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have you ever been like woah yeah man that’s what i’m talkin about? that’s what i’m talkin about, man he/him cincinnati forever signal: professor_butts.99

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 6h

ok good. want the city to feel the electricity

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 6h

firing up my copy of triple play 97 to verify

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 6h

seattle still plays in the king dome right

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 6h

“its like cricket but instead of breaks for tea we don’t” - abner doubleday

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 6h

big dumper bring it home

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 10h

over three hundred thousand

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 11h

brunch at tiffany’s

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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸 @born2.besilly.online · 14h

its happening

www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

Oregon general’s testimony that National Guard troops ‘will be protecting any protesters’ gains traction online

Brigadier General Alan R. Gronewold made the comments to state lawmakers Sept. 30, and they drew notice on social media this week.

www.oregonlive.com

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 14h

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 15h

the cfb airlift group has like 50 players

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 15h

once those batteries go, they GO

my watch is on its last legs and i can tell the battery is gonna kick it

i’ve had this one for coming up on four years and have worn it every day

it’s gonna go here in a month i can feel it

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 15h

of COURSE jonah would be into that

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 15h

damn girl keep your voice down wtf you tryna do here

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 15h

what the fuck i was looking forward to this

Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 20h

Assassin's Creed pulls planned game about the Civil War, apparently because having a black protagonist fighting the KKK would offend too many Americans

www.polygon.com/assassins-cr...

The canceled Assassin's Creed Civil War game was a powder keg waiting to explode

Ubisoft was reportedly working on a game set after the Civil War era, but canceled it due to politics and Assassins Creed Shadows backlash.

www.polygon.com

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 15h

listen i don’t want to speak anything into existence

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 15h

god dammit, I just realized who our main football rival is now that we won’t play Miami anymore

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 16h

keep going baby i’m almost there

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 16h

the buster bluth

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 16h

slight fix

chart but with shcood en froody in two places at the same time

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 17h

thanks speedway but i’ll have to pass

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 18h

look at this thing

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 18h

she is speedrunning the demise of cbsnews lmaooo

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 19h

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 19h

i have a dansk salad serving bowl that i am pretty sure is an indestructible main quest object

your mom @mrscrabapple.bsky.social · 22h

dansk, baby.

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 20h

he scrimped and scraped and then was paid $15 an hour to sit in his parents offices or get them coffee or something

typical teen stuff

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 20h

yeah and i have a middle school cross country race to be at in lebanon at 1:10, so i cant even go to the game