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Rändy Käus

@randykaus.bsky.social

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Hi, my name is Rändy and I tell jokes on the internet that idiots take seriously.

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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · Jan 1

Visit my musician page! It's filled with songs I helped write, arrange and eventually recorded. It's my music résumé, if a résumé was made of rock 'n roll and badass drum tracks!

#reverbnation #pearldrums #zildjian #promark #musician #drummer #drums #altrock #indierock #rocknroll #rock #music

Drummer: Rändy Käus | Alternative from Buffalo, NY

Alternative | Buffalo, NY

www.reverbnation.com

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 13h

And the recipient of this year's Dipshit Award goes to...

#Nobel #NobelPeacePrize #NobelPrize

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 15h

I STILL refuse to combine "President" with "Trump."
#America

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 1d

Hamberder Hill
#NationalGuard

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 1d

Some jerk posted, "pray for our president." They weren't specific, so I prayed for him to be anally raped with a beehive.
#PrayForOurPresident

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 3d

#Portland v #ICE 😆

1 1 3

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 5d

God save the Queen
He ain't no human being
There is no future
In America's dreaming

#GodSaveTheQueen

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 5d

Does anyone else notice that when #SuperMoon is around, mild mannered moon isn't?

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 6d

Overheard a #trucker on a #CB ask what today's date was.

I replied: 10/4, good buddy.

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 7d

#Creed will be issuing a statement about playing an alternative MAGA #SuperBowl halftime show after tonight's #ElksClub gig.

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 8d

October is breast cancer awareness month. I stare because I care.

#BreastCancerAwarenessMonth #October

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 9d

A blowjob from White House press secretary #KarolineLeavitt counts as anal sex.

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 10d

How many shots of penicillin are you supposed to get after accidentally hearing a #KidRock song?

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 10d

Why doesn't drunkie start with fat "commander-in-chiefs?"
#PeteHegseth #pentagon

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 12d

It really doesn't matter who wins or loses as long as both teams enjoy themselves playing and making new friends. #NFL

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 13d

Wanna know what it's like to experience a #Starcrawler show from the front row?

STARCRAWLER [Full Show] at the Fillmore Detroit on June 8, 2023

YouTube video by PbZEP

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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 14d

I was standing so close to #Starcrawler last night, Arrow tapped my head with her mic like Tinker Bell! Unforgettable show!!!

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 15d

TONITE!!! I'll be the old dude in the club!
#Starcrawler

Starcrawler - You Dig Yours (Live at The Roxy)

YouTube video by Starcrawler

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Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 15d

Some of you are too young to remember breaking your fingers on a rotary dial phone trying to be the 9th caller to win Blue Öyster Cult tickets. #rotaryphones

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 16d

"The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself." - #FranklinRoosevelt

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." - #JohnFKennedy

"Ah-ced-uv… well, let’s see how we say that. Ascenem-enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that ok?" - #DonaldJTrump

Rändy Käus @randykaus.bsky.social · 16d