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Rap Bastardz®

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2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order. Location: Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · Jul 17

I thought creating an Only Fans account starring close-up shots of Donald Trump's neck vagina would be a fun-tastic way to make a little performance art in the sex work game, but alas, it was flagged and rejected.

Close up shot of Donald Trump's neck vagina, created by a combination of the tightness of his shirt collar combined with his saggy old neck skin.

Another close up shot of Donald Trump's neck vagina, created by a combination of the tightness of his shirt collar combined with his saggy old neck skin.

Rejection message from OnlyFans explaining that they've taken down my photos of Donald's neck vagina.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 7h

Maybe rough up a U.S. citizen in an inflatable frog costume.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 7h

I wonder if all of those "sHaLL nOt bE iNfRiNgEd" chuds are as concerned with "Congress shall make no law?"

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 7h

Woke up to hear you on Zerlina this morning. That sparked a little joy. Longer segment next time, please.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 7h

Does @kevinmkruse.bsky.social have an evil cousin???

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 7h

We elected a black man for President for two terms and it permanently broke the brains of all Republicans.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 7h

Trying to remember when Obama flooded the U.S. streets with military. sent masked marauders to disappear people without due process, or executed suspected drug runners based on a hunch?

Perhaps if Trump started wearing a tan suit??

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 7h

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

“Marjorie Taylor Greene is saying Lib stuff.”

Marco Rubio whispering into his master’s earnwhat to write on truth social.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 8h

lol, sorry Pennsylvania citizens that get to drink his poison.

As they suffer from cancer, hopefully they can take solace in the fact that they helped him get a cool yacht.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 8h

“Why the long trace?”

Trump neck vag in full effect, long and mean, original source photo: Marco Rubio whispering in his ear and Trump cranking his neck to the right to listen.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 8h

I’m very proud of myself for resisting the urge to venture down the rabbit hole on this one…

Screen grab of some right wing freak’s unhinged tweet or social media post:

Autumn
I just got through some conspiracy theory about Hillary wearing someone's face. I can't possibly handle anything more.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 8h

“If it weren’t for the last minute, I would get nothing done.”

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

I’m sure whatever trillion dollar fossil fuel company that caused this mess will work swiftly to repair it and pay reparations to those harmed.

Just kidding, they won’t do shit and we will continue to subsidize them through tax breaks.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

GOP platform:
1. Tax breaks for billionaires
2. Protect rich pedophiles
3. Unleash masked kidnappers
4. End habeas corpus & free speech.
5. Triple everyone’s healthcare cost

If you’re wondering how a platform like this can be so popular yet still run all three branches of government, see #1 & #2.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

“Marjorie Taylor Greene is saying Lib stuff.”

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

“Marjorie Taylor Greene is saying Lib stuff.”

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

Oh stop it already.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

That special time in Southern California where I’m dressed for
the morning dog walk like I’m going into an arctic expedition and the afternoon like a sub Saharan death march.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10h

He’s only had 10 years to work on this brilliant plan. And as of last year he had… Concepts of a plan.

Can’t wait to see the final pitch.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10h

‘Cause she made Trump mad.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10h

Campaign finance?

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10h

President Bruisy-hand Biscuit-ankles going in for his bi-weekly oxygenated toddler blood transfusion.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10h

Still on the inside.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10h

If you want more.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 11h

The president has just declared agitating speech as illegal.

Out loud. In front of cameras.

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