Claire, BOO Haver
@progesteronipizza.bsky.social
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33 She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ Intersex trans woman. Bi, engaged to my lovely wife who I make music with. Unhinged nsfw content inbound.🔞 check out our music https://linktr.ee/sherrycdrom
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here's the update, please don't make me regret it you wonderful people out there
Let's write it up because I thought it was pretty clear but apparently there was confusion:

Yes, my wife and I are in a mono reading relationship. While our relationship on a romantic level is committed, we do have others that are special in our lives that we fool around with and have for some time now. Those people are interested in BOTH of us, which is really where we landed. Package deal type thing.

That being said, flirting is absolutely okay 100% as long as some guidelines are followed:

1. Have an established rapport with me. If we've never talked, please don't jump to wanting to smooch.
2. Don't do it on a post where I'm not already being flirty. Be subtle at first if you aren't sure.
3. If I don't reciprocate, you gotta be willing to accept that. It happens, sometimes I don't vibe with a response or flirt. Im also just kinda awkward sometimes.
4. Don't presume we're in an open situation. The biggest reason for the old stuff I posted was people assuming my wife and I were not only poly but would be down to date them with just a comment. If you do that Im gonna just block.
5. Do not insert yourself into our relationship w/o permission. If my wife or I are talking about our relationship don't insert yourself into it. Respect that or fuck off. 
6. Don't assume we are looking for more people to fool around with as a long-term deal. We're not saying it is out of the question but understand we're demi and have boundaries. We would need to know you first and have the vibes be right. It would be a bit before that even crossed our minds.
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like i said, not done yet lol

trust me they'll be trimmed, for now there's some other electrical work that needs to be fine tuned so the neck is coming back off now anyway which is why we didn't trim yet
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isn't it cool?! it turned out so nice!
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ill leave it to her to gush about but im so happy to have been able to do this with everyone for her
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i took care of a bunch of materials and our insanely talented friends helped put it together and make it special
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FINALLY im able to share, i started a conspiracy with friends this year and we got Sherry a custom built guitar for her birthday (it's not quite done but almost!)

im so happy to be your wife babe, happy birthday, you deserve this
sherry with the guitar

what will she play?
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i am looking extremely submissive and hypnotizable right now if i do say so myself
me but with tits
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pleaseeee

i need to dropped more fr
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that's what im saying! im like halfway there
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the fact that i don't have my wonderful wife or other lovely close friends dropping me into trance right now is truly devastating
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i am looking extremely submissive and hypnotizable right now if i do say so myself
me but with tits
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they should add it as a strategem
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compelling argument

however

✨ MIKU MIKU BEEEAAAMMM ✨
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happy birthday to my wife, the most beautiful woman in the world who has never done anything bad ever and is the most divine being to exist

(i am biased)
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important, everybody needs to wish my wife @sherrycdrom.bsky.social a happy birthday
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[rebel path cello version starts playing]
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wokey silverhand says, "put some estrogen in your veins and pull some bitches"
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girl who corrupts you with each and every stroke, touch, caress

eyes becoming slits, nails extending to beautiful claws, horns budding out into a spiral, and of course a tail with a mind of its own that just seems to get into sooo much trouble...
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can i be the coach who is really good but swore to never bowl again only for something zany to happen right before the big tournament and everyone thinks they will have to forfeit but it motivates me to finally come out of retirement once again to everyone's surprise

(i am a semi pro bowler/coach)
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that's not what this meant at all
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and before any weirdos or transphobes see this and are like, "blah blah women's room" it was a single occupant unisex bathroom