ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a drink with the word delish on the napkin

There’s a very funny scene in Ron Howard’s frothy 1984 interspecies rom-com, Splash, in which Daryl Hannah, playing a mermaid in Manhattan who swaps her tail for legs, skips out to buy suitable land attire. Given that she emerged from the sea naked, she throws together an outfit from the Tom Hanks character’s closet.

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a bed with the words come sit right here baby .