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@radcouch.bsky.social
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I love winning an award
February 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I love winning an award
😭🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 so precious
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
😭🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 so precious
I wish Professional Mourner was still a lucrative business venture because I am very good at it and well versed in the matter of death & what comes after
January 31, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I wish Professional Mourner was still a lucrative business venture because I am very good at it and well versed in the matter of death & what comes after
sometimes you just gotta serve cünt in the presence of death (went to a wake)
January 31, 2026 at 6:03 PM
sometimes you just gotta serve cünt in the presence of death (went to a wake)
The most special guy in the neighborhood
January 29, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The most special guy in the neighborhood
dentist reception just told me that earlier today my dentist said “my fav patient is coming in today” all because I made him a bespoke piece of art as a trade for a dramatically reduced nightguard (from $700 to $100). I LOVEEEEE THE DENTIST!!!!!!!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 4:56 PM
dentist reception just told me that earlier today my dentist said “my fav patient is coming in today” all because I made him a bespoke piece of art as a trade for a dramatically reduced nightguard (from $700 to $100). I LOVEEEEE THE DENTIST!!!!!!!!!!!
Catch and release is so cool because literally texted one of my suitors that I wanted attention and he said he was playing video games. take care babe, I hope your pretend horse keeps you warm!
January 27, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Catch and release is so cool because literally texted one of my suitors that I wanted attention and he said he was playing video games. take care babe, I hope your pretend horse keeps you warm!
While you’re here looking at me slayyyyyy you should read what I wrote about grief
open.substack.com/pub/radcouch...
open.substack.com/pub/radcouch...
Reflections on 16 years of grief at 32
Walk with me as I remember Joanne, and reflect on my mom's 16 angelversaries, while questioning who I've become in her absence. To be vulnerable and sincere on the internet is to be free.
open.substack.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:12 AM
While you’re here looking at me slayyyyyy you should read what I wrote about grief
open.substack.com/pub/radcouch...
open.substack.com/pub/radcouch...
I love blocking people
January 26, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I love blocking people
Doing my civic duty 🫡
January 26, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Doing my civic duty 🫡
snowstorm slay for my health. had to serve cunt because I spent too long rotting on the couch
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 PM
snowstorm slay for my health. had to serve cunt because I spent too long rotting on the couch
Reposted by gumby Fan account
Reposted by gumby Fan account
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
I can DM you their instagram!
January 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I can DM you their instagram!
thank you!! My friend handprints them with Amaco velvet underglaze 🩷
January 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
thank you!! My friend handprints them with Amaco velvet underglaze 🩷
73 days until opening day
January 13, 2026 at 4:58 PM
73 days until opening day
do yall think STRONGBADIA has banned ozempic?
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
do yall think STRONGBADIA has banned ozempic?
Fucked up making latte art but actually?? it’s fine because it looks like Homestar Runner from Homestarrunner dot com except he’s skinny 💅✨
He will proudly be sipped from my favorite bird mug (made by my bestie from the kiln :)!!!!!)
He will proudly be sipped from my favorite bird mug (made by my bestie from the kiln :)!!!!!)
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Fucked up making latte art but actually?? it’s fine because it looks like Homestar Runner from Homestarrunner dot com except he’s skinny 💅✨
He will proudly be sipped from my favorite bird mug (made by my bestie from the kiln :)!!!!!)
He will proudly be sipped from my favorite bird mug (made by my bestie from the kiln :)!!!!!)
this semester is going to be so sick and i am in pursuit of greatness to be one of the best and most successful to ever do it (graduate)
January 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
this semester is going to be so sick and i am in pursuit of greatness to be one of the best and most successful to ever do it (graduate)
A really good image I forgot I saved
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
A really good image I forgot I saved
wait no it got worse
January 5, 2026 at 5:03 AM
wait no it got worse
would do horrible and evil things so that I can eat olives for every meal and get all the nutrients I require to exist
January 5, 2026 at 5:02 AM
would do horrible and evil things so that I can eat olives for every meal and get all the nutrients I require to exist