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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 7d

We should probably address the big ticket. With Electronic Arts selling for $55 billion, we are going towards a trend of a game company selling for an extra zero.

What will be the first game company to sell for $100 billion?

Sharing really helps, thank you 💜

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What Will Be The First $100 Billion Gaming Buyout?

We have to talk about the $100 billion sticker shock we're about to see.

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1h

Today's spooky bit is a Japanese TV commercial for Dracula X: Nocturne in the Moonlight, some PlayStation game where you jump around. I dunno, seems a little far-fetched, honestly. But at least you can win a walkman.

#gaming #retro #konami 🎮

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 2h

Hey, do you want to play a Nintendo DS game that's almost twenty years old, but on a screen that's not at all a double-sided handheld? It's kinda like Metroid, but definitely not Metroid. Here you go?

Steam Release Bot @steamreleasebot.bsky.social · 3h

Scurge: Hive
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3602790/
$11.99

An infectious retro hardware classic from 2006 has been revived. Only you can save the world from the deadly virus known as Scurge.

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 3h

a black and white photo of sigmund freud

Alt: a black and white photo of sigmund freud

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 3h

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Tour de Friends

YouTube video by Math the Band - Topic

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 3h

Wrong demographic here. It's all over TikTok, exactly because it's an extremely effective way of illustrating it to younger people.

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

Baby Steps world record speedruns scientifically proved that the optimal way of walking is skipping. Also, the back crawl is the best form of swimming. Both are correct observations.

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

Do you think that Square Enix signed off on this? Was this the web 3.0 integration they said that they were going to focus on?

NSFW link: plantsvscunts.com/malboros-mid...

A thumbnail for a hentai porn scene called Malboro's Midnight Snack, with the titular Final Fantasy plant monster in the background trapping a blond in vines, while the naked model sucks off a tentacle

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 6h

Here's what the game looks like in screenshots, in case you don't like old game intros. I don't know why you wouldn't, but here you go.

Screenshot for Disney's The Haunted Mansion in GameCube, featuring the protagonist holding a lamp, in a spooky mansion, facing various ghosts and undead stuff

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 8h

I already knew what two of these were going to be, but I respect the Hybrid Heaven pull. An inspired choice 👌

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 8h

Top 3 trees on Nintendo 64? And I will need you to take out the real life equivalent to make sure you mean it

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 8h

Also, I normally don't say this about European box art, but wow they sure did something here...

The box art for Peak Performance on PlayStation, featuring a race car exploding in color and blurring effects

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 8h

I'm not editing it again

The PlayStation 2 box art for The Bouncer, featuring fake Sora Kingdom Hearts, but the text has been altered to read THE BLOWJOB. The 2 is scrawled out and replaced with a 5

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 8h

Yes, we released our PlayStation game in 1997. How did you know? 🤮

Peak Performance, a racing game that's a classic collaboration between Atlus and CAVE, who released DoDonPachi right after this.

#gaming #retro #PS1 🎮

Magazine advertisement for Peak Performance on PlayStation, featuring a race car driver throwing up chunks and screenshots of the racing game

The tagline reads: BLOW DOORS OR BLOW CHOW

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~ Ｍａｃｉｎｔｏｓｈ　Ｍｉｎｕｓ ~ @questfortori.bsky.social · 21h

did you know that the very first Digimon video game (Aside from the keychains) was a Sega Saturn-exclusive reimagining of the vpet keychains with a full simulated OS and internet in it?

I live for this stuff, it's SO cool

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 8h

I've been saying this

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 10h

His TikTok was very convincing, but I was wondering what the actual figures looked like that he has a running Patreon for. That's...I mean good for him that he kept it running that long, but seems like it's time to pack it in

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 10h

Sold 🙏

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 1d

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 21h

I have that same issue, then choose to ignore it every day. Take care ✨

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 21h

Pretty appealing huh? 😏

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 23h

Cuz baby you're a firework / Come on, show 'em what you're worth / Make 'em go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAÀAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGH!!!!!

...as you shoot across the sky sky sky 🎶

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 23h

@rnaboursiii.bsky.social just in case you didn't see this yet

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

Me IRL

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

Oh new Snoopy game drops tomorr... Is that the Nintendo DS game? Huh...

Upcoming releases on Nintendo Switch include Snoopy, as well as Scourge: Hive, originally a Nintendo DS game

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 2d

Spooky time with the 1995 western point and click, Silverload, here on DOS but rebuilt for PlayStation. It has a grimy animation style that I've not seen a lot before. It's pretty upsetting (and also goofy)

Developed by Millennium Interactive, whose last game was RIGS, that PSVR game 💀

#chosting

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