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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 5d

We should probably address the big ticket. With Electronic Arts selling for $55 billion, we are going towards a trend of a game company selling for an extra zero.

What will be the first game company to sell for $100 billion?

Sharing really helps, thank you 💜

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What Will Be The First $100 Billion Gaming Buyout?

We have to talk about the $100 billion sticker shock we're about to see.

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 6h

I've never even heard of those other ones, so it's a lock 🙏

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Punchy @punchystream.bsky.social · 19h

"if you account for inflation, game prices used to be m-"

silence. "accounting for inflation" is for economists and/or perverts and I will do no such thing.

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 8h

What do you mean, Nvidia is worth more than all of pharma combined? What do you mean?

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 9h

Now that's culture. I also recommend watching an old episode of Jeux Sans Frontieres, though I guess the Dutch broadcast of that would've been Spelen Zonder Grenzen.

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 10h

Now what did I just say

Kotaku @kotakudotcom.bsky.social · 10h

Doja Cat throws Fortnite under the Battle Bus https://kotaku.com/doja-cat-fortnite-sex-toy-deleted-skin-halloween-2025-2000633338

Doja Cat Fortnite Account Takeover Gets Messy After Deleted Sex Toy Post

The rapper was supposed to 'take over' the battle royale's social media account

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 10h

I'm sorry that you seem to be confused 😔

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 10h

The only reason I think I might not actually be autistic at this point is that I love eating eggplant, despite the skin being squeaky when your teeth hit it. It's like slipping off a plastic-wrapped couch, which is a sensory nightmare. Someone should GMO that away like we did with sprouts.

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 10h

Many of you

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 10h

For Gals That Only Like Gals and Like to Cum to Gals 14 Productions 6 Hours!

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 11h

Thank u 😌

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

Some American: "Here's the definitive book of SNES RPGs!"

Get mogged by the Europe exclusive Super Nintendo version of Might and Magic II: Gates to Another World, nerd.

The game introduced such novelties as automapping and hired party members. You can even trans your gender 🏳️‍⚧️

#chosting

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 12h

This is the end of Bluesky. Mark my words; you now have the bookmarks to do so.

Follow Tracker @for.shame.wtf · 13h

This labeler will be shutting down. We will first be unlabeling everyone who is labeled and then will cease to operate. As the unlabeling operation will take an unknown amount of time, we are not setting a specific timeline other than as soon as possible.

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 12h

As soon as I saw this game, I knew y'all would be playing it. I will now coin the term Noclipbait 🙏

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 13h

Spooky time with the 1995 western point and click, Silverload, here on DOS but rebuilt for PlayStation. It has a grimy animation style that I've not seen a lot before. It's pretty upsetting (and also goofy)

Developed by Millennium Interactive, whose last game was RIGS, that PSVR game 💀

#chosting

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 15h

You were right; that'll never go anywhere 😔

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 20d

Okay, hear me out. I got an idea for a new concept: It's stuff, right? You with me? But instead, the stuff isn't horrible at all times forever. Right? In fact, the stuff isn't horrible at all! It can just be stuff! Whadya think?

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 16h

Me with a multitude of games lately

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 17h

I do wonder. Which would mean that they thought the most likely option here was that I had footage of missile launchers just laying around 💀

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 17h

To continue this dumb joke: Putting out Doja Cat right after accidentally supporting Nazis is impeccable timing. I bet she loves the throwback.

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 17h

The scariest thing that Fortnite can think of: a Black woman

Fortnite News @fortnite-game.bsky.social · 17h

It’s her nightmare, we’re just living in it.

Doja Cat x Fortnitemares. Tomorrow.

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 17h

Here's the commercial deemed too dangerous for TikTok

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 17h

TikTok reinstated my Japanese TV commercial that I post as a throwaway in my stories. It's for lipstick. It received a guidelines violation for dangerous firearms!

It took them four days to take action. A story only lasts 24 hours, so it still never appeared. Mod teams can be worse!

An approved appeal on TikTok for a story, which was submitted 4 days ago

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 21h

I was tricked by a Sora AI video. It's over. Let the data centers burn the ground to ash.

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

I see that I have not sufficiently sold you to the cuteness factor. Would it help if I told you that the PlayStation disc looks like this round little sheep is tumbling inside your console?

The PlayStation disc of Stray Sheep, taken up by a drawing of the titular, round sheep

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퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

At least I know that those concept artists were getting steady work in this game

Gallery in The Missing JJ Macfield and the Island of Memories, going into intricate detail about the outfit and fabric of one of the characters

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

A bored potato eating a donut on a couch

퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke @puke.bsky.social · 1d

A clown prince, bathing in money, with the caption: I'm uke King of Money, son!

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