area man
@professorbutts.com
have you ever been like woah yeah man that’s what i’m talkin about?
that’s what i’m talkin about, man
he/him
cincinnati forever
signal: professor_butts.99
that’s what i’m talkin about, man
he/him
cincinnati forever
signal: professor_butts.99
i’ve never seen a check down throw get tackled that hard ever
it was like watching bo use a tee ball stand to launch dingers
it was like watching bo use a tee ball stand to launch dingers
January 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
i’ve never seen a check down throw get tackled that hard ever
it was like watching bo use a tee ball stand to launch dingers
it was like watching bo use a tee ball stand to launch dingers
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ICE snatched a NYC Council staffer following the law—going to a routine immigration appointment. This is an attack on due process, on our city, and on every immigrant here. Release them now.
January 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
ICE snatched a NYC Council staffer following the law—going to a routine immigration appointment. This is an attack on due process, on our city, and on every immigrant here. Release them now.
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
omgggggggg
January 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
omgggggggg
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[transition glasses fade to black]
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
[transition glasses fade to black]
guys out here named cyrus carrying the heaviest loads
January 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
guys out here named cyrus carrying the heaviest loads
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"Short Stack" lol. "Oh you're a little guy too" 😭
January 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
"Short Stack" lol. "Oh you're a little guy too" 😭
his hand starts moving to snap right as it’s turning over. that’s so close
January 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
his hand starts moving to snap right as it’s turning over. that’s so close
tony romo made a good point that having a kicker who can kick from those lengths mean you are more aggressive at the end of the half
January 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
tony romo made a good point that having a kicker who can kick from those lengths mean you are more aggressive at the end of the half
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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
cam little would have kicked it
January 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
cam little would have kicked it
that guitar sweater actually slaps
And of course, it's sweater season for the musicians, too!
January 11, 2026 at 12:47 PM
that guitar sweater actually slaps
christ almighty everyone just block that turd polisher and straight up don’t even shit talk him
nothing his ass to the ether
i will block you if you repost that shit, talk about that shit, dissect that shit
leave that shit to the turd polisher
nothing his ass to the ether
i will block you if you repost that shit, talk about that shit, dissect that shit
leave that shit to the turd polisher
January 11, 2026 at 12:46 PM
christ almighty everyone just block that turd polisher and straight up don’t even shit talk him
nothing his ass to the ether
i will block you if you repost that shit, talk about that shit, dissect that shit
leave that shit to the turd polisher
nothing his ass to the ether
i will block you if you repost that shit, talk about that shit, dissect that shit
leave that shit to the turd polisher
we get to go from this to the snow bowl let’s fucking go
January 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
we get to go from this to the snow bowl let’s fucking go
packers bears snow playoff game gonna be epic
January 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
packers bears snow playoff game gonna be epic
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not a flag, just don’t throw that ball
January 10, 2026 at 11:44 PM
not a flag, just don’t throw that ball
flutie flakes in shambles
Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.
January 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
flutie flakes in shambles