Tuphyr Shakur
@ptsky.bsky.social
Losto America, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!
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If Trump made a cameo in an all white remake of Roots his sycophants would fill their screen time with demanding it wins all the Oscars. Pretend I'm lyin'.
February 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
If Trump made a cameo in an all white remake of Roots his sycophants would fill their screen time with demanding it wins all the Oscars. Pretend I'm lyin'.
The presidency exists to shift attention and accountability from Congress so they can make back alley deals with the judiciary to dictate policy. #WhatCountryAmI?
February 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
The presidency exists to shift attention and accountability from Congress so they can make back alley deals with the judiciary to dictate policy. #WhatCountryAmI?
95% of companies get zero ROI with AI which just tells me 5% of companies can push it "everywhere" and the list of obvious marks gets real short, real fast.
February 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
95% of companies get zero ROI with AI which just tells me 5% of companies can push it "everywhere" and the list of obvious marks gets real short, real fast.
Calling Dead by Daylight a Fortnite for kids who've seen at least one horror movie made me laugh more than I have all year.
February 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Calling Dead by Daylight a Fortnite for kids who've seen at least one horror movie made me laugh more than I have all year.
ICE is bringing along their family pets to do police work now and it's going about as well as you'd expect. Greg got his New Balances pissed on and he's crying thirty minutes into his shift.
February 2, 2026 at 2:32 PM
ICE is bringing along their family pets to do police work now and it's going about as well as you'd expect. Greg got his New Balances pissed on and he's crying thirty minutes into his shift.
RIP Apex Legends. What a waste of four hours like...three years ago. Shame it'll never reach Season 30.
February 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
RIP Apex Legends. What a waste of four hours like...three years ago. Shame it'll never reach Season 30.
Is Biden gonna get a Nobel Prize for sh*tting Trump's pants for him on live tv?
February 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Is Biden gonna get a Nobel Prize for sh*tting Trump's pants for him on live tv?
Name one perp in the Trumpstein Files that any part of the world would be worse off not having among their citizens for any reason.
Exactly.
You can't.
Exactly.
You can't.
February 2, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Name one perp in the Trumpstein Files that any part of the world would be worse off not having among their citizens for any reason.
Exactly.
You can't.
Exactly.
You can't.
6ixNine's crimes against music were worse than any of his snitching, but he was right about buying # 1s and #Grammys because what the actual f*ck is this list of winners. 4th string QB at the NFL Pro Bowl carries more merit.
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
6ixNine's crimes against music were worse than any of his snitching, but he was right about buying # 1s and #Grammys because what the actual f*ck is this list of winners. 4th string QB at the NFL Pro Bowl carries more merit.
"If you tell anyone what Donny did I'll kill you and you're whole family." - J.E.
"You'll spell half the words in the email to the hitman wrong, so I'll take my chances." - redacted name of 12 year old victim we don't even know yet
"You'll spell half the words in the email to the hitman wrong, so I'll take my chances." - redacted name of 12 year old victim we don't even know yet
February 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
"If you tell anyone what Donny did I'll kill you and you're whole family." - J.E.
"You'll spell half the words in the email to the hitman wrong, so I'll take my chances." - redacted name of 12 year old victim we don't even know yet
"You'll spell half the words in the email to the hitman wrong, so I'll take my chances." - redacted name of 12 year old victim we don't even know yet
Actually makes sense that President Gravyblood's private lawless klan militia Gravy Seals would include PoC to do the dirtiest work. And they still won't get their sign on bonuses.
February 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Actually makes sense that President Gravyblood's private lawless klan militia Gravy Seals would include PoC to do the dirtiest work. And they still won't get their sign on bonuses.
They found the one mass shooting enthusiast who hasn't already joined ICE and sent him to Mardi Gras. 😒
February 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
They found the one mass shooting enthusiast who hasn't already joined ICE and sent him to Mardi Gras. 😒
My new thing when someone asks who we replace them with is to point at random objects in the room and say "that's an improvement" until they get the hint.
We're really gonna throw a whole country away to placate a handful of rich old white mentally ill drug addicted criminals.
We're really gonna throw a whole country away to placate a handful of rich old white mentally ill drug addicted criminals.
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
My new thing when someone asks who we replace them with is to point at random objects in the room and say "that's an improvement" until they get the hint.
We're really gonna throw a whole country away to placate a handful of rich old white mentally ill drug addicted criminals.
We're really gonna throw a whole country away to placate a handful of rich old white mentally ill drug addicted criminals.
The longer we wait to deal with billionaire pedophiles and their private armies the worse it gets. We don't need to go to Mars. We don't need a king. Due process with nothing redacted. Every single one of them is replaceable.
January 31, 2026 at 9:34 PM
The longer we wait to deal with billionaire pedophiles and their private armies the worse it gets. We don't need to go to Mars. We don't need a king. Due process with nothing redacted. Every single one of them is replaceable.
Stop making videos holding the phone like that I keep thinking I missed an apocalyptic event.
January 31, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Stop making videos holding the phone like that I keep thinking I missed an apocalyptic event.
The 'Gawks didn't call their own Fail Mary td.
The 'Gawks didn't flub a punt recovery they had no business going after.
The 'Gawks owner isn't a full blown Trump buddy.
I keep having to remind myself of this when the Super Bowl is mentioned.
The 'Gawks didn't flub a punt recovery they had no business going after.
The 'Gawks owner isn't a full blown Trump buddy.
I keep having to remind myself of this when the Super Bowl is mentioned.
January 31, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The 'Gawks didn't call their own Fail Mary td.
The 'Gawks didn't flub a punt recovery they had no business going after.
The 'Gawks owner isn't a full blown Trump buddy.
I keep having to remind myself of this when the Super Bowl is mentioned.
The 'Gawks didn't flub a punt recovery they had no business going after.
The 'Gawks owner isn't a full blown Trump buddy.
I keep having to remind myself of this when the Super Bowl is mentioned.
Way too many cliffhangers for a Friday.
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Way too many cliffhangers for a Friday.
We went from a little bit country, a little bit rock n roll,
to,
a little bit Idiocracy, a little bit V for Vendetta.
to,
a little bit Idiocracy, a little bit V for Vendetta.
January 29, 2026 at 9:33 PM
We went from a little bit country, a little bit rock n roll,
to,
a little bit Idiocracy, a little bit V for Vendetta.
to,
a little bit Idiocracy, a little bit V for Vendetta.
Yes please for the love of f*ck a Rule of Rose remake. Send the scalpers to the Negative Zone.
January 29, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Yes please for the love of f*ck a Rule of Rose remake. Send the scalpers to the Negative Zone.
Did you rent games at the Blockbuster just to delete someone's save file too?
January 28, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Did you rent games at the Blockbuster just to delete someone's save file too?
Toss a few Milk Duds in your coffee. 👍
January 28, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Toss a few Milk Duds in your coffee. 👍
If the borders really mattered to the people who say they do, then it'd be more than a misdemeanor to cross them. It was always an excuse to collect every yeeyee J6er white supremacist he can get into a private army to live out the rest of his fat bald full blown Alzheimer's life as supreme leader.
January 28, 2026 at 3:38 PM
If the borders really mattered to the people who say they do, then it'd be more than a misdemeanor to cross them. It was always an excuse to collect every yeeyee J6er white supremacist he can get into a private army to live out the rest of his fat bald full blown Alzheimer's life as supreme leader.
Two ISIS is worth two ICEs.
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Two ISIS is worth two ICEs.
So Homan's first day running the operation in Minnesota was to send a "lone wolf" after Ilhan Omar? Smooth. Or the little person's last. Idk. One or the other or both.
'Spose I should clean the bathroom.
'Spose I should clean the bathroom.
January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
So Homan's first day running the operation in Minnesota was to send a "lone wolf" after Ilhan Omar? Smooth. Or the little person's last. Idk. One or the other or both.
'Spose I should clean the bathroom.
'Spose I should clean the bathroom.