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Scooby-Doo's Mystery Machine without the t - Misanthropy is misunderstood idealism 🧑🏻 NBi

Sometimes video game stuff person, filed under👉 #chosting #retro

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Hi, I'm back to talk a little about Metroid Prime 4, because I can and because I've seen these things happen before.

I thought I'd break down those elements for you, like some kind of helpful sidekick, but in writing form.

As always, sharing is caring 💜✨

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The Metroid Prime 4 Sidekick Problem
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is getting a sidekick. Maybe it's time to panic.
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Also for the record, I'm at the 20 mark and the Tactics Ogre bit is Baten Kaitos Eternal Wings And The Lost Ocean
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Yes ha ha ha YES!
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
One of the things I miss the most about Cohost was that you could eventually pair your chosts with music. It really helped to set the mood. I could start linking a track in my articles, but it's not the same as just pushing a play button.

Anyway, this would be my choice for this one, if you want
Machinarium Soundtrack - Tomas Dvorak - The Glasshouse With Butterfly
YouTube video by Evert Kramer
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November 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Back on Cohost, I used to post less polished rants. So, here's a (moderately curated) ramble about plucking a game from 24 years ago out of the ether and wrapping it around someone's fresh grave, just to write one more news article.

Yuri's Revenge indeed.

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A Gaming Industry Of Ambulance Chasers
Someone died; time to get some views.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I don't recall saying good day
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Don't look at that other stuff. Here's Nitoshinden lady wearing a really silly random text shirt
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
True. I'm definitely going to disproportionally reward myself for acting like a real human being for the first time this month. Hopefully I got a couple more of these in me 🙏
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Making things extra embarrassing, I identified the pattern that was causing it, but then continued doing it for like a week anyway. Removed one step from that chain and was able to get moving. I'm sure this means things are about to improve. Or it's mania time. Time will tell 🤷
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I had my day ruined for two full weeks, because I kept holding off on something and then finished the day without doing it. Today, after 6+ hours of falling into that same pattern, I finally got up and did it.

It took 15 minutes. Two weeks gone.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
That's what a narcissistic person would say 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The grift always needs new fuel to burn. Can't do that without the oxygen it needs 🙏
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Mondays are tough; have a Japanese TV commercial for the Nintendo 64 version of Animal Crossing, as it was originally intended.

Kinda; it was first planned for the 64DD. Follow @kelslewin.bsky.social to know more about the game, as she has written a whole book about it.

#gaming #retro #Nintendo 🎮
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Why am I getting mogged in my first fight?
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
COOL

"If you're into awesome action, these three Arcade Classics are so hot they're cool!"

It's probably never good if your magazine advertisement has to say "Just think of it," because you're not making any sense. Anyway, please buy these ancient games for Game Boy too 🥺

#gaming #retro #Atari 🎮
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You know, I never thought about it as a power before
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What a weird coincidence (again), I was just looking back at this commercial just now. Like minutes ago:

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Japanese commercial for Ghost Sweeper Mikami: Joreishi wa Nice Body - Super Famicom, 1993

Developed by the wholesome Harvest Moon studio of Natsume and programmed by Eiyuden Chronicle: Rising director, Hirohisa Ohta. #chosting
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ahem
It's a good thing Sucker Punch fired people for committing wrongspeak on Charlie Kirk, after working for years to make Ghost of Yōtei, just for your comments to still look like this. Good job, everyone.
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Not the same game as the original btw. This version adds a fantasy element. Rampart is my go-to for specific ports, as they're all just a little different.

For instance, the Game Boy Color version, which almost never differs from regular Game Boy, is the same game as the arcade original.

#chosting
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Did you know gaming™: There's a Dynasty Warriors on the Nintendo Wii, called Samurai Warriors: Katana, where YOU 🫵😐 do the musou parts!

You slice your Wii remote at the screen, essentially transforming the genre into a rail shooter.

Here's a Japanese TV commercial:

#gaming #retro #Nintendo 🎮
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Girl...juice? 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Microsoft could turn this whole PR distaster around by allowing Rare to do this one cool thing:
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
One of the challenges of going to a significantly smaller storage model is that they had to figure out a way to fit a real-time clock on a Nintendo 64 cartridge. Animal Crossing is the only N64 game that has one. It's the chip on the bottom left that says RTC on it. Tick tock 🕜
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mondays are tough; have a Japanese TV commercial for the Nintendo 64 version of Animal Crossing, as it was originally intended.

Kinda; it was first planned for the 64DD. Follow @kelslewin.bsky.social to know more about the game, as she has written a whole book about it.

#gaming #retro #Nintendo 🎮
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You Just Got Bluesky'd™ 🫵😐
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM