Rap Bastardz®
@rapbastardz.bsky.social
2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order.
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Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
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Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia
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Rap Bastardz®
@rapbastardz.bsky.social
· Jul 17
I thought creating an Only Fans account starring close-up shots of Donald Trump's neck vagina would be a fun-tastic way to make a little performance art in the sex work game, but alas, it was flagged and rejected.
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This hosed article, this misleading photo, this traitorous publication, and this pratfall of a Kennedy are precisely what’s wrong with this county today.
RFK Jr. is a problem.
RFK Jr. is a problem.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This hosed article, this misleading photo, this traitorous publication, and this pratfall of a Kennedy are precisely what’s wrong with this county today.
RFK Jr. is a problem.
RFK Jr. is a problem.
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DC jury acquitted the Sandwich Guy. Lindsay Halligan can’t even bring an indictment because she’s not legit. Jeanine Pirro couldn't get a conviction because she’s incompetent.
As the judge pointed out, incompetent Pam Bondi completely screwed up the appointment of Halligan in violation of the law.
As the judge pointed out, incompetent Pam Bondi completely screwed up the appointment of Halligan in violation of the law.
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
DC jury acquitted the Sandwich Guy. Lindsay Halligan can’t even bring an indictment because she’s not legit. Jeanine Pirro couldn't get a conviction because she’s incompetent.
As the judge pointed out, incompetent Pam Bondi completely screwed up the appointment of Halligan in violation of the law.
As the judge pointed out, incompetent Pam Bondi completely screwed up the appointment of Halligan in violation of the law.
New Jordan Peele movie looks terrifying!!!
“We’ll adopt your baby!!”
~ The Gingriches
~ The Gingriches
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
New Jordan Peele movie looks terrifying!!!
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BREAKING:
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
BREAKING:
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
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The Pentagon owns 145 golf courses. As Trump cuts key government services, we found it aims to spend on sand traps and clubhouses. interc.pt/4kQBQWa
March 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The Pentagon owns 145 golf courses. As Trump cuts key government services, we found it aims to spend on sand traps and clubhouses. interc.pt/4kQBQWa
Why don't we just train Ai to do the job of CEOs??
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Why don't we just train Ai to do the job of CEOs??
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He’s always thinking about new ways to improve the lives of average Americans.
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
He’s always thinking about new ways to improve the lives of average Americans.
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The US government under Trump is an epic money laundering scheme. They’re robbing the taxpayers blind for crap nobody asked for!
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The US government under Trump is an epic money laundering scheme. They’re robbing the taxpayers blind for crap nobody asked for!
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
At this point, the Pulp Fiction $5 milkshake comes from the point of view of, “I’ve got to taste a milkshake that cheap, because at that price it’s gotta be just absolute shit — so let me have a sip, please.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
At this point, the Pulp Fiction $5 milkshake comes from the point of view of, “I’ve got to taste a milkshake that cheap, because at that price it’s gotta be just absolute shit — so let me have a sip, please.”
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Tyson Foods announces that they’ll be closing a major beef-processing plant in Lexington, Nebraska with 3,200 employees.
Lexington has a population of 11,205.
Nebraska overwhelmingly voted for the orange felon over VP Kamala Harris.
I hope they’re enjoying their vote.
Lexington has a population of 11,205.
Nebraska overwhelmingly voted for the orange felon over VP Kamala Harris.
I hope they’re enjoying their vote.
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Tyson Foods announces that they’ll be closing a major beef-processing plant in Lexington, Nebraska with 3,200 employees.
Lexington has a population of 11,205.
Nebraska overwhelmingly voted for the orange felon over VP Kamala Harris.
I hope they’re enjoying their vote.
Lexington has a population of 11,205.
Nebraska overwhelmingly voted for the orange felon over VP Kamala Harris.
I hope they’re enjoying their vote.
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these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
Nudging my sleeping wife this morning:
“Babe? Babe, wake up. The pro wrestling lady says your engineering masters is no longer a professional degree.”
“Babe? Babe, wake up. The pro wrestling lady says your engineering masters is no longer a professional degree.”
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Nudging my sleeping wife this morning:
“Babe? Babe, wake up. The pro wrestling lady says your engineering masters is no longer a professional degree.”
“Babe? Babe, wake up. The pro wrestling lady says your engineering masters is no longer a professional degree.”
If you want to lose some brain cells fast, listen in on a few rounds of seventh graders playing Fortnite.
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If you want to lose some brain cells fast, listen in on a few rounds of seventh graders playing Fortnite.
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If you’re not a fan of this man, I got NO respect for ya. 🎤
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you’re not a fan of this man, I got NO respect for ya. 🎤
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Hehe
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hehe
Good morning to all those on Bluesky who are googling feltching for the first time!
elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and smoke
Alt: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and smoke
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Good morning to all those on Bluesky who are googling feltching for the first time!
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The reclassification means that those programs now only qualify for $20,500 instead of $50k. Lifetime loan limits go down to $100k from $200k.
The reclassified degrees are those mostly pursued by women.
It is a directed attack to keep women from professional roles.
The reclassified degrees are those mostly pursued by women.
It is a directed attack to keep women from professional roles.
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The reclassification means that those programs now only qualify for $20,500 instead of $50k. Lifetime loan limits go down to $100k from $200k.
The reclassified degrees are those mostly pursued by women.
It is a directed attack to keep women from professional roles.
The reclassified degrees are those mostly pursued by women.
It is a directed attack to keep women from professional roles.
The best part about Mamdani’s White House visit is that MAGA chuds were CONVINCED the meeting was a 5-D chess trap for Noem and her goons to nab and deport New York’s new mayor.
Instead Zohran Jedi mind tricked ol’ Biscuit Ankles into an FDR praising pro-democratic socialism photo op.
Instead Zohran Jedi mind tricked ol’ Biscuit Ankles into an FDR praising pro-democratic socialism photo op.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The best part about Mamdani’s White House visit is that MAGA chuds were CONVINCED the meeting was a 5-D chess trap for Noem and her goons to nab and deport New York’s new mayor.
Instead Zohran Jedi mind tricked ol’ Biscuit Ankles into an FDR praising pro-democratic socialism photo op.
Instead Zohran Jedi mind tricked ol’ Biscuit Ankles into an FDR praising pro-democratic socialism photo op.
Technical question for RFK Jr is how he plans to squeeze the cheeks and force open the mouth while also pinching the nose shut. It just feels awkward… and how is she supposed to breathe???
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Technical question for RFK Jr is how he plans to squeeze the cheeks and force open the mouth while also pinching the nose shut. It just feels awkward… and how is she supposed to breathe???
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Did you hear about the Trump administration campaign calling for "civility" and telling people to "dress with respect" when they travel?
Well, I fixed Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's ad...
Well, I fixed Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's ad...
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Did you hear about the Trump administration campaign calling for "civility" and telling people to "dress with respect" when they travel?
Well, I fixed Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's ad...
Well, I fixed Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's ad...
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MTG has been in Congress since 2020 & is resigning Jan 5, 2026. I just want to point out one thing.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
MTG has been in Congress since 2020 & is resigning Jan 5, 2026. I just want to point out one thing.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
Early Ai typewriter
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Early Ai typewriter
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