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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station
@qwerintine.bsky.social
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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 1h
i got a shark stuffie in the grip of a ufo catcher twice only for it to be shaken off unfairly. i petition the council of ufo catcher elders: that shark is mine by rights
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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 1h
there needs to be some new local places so i can see new ads before the movies
qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 4h
i love hoodie. i feel like i'm wearing a spacesuit protecting me from the world
qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 6h
rich people are eating cheney's mellified corpse as we speak
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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 7h
benefits of living here: vaping outside the movie theater while doing a double header on discount movie night while getting dinner at the trashy cash only pizza place next door that doesn't even play music.

cons: everything else
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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 8h
my mutant power is being able to perfectly balance a load in the washing machine. my secondary mutation is being able to pour the exact amount of milk necessary for cereal every time
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 10h
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 11h
as a resident of delaware, i'm proud to vote for mamdani for nyc mayor
qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 12h
dick cheney's death will be overshadowed by mamdani's victory today. it'll be a lil footnote article, as it should be
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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 1d
two cats are lying on me, meaning i should probably turn on the heat huh
qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 1d
sneaking into the white house ballroom to change the plans from a gilded hall to a gelded hall
qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 1d
tfw you put on an Evil song from the 80s and hear sirens in the distance and aren't sure it's the song or your neighborhood
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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 1d
when i think of new stardew content.. a woman's farm... something comes out of me
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jonbois.bsky.social
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1d
i don't click on new york post articles but i can't honestly say it's because of any principled stand. it's because it has so many ads that if you let it all load the page weight is around 2 gigs. you could load one article claiming that sidewalks are bad or you could run about 500 copies of doom
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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 1d
stardew valley 1.7
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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 2d
as a baseball fan, i know that by personally watching the game i will affect the outcome through a terrible curse on my team (unmentioned)
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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 2d
nice ball game you got here, colonel. it would be shame if innings were to uh.. happen to it. oh, i'm clumsy, see?
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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 2d
concessions hasn't run out of snacks and beer and the crowd has No Plans. we're going blaseball with it
qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 2d
here we go again bitches
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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 2d
just found out the carpenters have a residency at the las vegas planet hollywood. do what you will with this information
qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 2d
it's against his code. he knows how to disassemble a gun in three seconds and then beat you with the remainder, but he will never kill
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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 2d
dune (1984)
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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 3d
just a heads up if you were foolish enough to try the marketplace this year: you have to agree to let them sell your data to whoever they want for 5 years before you get to see the plans, of which few even offer coverage in my area and none of which cover all my meds
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keroberrycola.bsky.social
•◁:ꔷo @keroberrycola.bsky.social · 4d
patreon drawing yay!
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qwerintine.bsky.social
dumbers station @qwerintine.bsky.social · 4d
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