Tuphyr Shakur
@ptsky.bsky.social
Losto America, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!
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Heatseeker is a dogsh*t mode. #RocketLeague
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Heatseeker is a dogsh*t mode. #RocketLeague
Can't remember a sh*ttier two days in a long time.
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Can't remember a sh*ttier two days in a long time.
Bought the entirety of the LEGO Marvel and Star Wars games for like... $30ish. 😁
December 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Bought the entirety of the LEGO Marvel and Star Wars games for like... $30ish. 😁
Did we start Vietnam to distract from Watergate? Nope. Bookmarking that rabbit hole. It's way too late.
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Did we start Vietnam to distract from Watergate? Nope. Bookmarking that rabbit hole. It's way too late.
You won't get these slack jawed idiot sycophants of his to say one kind word after he passes if it contradicts in any way accomplishing their degenerate goals. #republicancongress #republicanhouse
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
You won't get these slack jawed idiot sycophants of his to say one kind word after he passes if it contradicts in any way accomplishing their degenerate goals. #republicancongress #republicanhouse
Oh THAT'S the sureshot.
December 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Oh THAT'S the sureshot.
You'd think the mess of a sh*thole Reagan left us with would have taught us not to do this sh*t again. #dementiapresident
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You'd think the mess of a sh*thole Reagan left us with would have taught us not to do this sh*t again. #dementiapresident
Why do farmers need welfare every time there's a Republican president?
December 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Why do farmers need welfare every time there's a Republican president?
Triple H face turn at UFC on the White House lawn, where he botches another Pedigree and shaves his head. 😏
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Triple H face turn at UFC on the White House lawn, where he botches another Pedigree and shaves his head. 😏
Hiding the Epstein files is the only reason a lot of "important" people are alive and on the loose doing the same things.
December 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hiding the Epstein files is the only reason a lot of "important" people are alive and on the loose doing the same things.
Anytime someone says "the pod" any trust I may have in them immediately evaporates, because Invasion of the Body Snatchers. It's just a show. Apple didn't invent radio or video. #podpeople
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Anytime someone says "the pod" any trust I may have in them immediately evaporates, because Invasion of the Body Snatchers. It's just a show. Apple didn't invent radio or video. #podpeople
Wild. Three straight teams of twos in a threes tournament.
December 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Wild. Three straight teams of twos in a threes tournament.
What's the best way to unaccept a brew?
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
What's the best way to unaccept a brew?
:Looks around: Ok my phone was just messing up.
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
:Looks around: Ok my phone was just messing up.
It's beyond time to dump anyone involved with Project 2025 into a trash compactor.
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It's beyond time to dump anyone involved with Project 2025 into a trash compactor.
Susan Wiles is Pat Summerall's meritless nepo baby, which fits in leading this cabinet. #WhiteHouse
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Susan Wiles is Pat Summerall's meritless nepo baby, which fits in leading this cabinet. #WhiteHouse
Philip Rivers coming in and throwing like 10 tds in two games then imploding the next two would be my vote for funniest outcome.
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Philip Rivers coming in and throwing like 10 tds in two games then imploding the next two would be my vote for funniest outcome.
Not one championship athlete that visited the Oval Office has been able to muster the gumption to say "F*ck you Donald. I'm here for the team and my country."
And then just step to the back of the grouping? That's weird. And sad. Millionaire chickensh*t motherf*ckers. 🙂↔️
And then just step to the back of the grouping? That's weird. And sad. Millionaire chickensh*t motherf*ckers. 🙂↔️
December 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Not one championship athlete that visited the Oval Office has been able to muster the gumption to say "F*ck you Donald. I'm here for the team and my country."
And then just step to the back of the grouping? That's weird. And sad. Millionaire chickensh*t motherf*ckers. 🙂↔️
And then just step to the back of the grouping? That's weird. And sad. Millionaire chickensh*t motherf*ckers. 🙂↔️
Watching Pat McAfee is like doing the Georgia Bulldog bark for hours a day, every day, for like, 20 years straight, even in your sleep. He's fine for a YouTube short. That's about it.
December 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Watching Pat McAfee is like doing the Georgia Bulldog bark for hours a day, every day, for like, 20 years straight, even in your sleep. He's fine for a YouTube short. That's about it.
If I had a need for a #car I'd be blaring Fear's "F*ck #Christmas" exclusively so... #trebdibg #trending
a crow says you 're welcome in a dark blue background
Alt: it's a bird 🖕 😁
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December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If I had a need for a #car I'd be blaring Fear's "F*ck #Christmas" exclusively so... #trebdibg #trending
If you don't immediately lose your sh*t by interpreting something as 100% you stay a lot calmer, because you get necessary context. Doesn't mean you'll do the right thing, but you'll know whether it's right or wrong. If you can live with it then you can't shirk accountability, either.
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If you don't immediately lose your sh*t by interpreting something as 100% you stay a lot calmer, because you get necessary context. Doesn't mean you'll do the right thing, but you'll know whether it's right or wrong. If you can live with it then you can't shirk accountability, either.