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gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · Apr 13

yay <3

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gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 2d

fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

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gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 2d

cunty fish nails

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gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 2d

grey hair haver 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 2d

ALERT‼️‼️‼️Performative male 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 2d

Bad Bunny …. The new Fred Astaire??

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 3d

I was Glowing earlier because no more Yankees but also … da sun

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe go to McDonald for a cheesebonker

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 3d

Too many performative males are wearing either Yankee hats or Dodger hats and frankly, it’s obscene. Transplant signaler. Fake ball knower. Bland and empty. Void of a soul. Morally corrupt phony. Don’t wear a hat at that point, we already know you’re balding :/

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gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 3d

4B is objectively the best on the graphite scale

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 3d

They pranked me and did not make a nest so no, no friends.

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 3d

omw poser

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 3d

I am SOOOOOO up right now, Yankees eliminated, found 10 bucks on the ground, I am pretty, ate a stellar breakfast sandwich. This is the best day of my life so far

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neil young’s shirt on the last waltz @mikeferguson.bsky.social · 5d

how can you not be romantic about baseball

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5d

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

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gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 5d

I prayed to god and my angels to watch over Dolly Parton while the Blue Jays x Yankees game is on and as soon as I concluded the prayer, Anthony Santander singled a line drive and 2 runners scored. I love the Canadian bird team so much

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 5d

Whenever I get home my phone automatically puts itself on Do Not Disturb mode. That’s so real actually???? Thank you phone

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 5d

(I saw a singular wasp when I realized the inside of my car was wet from a leak)

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 5d

Car doctor said there were no wasps and the one that I saw was a paid actor

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gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 6d

went to the thrift because I needed jeans to get wrecked in for studio purposes and I tried them on over my shorts in the aisle because no changing rooms??? and a lady started praying out loud to Jesus to protect me. Thank you lady, the pants fit over my juicy ass perfectly

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 6d

a button I saw on the ground outside of the museum had a tiny little plant growing through its button hole

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 6d

Going to the car doctor tomorrow for them to diagnose my car with wasps

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 6d

I’m gonna jump

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gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 6d

car is leaking on the inside, potentially wasps living inside my AC

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gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 13d

love to have a cute little crash out about the art I’m making

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 14d

Iridescent bug slay

gumby Fan account @radcouch.bsky.social · 14d