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Rap Bastardz®

@rapbastardz.bsky.social

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2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order. Location: Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · Jul 17

I thought creating an Only Fans account starring close-up shots of Donald Trump's neck vagina would be a fun-tastic way to make a little performance art in the sex work game, but alas, it was flagged and rejected.

Close up shot of Donald Trump's neck vagina, created by a combination of the tightness of his shirt collar combined with his saggy old neck skin.

Another close up shot of Donald Trump's neck vagina, created by a combination of the tightness of his shirt collar combined with his saggy old neck skin.

Rejection message from OnlyFans explaining that they've taken down my photos of Donald's neck vagina.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1h

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14h

The best thing about this is the frog being taken away from smug basement incels and used instead as an icon for democracy and freedom.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1h

Fun little B story on this one is watching the guy in charge of our health dig his finger around deep in his ear and tickle his brain worm.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1h

I know Trump is sad that he didn’t win the Nobel peace prize today, but if it’s any consolation to him, I am awarding him this prize for the 10th year in a row:

Gold trophy with a golden turtle of the top that reads “world’s biggest piece of shit.”

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1h

It’s best to let them run free. They love you and they will return with rodents for you all to eat.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 2h

I bet they’re tired of all this winning!

#MAGA

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Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

I’m a huge fan of Mars Attacks. I saw it in the theaters, I own two copies of it: DVD and Blu-ray. Until today, I did not know the name of that song. Thank you.

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Slim Whitman - Indian Love Call 1952

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10h

Crazy that we don’t have more people questioning the fact that border patrol agents and immigration and customs enforcement agents are randomly “patrolling” the streets of cities like Chicago & Portland.

These actions have absolutely nothing to do with the intended purposes of their agencies.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10h

Ninja Throwing Dildo

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14h

The best thing about this is the frog being taken away from smug basement incels and used instead as an icon for democracy and freedom.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h

The frogs are rising up!

Famous Tiananmen Square tank man photo but with inflatable frog standing in front of four tanks.

May 4, 1970 Kent State massacre photo. Picture is of National Guard closing in on student protesters. In the middle right of the horizon is an inflatable frog protester.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h

Can you show us where you display yours, please??? #PostPic

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h

Wondering how the check up went/is going?

What if the doctors tell ol' Biscuit Ankles he's actually been dead for a few weeks now??

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h

Of course. Always has.

Rich folks say, "fuck everyone else, especially the poor."

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h

Terrifying.

Libraries supply so much more to communities besides books, although books are incredibly important treasures and free access to them necessary for a healthy democracy.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h

"People aren't really angry with the way we're governing. That's just one rich old Jew tossing his money around. Pay no attention to your lying eyes. Only we can supply you with truth."

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h

Inflatable frog costumes have been used throughout history to protest authoritarian regimes and injustice.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h

The frogs are rising up!

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h

The frogs are rising up!

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 13h

* tears in my eyes *

You deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for this, sir!!!

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 13h

It's as if nobody understood the message of the Ghorman massacre in "Andor."

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14h

All systems go!

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14h

The best thing about this is the frog being taken away from smug basement incels and used instead as an icon for democracy and freedom.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14h

Why not? He created a country club golf championship for himself to win.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14h

He bought it in 1957, lived there until 1977. And Yes, early 70s would have been peak drugs and money era.

The same guy wearing the WWE championship belt and cape in the White House in 1970 probably lost fistfulls of barbituates in those shag rugs.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14h

** These are the same people that have spent the past two decades claiming that participation trophies are one of the main causes of societal decline.