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have you ever been like woah yeah man that’s what i’m talkin about?

that’s what i’m talkin about, man

he/him

cincinnati forever

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scott adams lmao
January 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
go birds
January 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
food wasn’t ready
January 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
my cousin said she looks forward to pizza night because they can have one, and she is a picky eater so it’s gotta be decent

see below for tortilla chips and other snacks

also some brand of cookies i only remember as “lorna dune’s gluten free sister”
January 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
lmfao incredible
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 PM
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
if i wanna drink a pitcher of laid on my way to pick up my daughter from school, that’s my business
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
the inside of my left arm has this long thin scar from my elbow up the forearm when a branch stuck in my arm as i fell out of a tree

it’s about 5 inches long (barely visible. got it when i was 10!)
January 6, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings

I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling
January 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
What’s the last car you stopped to take a photo of?

this bad boy
January 4, 2026 at 3:42 AM
things are happening!!
January 3, 2026 at 7:45 PM
hell yeah
January 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
pathetic
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
not in the triple digits for defensive rankings!

because we were 99th
January 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
[laszlo voice] scott satterfield
January 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
what the heck
January 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM