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Claire, BOO Haver
@progesteronipizza.bsky.social
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33 She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ Intersex trans woman. Bi, engaged to my lovely wife who I make music with. Unhinged nsfw content inbound.🔞 check out our music https://linktr.ee/sherrycdrom
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · Jul 16
here's the update, please don't make me regret it you wonderful people out there
Let's write it up because I thought it was pretty clear but apparently there was confusion: Yes, my wife and I are in a mono reading relationship. While our relationship on a romantic level is committed, we do have others that are special in our lives that we fool around with and have for some time now. Those people are interested in BOTH of us, which is really where we landed. Package deal type thing. That being said, flirting is absolutely okay 100% as long as some guidelines are followed: 1. Have an established rapport with me. If we've never talked, please don't jump to wanting to smooch. 2. Don't do it on a post where I'm not already being flirty. Be subtle at first if you aren't sure. 3. If I don't reciprocate, you gotta be willing to accept that. It happens, sometimes I don't vibe with a response or flirt. Im also just kinda awkward sometimes. 4. Don't presume we're in an open situation. The biggest reason for the old stuff I posted was people assuming my wife and I were not only poly but would be down to date them with just a comment. If you do that Im gonna just block. 5. Do not insert yourself into our relationship w/o permission. If my wife or I are talking about our relationship don't insert yourself into it. Respect that or fuck off. 6. Don't assume we are looking for more people to fool around with as a long-term deal. We're not saying it is out of the question but understand we're demi and have boundaries. We would need to know you first and have the vibes be right. It would be a bit before that even crossed our minds.
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 6h
[rebel path cello version starts playing]
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 7h
wokey silverhand says, "put some estrogen in your veins and pull some bitches"
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 8h
let's fucking gooooo
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 17h
girl who corrupts you with each and every stroke, touch, caress

eyes becoming slits, nails extending to beautiful claws, horns budding out into a spiral, and of course a tail with a mind of its own that just seems to get into sooo much trouble...
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 9h
can i be the coach who is really good but swore to never bowl again only for something zany to happen right before the big tournament and everyone thinks they will have to forfeit but it motivates me to finally come out of retirement once again to everyone's surprise

(i am a semi pro bowler/coach)
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 13h
also im a woman sooo
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 13h
that's not what this meant at all
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 13h
and before any weirdos or transphobes see this and are like, "blah blah women's room" it was a single occupant unisex bathroom
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 13h
she was so sweet, we made small talk for a bit after until her name was called

this was in the middle of like a very conservative area too
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 13h
while i was at the mechanic the door to the bathroom had a sign saying it didn't latch so knock first

this older woman didn't read it and walked in while i was pulling pants up

im terrified. after i apologize, she insists it's her fault. but then goes onto say "you're beautiful by the way"

wgmi
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 16h
istg mechanics sometimes holy shit
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 16h
how the fuck do i go in for a simple fucking inspection on my car and they DON'T FUCKING LATCH THE HOOD

fucking thing almost came up while i was going 75
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 19h
doing a one day expedition 6 hours total driving, taking a break now and getting reacquainted with some of my music
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 17h
sorry my demons my demons and they keep spreading, weird
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 17h
then you can both go have some fun together...
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 17h
girl who corrupts you with each and every stroke, touch, caress

eyes becoming slits, nails extending to beautiful claws, horns budding out into a spiral, and of course a tail with a mind of its own that just seems to get into sooo much trouble...
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 18h
right?!?
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 18h
looove Hail the Sun
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 18h
but ofc if people have suggestions i have a whole trip back soooo lmk
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 18h
ohhhh im on a big car trip today so thank you for mentioning, i gotta make sure to pop them on along the way
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 18h
i honestly thought i would get judged hard for my taste lol
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 18h
i just have everything on my liked songs on shuffle so it's all over but One Last Kiss came on and i set it to max volume IMMEDIATELY
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 18h
thank youuu i have a huge variety on my liked songs

i think after i listened to One Last Kiss, fucking Fothcrah by Hungry Lights came on lmao
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 19h
Hikaru Utada, Hail the Sun, Coheed, Circa Survive, Chiodos, and some older Dream Theater so far
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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 19h
doing a one day expedition 6 hours total driving, taking a break now and getting reacquainted with some of my music
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