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Claire, Boob Haver
@progesteronipizza.bsky.social
33 She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️
Intersex trans woman.
Bi, engaged to my lovely wife who I make music with.
Unhinged nsfw content inbound.🔞

check out our music
https://linktr.ee/sherrycdrom
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here's the update, please don't make me regret it you wonderful people out there
on the topic of this, you have no idea how many outfits i tried on at the thrift shop on saturday that didn't fit solely because they couldn't stretch past my massive tits
i have GOT to get dumber and hotter
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i have GOT to get dumber and hotter
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"of course men are more important"

i have a wife and talk about her constantly lmao
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
interrupting any regularly scheduled discourse to say my wife got me my first instrument to play (besides live mixing and electronics) and i cried

it's a little custom made mini-synth that helps with my accessibility issues 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
slipping my surgeon a $20 and showing them this pic
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
STEM stands for

S illy
T ranny
E nergetic
M ini golf
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
girl who joins a friend group but is mad that she's not the smartest one anymore so she introduces the group to bimbofication so she can be back on top again in more ways than one
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
FUCK OFFFF I HATE THAT THIS FITS
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
holy fuck the trans colors milk shake shirt is the most bimbocore shit thrift find ever
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
insane thrift store pull
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
new hair moment
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
what the fuck is Mamdani's charisma modifier, all of the videos i've seen of this meeting are insane
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?

TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
[reading all the chastity posting today]

i should buy a chastity cage*
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
adding a stop on our travel plan
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
can't stop thinking about making trips next year

nyc is on the list (it was supposed to be last weekend but the show was cancelled), maybe canada as well, my parents want to do a beach trip with us as well

im so excited to meet people for the first time and just spread wings a little bit more
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i dont even know what we're supposed to say on Trans Day of Remembrance anymore. we keep losing so many and they are determined to make us lose more. we keep being told to hold onto hope but fuck me im in a civil rights dispute RIGHT NOW. we'll fight but fuck me it's hard not to feel alone
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
my mom just told me for my christmas present thus year my dad picked out the color on it because "she would look so beautiful in that"

holy fuck im crying oh my god
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
honestly my life is so fucking weird right now i just wanna get real weird with my birthday and cut loose with people i care about

it's been so long since i was able to just let it all go for a while

i wanna drink and play mario kart or some shit

i wanna dance at a club

i wanna just live life
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
with how things have gone this past year i think i should be given a lot of credit for not being way more insane than i currently am

im still insane but have you SEEN this shit?

the universe was like "hey your birthday is soon and i got you something special"

"this is a legal battle"

"yea"
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Reposted by Claire, Boob Haver
(1/5) The outpouring of support on this has been amazing but I need to say this.

There have been numerous people asking why I haven't done this yet or telling me I should be doing more.

Im one woman with a full time job and not a lot of money and it's been only 24 hours.

I am not superhuman.
this is fucking new, i think im gonna be sick

how tf am i supposed to get an old birth cert if it was fucking sealed by the state

oh but religious records are valid dw
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
(1/5) The outpouring of support on this has been amazing but I need to say this.

There have been numerous people asking why I haven't done this yet or telling me I should be doing more.

Im one woman with a full time job and not a lot of money and it's been only 24 hours.

I am not superhuman.
this is fucking new, i think im gonna be sick

how tf am i supposed to get an old birth cert if it was fucking sealed by the state

oh but religious records are valid dw
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
good morning everyone

wow yesterday was a lot, let me start from the top. yes, im safe. im sad and depressed but im safe.

there are a LOT of things happening behind the scenes and it's extremely overwhelming but i am doing my best and i will update others as soon as im able

I love you all
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Reposted by Claire, Boob Haver
this is fucking new, i think im gonna be sick

how tf am i supposed to get an old birth cert if it was fucking sealed by the state

oh but religious records are valid dw
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i called 7 different places, every trans law center has literally said they are overwhelmed and not taking inquiry calls, ACLU line just says send a letter, cool

i have no idea what to do on this at all and have 90 days for this new regulation with no functional way of getting the "right papers"
this is fucking new, i think im gonna be sick

how tf am i supposed to get an old birth cert if it was fucking sealed by the state

oh but religious records are valid dw
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
this is fucking new, i think im gonna be sick

how tf am i supposed to get an old birth cert if it was fucking sealed by the state

oh but religious records are valid dw
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM