[//] Professor Hazard
@prof.hazardlabs.com
Maybe arrest them at that point
"We can't arrest them on foreign territory!" well I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to murder them either so why not have full certainty they were criminals by arresting them- fuck it none of this matters, they're yanking people off the streets, there is no law
"We can't arrest them on foreign territory!" well I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to murder them either so why not have full certainty they were criminals by arresting them- fuck it none of this matters, they're yanking people off the streets, there is no law
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Maybe arrest them at that point
"We can't arrest them on foreign territory!" well I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to murder them either so why not have full certainty they were criminals by arresting them- fuck it none of this matters, they're yanking people off the streets, there is no law
"We can't arrest them on foreign territory!" well I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to murder them either so why not have full certainty they were criminals by arresting them- fuck it none of this matters, they're yanking people off the streets, there is no law
they don't get that it's not ABOUT the sexual fucking
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 AM
they don't get that it's not ABOUT the sexual fucking
(and yes they're trying to do it again with AI, and it's going to cause a fucking chemical plant to explode or a bridge to collapse. 3/2?!)
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
(and yes they're trying to do it again with AI, and it's going to cause a fucking chemical plant to explode or a bridge to collapse. 3/2?!)
and what that led to was workers having to try to learn to get the computers to do the work they could have done in half the time, the job suffers for it, the boss throws away 100kilodollars worth of computers, and it repeats the cycle 2/2
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
and what that led to was workers having to try to learn to get the computers to do the work they could have done in half the time, the job suffers for it, the boss throws away 100kilodollars worth of computers, and it repeats the cycle 2/2
If it makes you feel better, my father worked in engineering for 50 years, drawing plans on paper, and then computers, and every ten years or so some new thing would come out that would make the bosses say "we can get rid of the workers if we switch to this" 1/2
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If it makes you feel better, my father worked in engineering for 50 years, drawing plans on paper, and then computers, and every ten years or so some new thing would come out that would make the bosses say "we can get rid of the workers if we switch to this" 1/2
hey, when it comes to jesus, who even knows. Joe Rogan is just as likely to be right about this as anyone. except he couches all his statements in questions so I don't think he actually believes most of what he says, he's just killin' time and makin' millions
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
hey, when it comes to jesus, who even knows. Joe Rogan is just as likely to be right about this as anyone. except he couches all his statements in questions so I don't think he actually believes most of what he says, he's just killin' time and makin' millions
Look, you can see them on the wreckage! They're still packaging up kilos into little white bricks! They're yelling WE WILL NEVER STOP TRAFFICKING DRUGS
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Look, you can see them on the wreckage! They're still packaging up kilos into little white bricks! They're yelling WE WILL NEVER STOP TRAFFICKING DRUGS
Ah, but there is no edge that can be found, because there is an infinity high ice wall keeping it all in! Yes, that's part of it, congratulations if you made it this far without learning about the infinite ice wall
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Ah, but there is no edge that can be found, because there is an infinity high ice wall keeping it all in! Yes, that's part of it, congratulations if you made it this far without learning about the infinite ice wall
Uh oh, no more cars!
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Uh oh, no more cars!
MacDuff was not of woman born, but from his mother's womb untimely ripp't?!
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
MacDuff was not of woman born, but from his mother's womb untimely ripp't?!
Internet: it's like a book you can have a fight with!™️
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Internet: it's like a book you can have a fight with!™️
That depends, does making penile contact with your mom during birth count as sex
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
That depends, does making penile contact with your mom during birth count as sex
She's no Beverly Underwear or whatever Tim Kalpakis occasionally cosplays as online
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
She's no Beverly Underwear or whatever Tim Kalpakis occasionally cosplays as online
say my name
🧠 ALL DAY: they're gonna start coming for critics and dissenters and I have made some pretty exacting statements about who in this administration should be torn apart by wild dogs that are not going to look too good
🧠 AT NIGHT (ON DRUGS): [single piece of paper with "gary pissmas" written on it]
🧠 AT NIGHT (ON DRUGS): [single piece of paper with "gary pissmas" written on it]
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
say my name
pass me that flour nog
December 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
pass me that flour nog
They can, and it makes them horny. There's an explanation for Lwaxana in here somewhere.
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
They can, and it makes them horny. There's an explanation for Lwaxana in here somewhere.
They've been both boys and girls so they can identify with the kids better
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
They've been both boys and girls so they can identify with the kids better
He better have that gun
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
He better have that gun
The nude egg is to Alec as the pipis are to Spamton. Multiversal constants.
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The nude egg is to Alec as the pipis are to Spamton. Multiversal constants.
All's I can say is that if she has ever done a drug in her life she should be really excited to get a limb cut off too
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
All's I can say is that if she has ever done a drug in her life she should be really excited to get a limb cut off too