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Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 16m

Epstein Island should be a prison colony. Anyone not part of the Trump regime is banned. Feed em some nasty expired prison paste and water. Air drop it, no one ever has to interact with them again. That'd be fair if we can't waste the seven cents per head.

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Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 47m

Being no one sounds better than wearing dirty pantyhose like a scarf but idk what the goofy trends are anymore.

Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 52m

Guy wanted to step outside. I stood up, put this on the jukebox, and sat down. Was funny. youtu.be/Drbljm1X0i8?...

Garbage - As Heaven Is Wide (2015 Remaster)

YouTube video by The Garbage Collector

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Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 1h

You just gotta laugh loud and hard enough when a Christian bitches at you about hell because then their real self comes out; the weirdo saying "grow up" gets all red faced and throws a tantrum like their devil. 😏

Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 2h

And people with a sixth grade education or higher.

Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 3h

It's a start.

Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 3h

How high do you have to throw someone up into the air before they won't land in the same spot?

Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 3h

Wanna sleep but I can't go two days...ok, I don't want to go two days without eating.

Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 3h

Has nothing to do with him though. It's just On Sight George forever.

Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 3h

If no one else wants to put him down when he's arrested, I'll volunteer. No guilt about it whatsoever. 🫡🇺🇲

Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 4h

More ski goggles? Jesus christ.

Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 6h

The notion of going somewhere with your wife instead of meeting her there is completely lost on this male.

Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 7h

When they called it a hoax. 🫩

His third favorite hand gesture after accordion hands and the jerking two dudes off on his face dance.

Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 7h

We used to smack things that were glitching. 😒

Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 7h

Get the blowtorch.

Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 7h

+ the painting of Clinton wearing Lewinsky's dress and it's like dots are starting to connect.
And just because:
"When I see you stand by [random GoP woman in Trump's cabinet]
I believe you see two bad bitches
I believe you don't like women,
that's real competition,
you might pop ass with 'em"

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Tuphyr Shakur @ptsky.bsky.social · 7h

Trump doesn't wear a ring because one of the children he was wooing said "but you're married" and that was the end of that. Then he did what he does to children. And any human in his vicinity is ok with that, because he's not in a hole somewhere for the rest of his worthless life. #shadows