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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 7d

We should probably address the big ticket. With Electronic Arts selling for $55 billion, we are going towards a trend of a game company selling for an extra zero.

What will be the first game company to sell for $100 billion?

Sharing really helps, thank you 💜

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What Will Be The First $100 Billion Gaming Buyout?

We have to talk about the $100 billion sticker shock we're about to see.

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1h

I do not like bowling alleys

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 2h

Time to buy the rights, bestie. The world deserves to remember 🙏

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 3h

It's scary...how horny the magazine advertisements in 2002 were. Granted, the entirety of Bloodrayne was built around circulating the blood away from your brain. To your dick, if you catch my drift. It's very subtle.

Ass, titties, guns; this game has it all!

#gaming #retro 🎮

Magazine advertisement for Bloodrayne on PS2, Xbox and Nintendo GameCube. The titular booby vampire is straddling a Nazi, crotch to crotch, while shooting a gun. The text reads:

She pressed against him
He could not resist her needs
He would die for her

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 4h

32 bits for a platformer? This baby game is doomed 🙄

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 22h

Today's spooky bit is a Japanese TV commercial for Dracula X: Nocturne in the Moonlight, some PlayStation game where you jump around. I dunno, seems a little far-fetched, honestly. But at least you can win a walkman.

#gaming #retro #konami 🎮

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Damnedto Hellgore 💀 @elmore.zone · 7h

Here's a random game for your Saturday. Monopoly on SNES? Why do I have this? Where did it come from? Why was it apparently the thing the Earthbound team developed between Mother 1 and 2, and why does it have Koichi Sugiyama composing? The many mysteries of #RandomGameSaturday . . .

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 6h

I'm so stressed. I should play a nice, relaxing game. Oh. Well fuck

Screenshot of Little Dragon Cafe. Mom says: I guess... I guess my time has come...

Screenshot of Little Dragon Cafe. Mom's daughter, next to her bed, says: Why isn't she waking up?

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 8h

Post a random game in your collection, here on Saturday

It's spooky month, so for #RandomGameSaturday here's a game I think is real stupid, but people like it. Everyone just copies Resident Evil forever, so Capcom thought they'd do it themselves but with dinosaurs. That's it. That's the game 🤷

A PlayStation copy of Dino Crisis with the box art being a dinosaur foot

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FantasyAnime @fantasyanime.bsky.social · 22h

Every October I like to celebrate my favorite Halloween-themed videogame: The Haunting Starring Polterguy (Sega Genesis/Mega Drive) 👻💀

You play as a ghost scaring a greedy family out of their mansion. A hidden gem that's super cute, funny, and totally original 🎃

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 17h

Game of the year

Steam Release Bot @steamreleasebot.bsky.social · 1d

Snoopy & The Great Mystery Club
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3328180/
$35.99

Join Snoopy and the gang in an all-new mystery adventure packed with charm, clever puzzles, and heartwarming friendships! Step into Snoopy’s paws and detective hat as you explore the town, solve challenging...

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · Aug 14

I had some "quick" thoughts about Battlefield 6 and its current direction, if you want to read about it here, maybe 👇

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What Is Battlefield's Identity Anymore?

Battlefield 6 is currently having an identity crisis. A regression? We're out of ideas.

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 20h

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 22h

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 23h

Hey, do you want to play a Nintendo DS game that's almost twenty years old, but on a screen that's not at all a double-sided handheld? It's kinda like Metroid, but definitely not Metroid. Here you go?

Steam Release Bot @steamreleasebot.bsky.social · 1d

Scurge: Hive
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3602790/
$11.99

An infectious retro hardware classic from 2006 has been revived. Only you can save the world from the deadly virus known as Scurge.

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

a black and white photo of sigmund freud

Alt: a black and white photo of sigmund freud

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

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Tour de Friends

YouTube video by Math the Band - Topic

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

Wrong demographic here. It's all over TikTok, exactly because it's an extremely effective way of illustrating it to younger people.

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 2d

Baby Steps world record speedruns scientifically proved that the optimal way of walking is skipping. Also, the back crawl is the best form of swimming. Both are correct observations.

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 2d

Do you think that Square Enix signed off on this? Was this the web 3.0 integration they said that they were going to focus on?

NSFW link: plantsvscunts.com/malboros-mid...

A thumbnail for a hentai porn scene called Malboro's Midnight Snack, with the titular Final Fantasy plant monster in the background trapping a blond in vines, while the naked model sucks off a tentacle

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

Here's what the game looks like in screenshots, in case you don't like old game intros. I don't know why you wouldn't, but here you go.

Screenshot for Disney's The Haunted Mansion in GameCube, featuring the protagonist holding a lamp, in a spooky mansion, facing various ghosts and undead stuff

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

I already knew what two of these were going to be, but I respect the Hybrid Heaven pull. An inspired choice 👌

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

Top 3 trees on Nintendo 64? And I will need you to take out the real life equivalent to make sure you mean it

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

Also, I normally don't say this about European box art, but wow they sure did something here...

The box art for Peak Performance on PlayStation, featuring a race car exploding in color and blurring effects

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not editing it again

The PlayStation 2 box art for The Bouncer, featuring fake Sora Kingdom Hearts, but the text has been altered to read THE BLOWJOB. The 2 is scrawled out and replaced with a 5

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, we released our PlayStation game in 1997. How did you know? 🤮

Peak Performance, a racing game that's a classic collaboration between Atlus and CAVE, who released DoDonPachi right after this.

#gaming #retro #PS1 🎮

Magazine advertisement for Peak Performance on PlayStation, featuring a race car driver throwing up chunks and screenshots of the racing game

The tagline reads: BLOW DOORS OR BLOW CHOW

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