Fang The Queer Monkey
@queermonkey.bsky.social
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35yo|Queer|Trans Non-Binary: They/Them/she/her|Married ENM/Polyam|7 years Sober|Handler to Rudy & Thumper|partner to @kiebepup.Bsky.social|Monkey named Fang aka Banana Bussy 💖🍌🐒
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queermonkey.bsky.social
I’m gonna say it: this is a dog whistle. Cis White Gays will use the argument of ethics & morals to justify their actions with no care of consequences to the most vulnerable or marginalized.
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This is a lot for 6:30 in the morning.

I hear your point but you can’t abstain from every evil corporation. Amazon, Target, Meta, Whole Foods, Nestle, Uber, Bayer,Johnson & Johnson, Verizon, At&t, PayPal on and on and on.

If it brings me joy in a dark times we are in I’m ok with bending a little
queermonkey.bsky.social
The “it’s impossible to obstain from (INSERT EVIL CORP)” argument doesn’t exist when it comes to social media. Shopping brands is a conscious effort that we all can & should engage in but giving up on moral principles for engagement is very pathetic when it comes to crawling back to twitter.
queermonkey.bsky.social
Totally valid. These are some of the more polarizing horror movies in the genre. Like, I enjoy them for some of the reasons you talk about but also get that they do not vibe for everyone.
queermonkey.bsky.social
Blair Witch has been my Ride or Die since 1999. I saw it in theaters the year it came out and it stuck with me. Glad you enjoyed it!
queermonkey.bsky.social
The petty part of me would email or text the video of the letter burning. Protect your peace puppy. ❤️
queermonkey.bsky.social
Thinking about how this morning my sexy partner and I flirted about their cock being a dragon called a Humungosaurus which also included a photo of said dragon. It was the best way to start the day.
queermonkey.bsky.social
This morning to celebrate Indigenous Peoples Day, @kiebepup.bsky.social fiancé offered me a 6 pack of Wild Cherry Pepsi Zero. Sometimes, Land Back comes in different forms.

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day from this born & raised Rez Monkey!

Enjoy the day off while I’m forced to work.
a cartoon of pocahontas with her hair blowing in the wind and the words `` native '' .
ALT: a cartoon of pocahontas with her hair blowing in the wind and the words `` native '' .
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queermonkey.bsky.social
The original version of the movie is almost a shot for shot but works a little better.
queermonkey.bsky.social
Meth in the Queer Community should not be normalized and is not okay!!

Meth recovery should be though. If a friend or loved one wants to recover from addiction, please look into how best to support them.
seethreepeehole.bsky.social
I've ended friendships over meth apologetics. It is the worst possible drug and the people in my community who enable it are fucking vermin.
queermonkey.bsky.social
I keep trying to find the version with the original ending. I know the ending that’s in the “released version” was edited but the original leaked somewhere.
queermonkey.bsky.social
Going to see Tron Ares tonight and a lot of reviews are saying the same things but I just saw one review that compared it to Madam Web in camp levels and I am so back on board (Leto is still the worst part of it though).
queermonkey.bsky.social
I technically never left the womblands…
queermonkey.bsky.social
Do we prefer the wide band or the slim band jock? 🧐
queermonkey.bsky.social
I miss REAL journalist

(IYKYK)
queermonkey.bsky.social
Omg!! Agreed!! Which sucks because “Dark Days” the graphic novel is so good and the sequel movie is SO BAD!! 30 Days of Night still remains one of the best Graphic Novel Adaptations.
queermonkey.bsky.social
I will gladly switch to have you in my rear hehe
queermonkey.bsky.social
Not @kiebepup.bsky.social looking like a damn snack in their @sneakermask.bsky.social jock! 🥵🥵🥵💖💖💖

I’m in both heat and love looking at these! #Jocktober
queermonkey.bsky.social
Hehehe thank you! Keep kissing 🥰
queermonkey.bsky.social
Hehehe you know you’ll always see them first too hehe
queermonkey.bsky.social
This is both sexy, cute, and making me a little jealous 😘
queermonkey.bsky.social
It is important for me to let you all know that I’ve also been doing jocktober… the problem is my range in pose and angle are… limited. 😝💖 #Jocktober
queermonkey.bsky.social
Nope! Sorry! Too late!! You have to take them off. Not allowed. 😝