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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · Oct 9

Twitter may be naught but a half-buried Ozymandian visage nowadays, but it did allow me to reclaim a bunch of fan art that I had posted over there that was lost when my hard drive died over the summer. Here's a thread of them in no particular order:

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1h

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 6h

Real racists know that Jews are too cheap to buy bullets

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 6h

I always liked his hot air balloon and his big holographic head

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 6h

@achewood-official.bsky.social fans know this as the pimp skitters

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 6h

Make Sam Altman do it like in Old Yeller

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 6h

it got us this far, for better or for worse

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 7h

People cleaning the gutters stomping all over my roof

My brain, every five seconds: this is what lionel richie must have felt like

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 7h

Fifth time, STRONGLY WORDED LETTER

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 8h

seems like the kind of thing you can do with plenary authority bsky.app/profile/cweb...

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18h

Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 9h

meanwhile Trump wears hats that say 45-47 thus legitimizing the idea that Joe Biden was in fact the 46th president. If he actually believed he wasn't, his merchandise would reflect that

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 10h

I thought they were crab eyes, in a dank yet misunderstood reference to Howard Moon.

I gotta say my biggest logical hang up is "why the blue football jersey 9 on the back?"

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 10h

only ever been one Blade. only ever gonna be one Blade.

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 10h

you better believe if I'm ever head of the FBI I'm minting a challenge coin that has either a big X on it or a blue rose, to honor the two best goddamn fringe sciences divisions to ever call the FBI home

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 10h

"Don't worry, Black ICE Guy," I yell at the black ICE guy, "I bet they've got a special place for you once they deport all the brown people to other countries for slave labor! Yep, I bet you're just their special little guy, Black ICE Guy! I bet they'll let you sleep in the house!" I laugh joylessly until my unhinged tirade is cut short by a pepper ball being fired into my throat, which I swallow accidentally and then shit my pants

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 11h

I haven't been this high since I was eight. Praise Kier

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MashedBex ✨ @bexmashaba.bsky.social · 11h

good morning friends ❤️

i didn't want to have to come here and ask:

can anyone spot me $37 to get to my doctor's appointment please? i have to be there on time- he is literally squeezing me in (off the books)

i have $23

i may also need a little to get back home please 🙏🏽

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 14h

It would be better if it was Buc-ee looking up into the sky with his little progeria hat instead of this mall ninja shit

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 14h

get your shit together freida

be more like stella

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 20h

If we called AI the shit machine a lot less people would be mad

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 20h

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Michael Afton

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 20h

I think that's the plot to Five Nights at Freddy's

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social who you leaning toward for Plastic Man: Jim Carrey or Steve-O

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

I posit that Trump should be goaded into revoking the bans on cloning and any other experimental sciences because it makes him "look like a pussy" if he doesn't. Let's give mad science a chance for a while, really have a species-wide crisis on the pristinity of the human soul

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

Has anyone tried telling Pete Hegseth "Oh, you're the SECRETARY of war? Does that mean you blow the President in between taking his phone calls?" You know - like a lady's job, which he'd take as an extreme insult!

i dunno man i'm just grasping at anything at this point for a pixel of petty revenge

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