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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 4h

Hi, yes, just me once again gushing at the fact I get to date and sexually love this GORGEOUS person! 🥵🥵🥵🥰🥰🥰

@kiebepup.bsky.social

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 7h

Hey, fresh growth isn’t just for forests and farm fields. Looking forward to seeing the newly reborn look!

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 7h

And you’re such a good puppy mouth!

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 7h

See how I get engagement from posts that aren’t cries for attention (more than normal) and dog whistling my return to a social media platform full of nazis and pedophiles because I “miss the engagement”.

Seriously, if your engagement is low… it’s not always the platform, sometimes it’s the content.

a woman in a car with the words very demure very mindful above her

ALT: a woman in a car with the words very demure very mindful above her

media.tenor.com

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 7h

It really is getting hard to tell which twink really has dead eyes or is AI. Either way…

Nessfwkain @nessfwkain.bsky.social · 11h

The NSFW side of Twitter has gotten pretty depressing… artists are using AI to animate their work, and people are using AI to alter their bodies.

Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 9h

You ever just see a man, regardless of like attraction or gayness, you just think “I just wanna suck his cock for some reason.” Like, it doesn’t even have to be sexual… just like “I feel like both our days will be better for it.”

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 9h

Okay, but like, you’re still handsome without it and not many men can say that! 😉

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 11h

Hey, at least you look good WHILE persisting!

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 11h

Really went down hill after 1607.

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 15h

Sometimes, I follow for the textual or visual content… sometimes I follow because I love slow motion car crashes.

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 1d

I’m gonna say it: this is a dog whistle. Cis White Gays will use the argument of ethics & morals to justify their actions with no care of consequences to the most vulnerable or marginalized.

Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 1d

This is a lot for 6:30 in the morning.

I hear your point but you can’t abstain from every evil corporation. Amazon, Target, Meta, Whole Foods, Nestle, Uber, Bayer,Johnson & Johnson, Verizon, At&t, PayPal on and on and on.

If it brings me joy in a dark times we are in I’m ok with bending a little

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 1d

The “it’s impossible to obstain from (INSERT EVIL CORP)” argument doesn’t exist when it comes to social media. Shopping brands is a conscious effort that we all can & should engage in but giving up on moral principles for engagement is very pathetic when it comes to crawling back to twitter.

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Totally valid. These are some of the more polarizing horror movies in the genre. Like, I enjoy them for some of the reasons you talk about but also get that they do not vibe for everyone.

Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Blair Witch has been my Ride or Die since 1999. I saw it in theaters the year it came out and it stuck with me. Glad you enjoyed it!

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 2d

The petty part of me would email or text the video of the letter burning. Protect your peace puppy. ❤️

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Thinking about how this morning my sexy partner and I flirted about their cock being a dragon called a Humungosaurus which also included a photo of said dragon. It was the best way to start the day.

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 2d

This morning to celebrate Indigenous Peoples Day, @kiebepup.bsky.social fiancé offered me a 6 pack of Wild Cherry Pepsi Zero. Sometimes, Land Back comes in different forms.

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day from this born & raised Rez Monkey!

Enjoy the day off while I’m forced to work.

a cartoon of pocahontas with her hair blowing in the wind and the words `` native '' .

ALT: a cartoon of pocahontas with her hair blowing in the wind and the words `` native '' .

media.tenor.com

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 2d

The original version of the movie is almost a shot for shot but works a little better.

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Meth in the Queer Community should not be normalized and is not okay!!

Meth recovery should be though. If a friend or loved one wants to recover from addiction, please look into how best to support them.

Konkey Dong [he/they] @seethreepeehole.bsky.social · 2d

I've ended friendships over meth apologetics. It is the worst possible drug and the people in my community who enable it are fucking vermin.

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 2d

I keep trying to find the version with the original ending. I know the ending that’s in the “released version” was edited but the original leaked somewhere.

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 5d

Going to see Tron Ares tonight and a lot of reviews are saying the same things but I just saw one review that compared it to Madam Web in camp levels and I am so back on board (Leto is still the worst part of it though).

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 6d

I technically never left the womblands…

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 6d

Do we prefer the wide band or the slim band jock? 🧐

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 6d

I miss REAL journalist

(IYKYK)

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Fang The Queer Monkey @queermonkey.bsky.social · 7d

Omg!! Agreed!! Which sucks because “Dark Days” the graphic novel is so good and the sequel movie is SO BAD!! 30 Days of Night still remains one of the best Graphic Novel Adaptations.

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