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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 1m

of COURSE jonah would be into that

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 3m

damn girl keep your voice down wtf you tryna do here

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 5m

what the fuck i was looking forward to this

Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 4h

Assassin's Creed pulls planned game about the Civil War, apparently because having a black protagonist fighting the KKK would offend too many Americans

www.polygon.com/assassins-cr...

The canceled Assassin's Creed Civil War game was a powder keg waiting to explode

Ubisoft was reportedly working on a game set after the Civil War era, but canceled it due to politics and Assassins Creed Shadows backlash.

www.polygon.com

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 18m

listen i don’t want to speak anything into existence

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 29m

god dammit, I just realized who our main football rival is now that we won’t play Miami anymore

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 58m

keep going baby i’m almost there

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 1h

the buster bluth

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 1h

slight fix

chart but with shcood en froody in two places at the same time

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 2h

thanks speedway but i’ll have to pass

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 2h

look at this thing

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 3h

she is speedrunning the demise of cbsnews lmaooo

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 3h

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 4h

i have a dansk salad serving bowl that i am pretty sure is an indestructible main quest object

your mom @mrscrabapple.bsky.social · 6h

dansk, baby.

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 5h

he scrimped and scraped and then was paid $15 an hour to sit in his parents offices or get them coffee or something

typical teen stuff

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 5h

yeah and i have a middle school cross country race to be at in lebanon at 1:10, so i cant even go to the game

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 5h

whomst among us does not have parents who own a software company that exists in the air travel space, selling to airlines and airports

i could smell rich parents in the opening line

Malaviya was just 15 years old when he initially I
proposed the idea in 2022, And despite some
trepidation, both of his parents agreed to the odyssey
within a couple of weeks. It took him two years of
working a series of odd jobs — tennis lessons, a
‘minimum-wage administrative assistant job and working
at his parents’ software company — to raise the funds to

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 5h

[charlie brown i got a rock voice] i just hope they have fun

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 5h

she mister on my blue til i sky

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(complimentary)

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 5h

porch coffee ass temperature

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jael holzman @jael.bsky.social · 14h

SCOOP: The Bureau of Land Management says the largest solar project in Nevada — the Esmeralda 7 mega-farm — has been canceled

The news was quietly dropped via a sudden website update with no public word from any of the companies involved or a statement from the agency

@heatmap.news

Esmeralda 7 Solar Project Has Been Canceled, BLM Says

It would have delivered a gargantuan 6.2 gigawatts of power.

heatmap.news

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 10h

“Don’t be silly,” said Frog.

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 7h

he was rooting her on publicly in january as a wonderful person lmao

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 7h

renowned puppy killer

ProPublica @propublica.org · 16h

Kristi Noem, while governor of South Dakota, supplemented her roughly $130,000 salary by secretly accepting $80,000 donated to a political nonprofit she was affiliated with, records show.

She never disclosed this income on federal ethics forms.

(Published June)

Kristi Noem Secretly Took a Cut of Political Donations

A dark money group paid $80,000 to Noem’s personal company when she was governor of South Dakota. She did not include this income on her federal disclosure forms, a likely violation of ethics requirem...

www.propublica.org

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 16h

fastest replay assist of all time

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 16h

lmao fuck that stupid ass ref

you gotta be blind to not see that

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