Rändy Käus
@randykaus.bsky.social
Hi, my name is Rändy and I tell jokes on the internet that idiots take seriously.
February 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
- HAPPY PRESIDENT'S DAY -
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” - #FDR
“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” - #JFK
“You know, we’ve cut drug prices by 1,200, 1,300, 1,400, 1,500 percent.” - #DJT
#PresidentsDay
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” - #FDR
“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” - #JFK
“You know, we’ve cut drug prices by 1,200, 1,300, 1,400, 1,500 percent.” - #DJT
#PresidentsDay
February 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
- HAPPY PRESIDENT'S DAY -
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” - #FDR
“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” - #JFK
“You know, we’ve cut drug prices by 1,200, 1,300, 1,400, 1,500 percent.” - #DJT
#PresidentsDay
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” - #FDR
“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” - #JFK
“You know, we’ve cut drug prices by 1,200, 1,300, 1,400, 1,500 percent.” - #DJT
#PresidentsDay
February 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
#ValentinesDay relationship status:
Running out of penis lube
Running out of penis lube
February 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
#ValentinesDay relationship status:
Running out of penis lube
Running out of penis lube
February 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
February 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
"Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'."
#PamBondi #HouseJudiciaryCommittee #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #EpsteinSurvivors #EpsteinCoverup
#PamBondi #HouseJudiciaryCommittee #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #EpsteinSurvivors #EpsteinCoverup
February 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
"Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'."
#PamBondi #HouseJudiciaryCommittee #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #EpsteinSurvivors #EpsteinCoverup
#PamBondi #HouseJudiciaryCommittee #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #EpsteinSurvivors #EpsteinCoverup
Attorney General Pam Bondi testifies before the House Judiciary Committee.
#PamBondi #HouseJudiciaryCommittee #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #EpsteinSurvivors #EpsteinCoverup
#PamBondi #HouseJudiciaryCommittee #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #EpsteinSurvivors #EpsteinCoverup
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Attorney General Pam Bondi testifies before the House Judiciary Committee.
#PamBondi #HouseJudiciaryCommittee #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #EpsteinSurvivors #EpsteinCoverup
#PamBondi #HouseJudiciaryCommittee #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #EpsteinSurvivors #EpsteinCoverup
Congrats #America, you won the gold in #GlobalCorruption!
MSN
www.msn.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Congrats #America, you won the gold in #GlobalCorruption!
Kid Rock lip synced his TPUSA performance and now he's being called Hillbilly Vanilli
#HillbillyVanilli #KidRock #AllAmericanHalftimeShow #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #BadBunny #SuperBowl #tpusa #nfl
#HillbillyVanilli #KidRock #AllAmericanHalftimeShow #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #BadBunny #SuperBowl #tpusa #nfl
February 10, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Kid Rock lip synced his TPUSA performance and now he's being called Hillbilly Vanilli
#HillbillyVanilli #KidRock #AllAmericanHalftimeShow #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #BadBunny #SuperBowl #tpusa #nfl
#HillbillyVanilli #KidRock #AllAmericanHalftimeShow #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #BadBunny #SuperBowl #tpusa #nfl
He didn't understand any of it because #KidRock is a washed up, dimwitted, redneck, white trash, racist cracker.
#SuperBowlHalftimeShow #BadBunny #SuperBowl #tpusa #nfl
#SuperBowlHalftimeShow #BadBunny #SuperBowl #tpusa #nfl
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
He didn't understand any of it because #KidRock is a washed up, dimwitted, redneck, white trash, racist cracker.
#SuperBowlHalftimeShow #BadBunny #SuperBowl #tpusa #nfl
#SuperBowlHalftimeShow #BadBunny #SuperBowl #tpusa #nfl
LOL! Half-assed? I thought #KidRock used his whole ass!
That's whole, with a "W."
#ProudWhiteCulture #SuperBowl #Trump #BadBunny #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #tpusa #AntiHalftimeShow
That's whole, with a "W."
#ProudWhiteCulture #SuperBowl #Trump #BadBunny #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #tpusa #AntiHalftimeShow
Kid Rock Delivers Half-Assed Lip-Synch at TPUSA Anti-Halftime Show
Billed as an alternative to Bad Bunny's official Super Bowl performance, the event came off like a pyrotechnics-heavy tantrum.
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February 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
LOL! Half-assed? I thought #KidRock used his whole ass!
That's whole, with a "W."
#ProudWhiteCulture #SuperBowl #Trump #BadBunny #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #tpusa #AntiHalftimeShow
That's whole, with a "W."
#ProudWhiteCulture #SuperBowl #Trump #BadBunny #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #tpusa #AntiHalftimeShow
Hey, what's your favorite #SuperBowl commercial!?!
Write your answer on a piece of paper and flush it right down the toilet.
Write your answer on a piece of paper and flush it right down the toilet.
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Hey, what's your favorite #SuperBowl commercial!?!
Write your answer on a piece of paper and flush it right down the toilet.
Write your answer on a piece of paper and flush it right down the toilet.
February 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Whenever I see #LindseyVonn, I can't help but wonder how many times #TigerWoods scored a hole-in-one on that par 3.
#Olympics
#Olympics
February 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Whenever I see #LindseyVonn, I can't help but wonder how many times #TigerWoods scored a hole-in-one on that par 3.
#Olympics
#Olympics
I'm really starting to feel the #SuperBowl excitement! And by excitement, I mean nausea.
February 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I'm really starting to feel the #SuperBowl excitement! And by excitement, I mean nausea.
February 7, 2026 at 7:25 PM