area man
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have you ever been like woah yeah man that’s what i’m talkin about?
that’s what i’m talkin about, man
he/him
cincinnati forever
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that’s what i’m talkin about, man
he/him
cincinnati forever
signal: professor_butts.99
i am off work today but i have errands that span from 7am - 6pm
they are all juuuuuust far enough apart in schedule where i have to go home for a time frame that is too short to start something, but too long not to
also it’s raining
they are all juuuuuust far enough apart in schedule where i have to go home for a time frame that is too short to start something, but too long not to
also it’s raining
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i am off work today but i have errands that span from 7am - 6pm
they are all juuuuuust far enough apart in schedule where i have to go home for a time frame that is too short to start something, but too long not to
also it’s raining
they are all juuuuuust far enough apart in schedule where i have to go home for a time frame that is too short to start something, but too long not to
also it’s raining
just realized the possibile existence of EU Gene Levy
UK government seeks views on proposed changes to soft drinks levy
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
just realized the possibile existence of EU Gene Levy
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the baby (15 months) motioned for me to open my mouth and then spat a half-chewed apple slice directly into it
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
the baby (15 months) motioned for me to open my mouth and then spat a half-chewed apple slice directly into it
haha that pistachio commercial with josh allen is funny
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
haha that pistachio commercial with josh allen is funny
tampa bay playing like butt
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
tampa bay playing like butt
I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane, Charlie Brown
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fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
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bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
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You’ve heard of the Madden Curse and the SI cover jinx
Get ready for the Hallmark Holiday Movie Curse
Get ready for the Hallmark Holiday Movie Curse
Words cannot express my love of the entire concept or the Bespoke Sports Team-Specific Hallmark Christmas Movie, one of the most American things that could ever exist
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You’ve heard of the Madden Curse and the SI cover jinx
Get ready for the Hallmark Holiday Movie Curse
Get ready for the Hallmark Holiday Movie Curse
lmao what the fuck is jameis winston
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
lmao what the fuck is jameis winston
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Evan McPherson drills a new career-long 63-yarder!
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Evan McPherson drills a new career-long 63-yarder!
lmao mcpherson just banged a 63 yard field goal
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
lmao mcpherson just banged a 63 yard field goal
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06-02.ANS, 1996-08-28 from dark domain - the artpacks.acid.org collection (CD-ROM)
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
06-02.ANS, 1996-08-28 from dark domain - the artpacks.acid.org collection (CD-ROM)
lmao what was that oklahoma
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
lmao what was that oklahoma
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That's one word for it
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
That's one word for it
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That’s the flaw in the Substack model, and why I am deeply thankful to every subscriber.
I hope that eventually we can return to like, a magazine model, and not ask consumers to have to shell out $10 a month to every single writer because it adds up quick.
I hope that eventually we can return to like, a magazine model, and not ask consumers to have to shell out $10 a month to every single writer because it adds up quick.
Probably won't get many hits (me and my small potatoes account), but @mississippifreepress.org is doing yeoman's work back home, much to the chagrin of the entrenched good ol' boy network.
Oh, and @rooster.info up here is a constant burr in the Ohio Statehouse's saddle.
Oh, and @rooster.info up here is a constant burr in the Ohio Statehouse's saddle.
i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
That’s the flaw in the Substack model, and why I am deeply thankful to every subscriber.
I hope that eventually we can return to like, a magazine model, and not ask consumers to have to shell out $10 a month to every single writer because it adds up quick.
I hope that eventually we can return to like, a magazine model, and not ask consumers to have to shell out $10 a month to every single writer because it adds up quick.
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November 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
ohio high school snapped its 76-game win streak last night
hadn’t lost since the 2020 playoffs
hadn’t lost since the 2020 playoffs
MARION LOCAL LOST HOLY SHIT
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
ohio high school snapped its 76-game win streak last night
hadn’t lost since the 2020 playoffs
hadn’t lost since the 2020 playoffs