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Rändy Käus
@randykaus.bsky.social
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Hi, my name is Rändy and I tell jokes on the internet that idiots take seriously.
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · Jan 1
Visit my musician page! It's filled with songs I helped write, arrange and eventually recorded. It's my music résumé, if a résumé was made of rock 'n roll and badass drum tracks!

#reverbnation #pearldrums #zildjian #promark #musician #drummer #drums #altrock #indierock #rocknroll #rock #music
Drummer: Rändy Käus | Alternative from Buffalo, NY
Alternative | Buffalo, NY
www.reverbnation.com
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 11h
"May I service you Mein Führer?" - #LittleMarco
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 12h
#ColumbusDay reminds us that if you work really hard, farm the land and live a peaceful life in a natural wonderland, someone else might come along, steal it and dispossess you.
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 16h
To be clear, he's not interested in peace. He's only interested in satisfying his own Eggo™ #Israel
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 1d
So is #ColumbusDay the one where you wear something red to signify the rape and pillaging of an indigenous people?
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 1d
"And anyway, a virgin impregnated by a ghost? If Joseph went for that, he deserved to be in a stable." - #LemmyKilmister
#SundayVibes
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 2d
"Veeeeee!!!"

(Dracula on a roller coaster)
#Halloween #Dracula #RollerCoaster
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 2d
"Him say, it not about Ukrainian children, it about backin' dat azz up on his Russian Front."
#VladimirPutin #Ukraine #MelaniaTrump
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 3d
And the recipient of this year's Dipshit Award goes to...

#Nobel #NobelPeacePrize #NobelPrize
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 3d
I STILL refuse to combine "President" with "Trump."
#America
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 4d
Hamberder Hill
#NationalGuard
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 4d
Some jerk posted, "pray for our president." They weren't specific, so I prayed for him to be anally raped with a beehive.
#PrayForOurPresident
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 6d
#Portland v #ICE 😆
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 8d
God save the Queen
He ain't no human being
There is no future
In America's dreaming

#GodSaveTheQueen
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 8d
Does anyone else notice that when #SuperMoon is around, mild mannered moon isn't?
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 9d
Overheard a #trucker on a #CB ask what today's date was.

I replied: 10/4, good buddy.
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 10d
#Creed will be issuing a statement about playing an alternative MAGA #SuperBowl halftime show after tonight's #ElksClub gig.
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 11d
October is breast cancer awareness month. I stare because I care.

#BreastCancerAwarenessMonth #October
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 12d
A blowjob from White House press secretary #KarolineLeavitt counts as anal sex.
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 13d
How many shots of penicillin are you supposed to get after accidentally hearing a #KidRock song?
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 13d
Why doesn't drunkie start with fat "commander-in-chiefs?"
#PeteHegseth #pentagon
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 15d
It really doesn't matter who wins or loses as long as both teams enjoy themselves playing and making new friends. #NFL
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 16d
Wanna know what it's like to experience a #Starcrawler show from the front row?
STARCRAWLER [Full Show] at the Fillmore Detroit on June 8, 2023
YouTube video by PbZEP
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 17d
I was standing so close to #Starcrawler last night, Arrow tapped my head with her mic like Tinker Bell! Unforgettable show!!!
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 18d
TONITE!!! I'll be the old dude in the club!
#Starcrawler
Starcrawler - You Dig Yours (Live at The Roxy)
YouTube video by Starcrawler
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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 18d
Some of you are too young to remember breaking your fingers on a rotary dial phone trying to be the 9th caller to win Blue Öyster Cult tickets. #rotaryphones