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Harpsichord
@purplepatrol.bsky.social
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24 / 18+ / Afficionado of exceedingly chunky figures. Banner by @snacksafterdark, and profile pic by @2BLabs! https://purplepatrol.straw.page/
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Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · Jun 23
So unfortunately, apparently right as I got neospring set up, the site is shutting down to be read-only :\
In the meantime though, I've set up a basic lil strawpage site, which I believe has similar functions!
purplepatrol.straw.page
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dulcemolche.bsky.social
DulceMolche @dulcemolche.bsky.social · 8h
[email protected],@lucinasimp.bsky.social, and I got to the End for the first time and uhhh...Shulkers am I right?
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sadtooncat.bsky.social
SadToonCat! 🍐 @sadtooncat.bsky.social · 8h
Furry universe where normal asses and monobutts have a competition over which one gets the most votes, and monobutts barely win with 51% of votes;
But what ends up happening is that MonoFurs start to wear panties that say "51%" in bold text and shove their rears in everyone's faces nonstop~
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galileogb.bsky.social
🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 12h
Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"
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🍀 CRITTER 🏝️ @fourleafisland.art · 7h
also, here's some dev work i can finally share from my webcomic. these were almost all drawn about 1-2 years ago now!
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arizonathevixen.bsky.social
Regular ass enjoyer 18+ @arizonathevixen.bsky.social · 17h
She's only upset beacause of how much of a struggle it was to put these on

done for @/freakscarada
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strangecutlery.bsky.social
Strange🏳️‍⚧️Silverware @strangecutlery.bsky.social · 8h
She loves her Scrap Cube
A sketch of Drifter from Risk of Rain Returns, notably fatter and giving the viewer a thumbs up, in the background is a Lemurian getting crunched by a Scrap Cube
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plasmacrowcodile.bsky.social
Plasma Crowcodile @plasmacrowcodile.bsky.social · 8h
Felt like drawing @purplepatrol.bsky.social's Harper as an extra-fat blueberry.
#ussbbw #PlasmaCrowcodileArt
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blahblah866 🔞 @blahblah866.bsky.social · 11h
heard somethin' abt susie. somethin' weight-like. bit heavy
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frozenartifice.bsky.social
Frozen Artifice @frozenartifice.bsky.social · 1d
It's so hard getting through those narrow doorways when your ass is just sooo big
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purplepatrol.bsky.social
Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · 13h
Local Harper-bug finds her way to the Hive, and the bees seem to be especially generous to this visitor! Or perhaps they mistook her for a hungry storage bee...

Regardless, many thanks again to @castesystem.bsky.social for this!!
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lunarseamoth.bsky.social
🔞 Harvest Moon🎃🎈 @lunarseamoth.bsky.social · 10h
MYSTERY MACHINE'S OUT TONIGHT!!!
Along with more #Fortnite shop updates!

Be sure to use code "lunarseamoth" if you plan on makin any purchases :3
It'd mean a ton 💙
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vorchitect.bsky.social
🔞🍨 lopunny inflation enjoyer 🍇🔞 @vorchitect.bsky.social · 17h
chat on a scale of 1-10 how cooked is my girlfriend

C🎨 for @arristheround.bsky.social and @briengles.bsky.social
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purplepatrol.bsky.social
Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · 11h
I'm not sure but what I can say is that this is fantastic oml
The brick-patterned shadow where they're pressing into the walls and various stuff being g smushed makes them look so much bigger
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sleepylilaliens.bsky.social
alien trans mission @sleepylilaliens.bsky.social · Apr 25
the captain only gets 1 hour of tube time a day or he'll spend all month in there (instream we got from @castesystem.bsky.social !)
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SeymourCox @realseymourcox.bsky.social · 12h
Since that October 15th Bluesky ToS thing is still comin up,
I'm callin again for any mutuals (as in, I follow You, and You follow Me) who may wanna join my discord server!!
DM me if you want an invite

I just kinda registered that I think I missed a word or somethin in the server info thing oops
Screenshot for the Mall of Seymouria server, with a dancing red excavator as its icon. The server profile reads: "I hope to foster a casual little place here where folks I know or have brushed shoulders with and like their Gumption. Somewhere folks can share their interests, points of discussion, creative works, all that good stuff."
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lunarseamoth.bsky.social
🔞 Harvest Moon🎃🎈 @lunarseamoth.bsky.social · 11h
WE DID IT YEAHHHHHHHH

USE CODE "lunarseamoth" IN THE ITEM SHOP ;0000;
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translov1.bsky.social
Trace the Lardcario @translov1.bsky.social · 1d
Lovely stuff by @sumisune.bsky.social~

It appears that Grace's sweet tooth has struck again and has been causing her to pile on the weight. At this pace she might make Forn's cursed weight look normal lol

On the brighter side, if the two ever want to cuddle, Forn has a marshmallow of a gf now XD
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lunarseamoth.bsky.social
🔞 Harvest Moon🎃🎈 @lunarseamoth.bsky.social · 17h
Silly idea of Moon being in werebun form for so long she bloats up to a state of barley being able to waddle,,,a lil floaty even,,,she's almost like the full moon that made her turn,,,barely able to hold it all in,,,

October means an eternal full moon for the Halloween season so,,,daily growth,,,,
thearmordines.bsky.social
Thearmordines_🔞 @thearmordines.bsky.social · 28d
werewolf epidemic but instead of being spread through bites it's spread through the air by belches and the longer one is a werewolf the more of a bloated monstrous gasbag one becomes
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purplepatrol.bsky.social
Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · 12h
I fail to see a problem with that! (So long as 'leaving the room' isn't on the list of priorities.)
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shydispatch.bsky.social
shydispatch.bsky.social @shydispatch.bsky.social · 12h
This is so, so, very tedious to add. But it is working, combined sprites for the variations.
Now to just apply it to every single race one sprite at a time.
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purplepatrol.bsky.social
Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · 12h
Oooooh!! Very fun look for them!
Will definitely have this shape bouncing around my brain for a bit afsdgfh
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pillowbuppy.bsky.social
Madeleine Heartsys @pillowbuppy.bsky.social · 1d
We'd been sitting on the idea for 13/M4DD-13 for a while and we're really happy to have her finally done.

This is but one of many chassis for it (We WILL draw him more)

(Any pronouns for 13)

#PB-NSFW #Monobutt
M4DD-13, also known as 13, is sporting a semi-anthro form, a plush but small monobutt facing the camera as it seems non-plussed about the arrangement.
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fattyvap.bsky.social
Polaris: Fatty Fish @fattyvap.bsky.social · 13h
After thinking of making a Zorua sona for the longest time, I finally decided to get around to doing it
Meet Solstice! A shy, chubby Hisuian Zorua~ ;P

Lovely pic made by @castesystem.bsky.social ;P
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purplepatrol.bsky.social
Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · 12h
Oh, oh my
This susie design rocks, absolutely love the shape and the outfit
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slimeyjaystudio.bsky.social
SlimeyJayStudio @slimeyjaystudio.bsky.social · 12h
Air Riders Susie

Ok I actually had this made a month ago and was planning to release it this week before the "heavyweight" stuff came out. Believe me guys!
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