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have you ever been like woah yeah man that’s what i’m talkin about?

that’s what i’m talkin about, man

he/him

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that guitar sweater actually slaps
And of course, it's sweater season for the musicians, too!
January 11, 2026 at 12:47 PM
christ almighty everyone just block that turd polisher and straight up don’t even shit talk him

nothing his ass to the ether

i will block you if you repost that shit, talk about that shit, dissect that shit

leave that shit to the turd polisher
January 11, 2026 at 12:46 PM
andy dalton signing
January 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
we get to go from this to the snow bowl let’s fucking go
January 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
packers bears snow playoff game gonna be epic
January 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
not a flag, just don’t throw that ball
January 10, 2026 at 11:44 PM
flutie flakes in shambles
Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.
January 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
i do not enjoy the visual production of a FOX NFL broadcast

sorry if this offends
January 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
just placed a takeout order at roosters

gonna head up and grab it now, anyone need anything
January 10, 2026 at 8:38 PM
yeah i don’t think irans current regime is coming back from this
Iran’s Attorney General Movahedi Azad said protesters will now be considered “enemies of God”. That charge carries the death penalty
January 10, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Curt Cignetti: "I'm really not thinking about the next game, I'm thinking about cracking open a beer"
January 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
lol omg this machine don’t stop
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
curt halpert
Curt knows the skycam is on him and he is not pleased
January 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
what an excellent highlight clip of northwestern catching a stray
January 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
lakota west is ranked 24th in the nation lmao

i watched this scrimmage and thought boys hoops had vaulted into the stratosphere and i was just washed

nope
high school basketball scrimmage broke out at the chess tournament
January 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
all ten oregon fans looks so mad
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
lmao pat coogan did the first down celly
January 10, 2026 at 2:46 AM
they get like four extra days, cigs gonna have these boys drop 70
January 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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Considering this absolute IU dominance in these playoffs, is Indiana bad for college football too?
January 10, 2026 at 2:36 AM
indiana is gonna win by a hundred points
January 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
ahahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahaaahahhahahahhahaahhahshhahahaahahhahaahhahaha
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
hell yeah we need more dork-ass looking refs

i know this guy isn’t doing it to draw attention to himself, he’s gonna be good
January 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM