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have you ever been like woah yeah man that’s what i’m talkin about? that’s what i’m talkin about, man he/him cincinnati forever signal: professor_butts.99

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 1h

ITS A LITTLE WILD AND A LITTLE STRANGE

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 1h

damn bro even the shoes are white as hell

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 1h

i mean, i’m a huge bengals fan but i’m not an idiot

also our defense can be ok if they pull their heads out of their asses

but i don’t want unpredictability and i hate rooting against the bengals because i still line up at the slop trough every week

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 1h

for the healthy bones

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 1h

i’m not going to go through and say katie couldn’t have handled it better

but a reporter who makes a baseless assertion in a question and the interviewee disagrees with the premise of the question, with whom lies the fault?

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 1h

when the reporter asks her the question, she flatly states she’ll need that 40% in order to win

and then katie pushes back on the fact that she’ll need them to win (an assertion the reporter made)

and then it says the reporter asked every other candidate IF they needed them to win

"What do you say to the 40% of California voters who you'll need in order to win, who voted for Trump?" reporter Julie Watts begins in the clip. (President Donald Trump won 38% of the vote in California last year.)
"How would I need them in order to win?" Porter shot back, emphasizing her focus on the state's Democratic voter base. "I feel like this is being unnecessarily argumentative.
What is your question?"

Watts pressed on. "We've also asked the other candidates, do you think you need any of those 40% of California voters to win? And you're saying, no, you don't."

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 1h

this is where i settled (also thank you!)

the two others left have used

Philly, Baltimore, Seattle, Houston, Detroit
Denver, Dallas, Tampa Bay, Buffalo, Indianapolis

i feel like 1 might pick indy or buffalo, 2 i have no idea haha

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 1h

first glance my picks would be (in order)

1) rams (playing ravens lol)
2) colts (cardinals)
3) steelers?? (browns)

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 1h

1) used the bills already
2) i was thinking colts too
3) NO scares me at home

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 1h

1) hate picking against the bengals with our new veteran qb
2) already used them (great success!)
3) thinking about this but also with flacco gone shadeur COULD do something

much to think about

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 2h

alright y'all, i am in the final 3 for the nfl survivor pool I am in

the season is broken into two pools, first half/second half, and they reset, and i am 1/3 left for this week

im not going to taint (lol) your advice, so this weeks NFL games, who should I pick?

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 2h

did you first shave it into crazy mustaches and take other pics?

asking for me

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 2h

"do we need anything from prime day?"

"our prime subscription ended last month"

"oh alright"

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 2h

should have kept the stache for a couple of days (its almost the weekend!)

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 2h

kick some high knee

(this joke works everywhere)

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 2h

OH NO

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 2h

you bet your high knee

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 2h

literally meeting tons of friends

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 15h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 2h

absolutely love this for the browns

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2h

No fucking way. How bad is it that my joke is Shedeur's reality.

area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 7h

corn parts of ohio

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 7h

appalachia needs to stretch to clermont county. that’s literally who settled there lol. they didn’t want to move further because of the big city of cincinnati (and columbus to the north, like wch should be there too

it’s pretty dang close though for this area

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 7h

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 7h

you don’t have to take my word for it

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 7h

maps pretty solid, only beef i have is that “ohio river valley” should be split towards the tail end of indiana

William Hazen @williamhazen.bsky.social · 1d

This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.

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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · 9h

get their asses @kissphoria.bsky.social

excellent article

Chron.com @chron.com · 10h

"I don't want to hear 50 white guys come up to me and almost say the N-word."

Big-name comedians think Austin's comedy scene is a laughingstock

"I don't want to hear 50 white guys come up to me and almost say the N-word."

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