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little lamb

@puddleofbrain.bsky.social

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In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2h

If it’s only the baby’s head that’s sticking out of the pussy you should still be allowed to twist that thing right off. If the shoulders have crossed the threshold that’s a human being though

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2h

Mantra

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2h

Dave jave Spanish pronunciation sounds Israeli 🧐

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2h

I like it when an all star doesn’t contribute to winning I’m a subversive fan

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2h

Leftist dojo where all the punching dummies have an unborn fetus head

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2h

I’m just excited for the circus bro

little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2h

Not Spanish pronunciation rhyming

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2h

His name was Dave Jave

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2h

I’m not watching a charlottes hornets game I have beaucoup dignity

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2h

Excited for him to play somewhere else

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2h

My sensei had a bit of an ego so he was always naming different punches and kicks after himself but they were extremely powerful so what can you do

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 3h

If I was a plumber I would change my name to Plunge-o and have a plastic surgeon turn my whole head plunger shaped

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 3h

We knew each other for a long time, she was my daughter

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 3h

Swords already all greased up, I’m at the asking passerby to borrow a lighter phase already

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 3h

If you use screenshots to bypass the character limit I will hunt you down with a flaming sword

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 3h

It’s not enough

little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 3h

Stopped for a while but now I am again yeah

little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 5h

I like the up part of Ferris wheels but the down part makes me sad because it reminds me of my mother

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 7h

Ferris has an attachment disorder

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 7h

Bart Simpson is old enough to marry Sarah Jessica Parker now

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14h

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 15h

Yeah. Bird tent.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 15h

If Kamala had won we’d be cancelling the Baja men for letting their dogs have fleas and for letting them run around off leash and for calling them a mongrel rn. Hope you’re happy

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krumm @entzuendung.bsky.social · 21h

private ends

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 16h

Can’t afford the Ferris wheel? Try flipping your car then taping yourself to a tire and hitting the gas pedal with a broomstick

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