @willhayward91.bsky.social · 3h

I think some part of it is streaming numbers for the Tron Legacy soundtrack.

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 2h

brian daboll has never respected a single one of his quarterbacks lmao. josh, danny dimes, now dart. if you play quarterback for him he’s gonna use your head as a blunt force trauma weapon at some point

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 3h

"What? Oh yes, all that stuff I did!" it's one of my low key go-to quotes I'll use at random

On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 3h

“Inside, you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!”

“Sideshow Bob Roberts” first aired October 9, 1994. (Clip features a deleted line!)

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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 3h

“Inside, you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!”

“Sideshow Bob Roberts” first aired October 9, 1994. (Clip features a deleted line!)

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 3h

Beautiful

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 3h

I wouldn't have bunteded

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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 3h

mentioning “high” payrolls anytime a team loses is such anti labor bullshit

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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 5h

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls while praying outside an ICE facility.

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