The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴☠️
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Parody Journalist. Lefty Pacifist. Enormous Pianist 🎹
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Something about the placement of the restrooms and defibrillator signs make me lol
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Something about the placement of the restrooms and defibrillator signs make me lol
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A picture of “wealth”
outstanding
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I was told that this guy kills bears for breakfast, eats eagles for lunch, and sleeps with six women for dinner.
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I was told that this guy kills bears for breakfast, eats eagles for lunch, and sleeps with six women for dinner.
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And "health" 🙄🤦♀️
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
And "health" 🙄🤦♀️
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A picture of “wealth”
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
A picture of “wealth”
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Such ineptness !
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Such ineptness !
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Clearly. I snort and give the back of my hand to any Republican trying to be Governor of New York. Not in my state, dick lint.
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Clearly. I snort and give the back of my hand to any Republican trying to be Governor of New York. Not in my state, dick lint.
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It's something that should be hanging in the basement of Maynard's pawn shop next to The Gimp.
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It's something that should be hanging in the basement of Maynard's pawn shop next to The Gimp.
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Bobby needs a better antiperspirant. One of many things he “needs” but you’d think in this day and age, with all his resources, he’d have that one figured out.
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Bobby needs a better antiperspirant. One of many things he “needs” but you’d think in this day and age, with all his resources, he’d have that one figured out.
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I am so unimpressed by his gymnastics.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I am so unimpressed by his gymnastics.
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December 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
A picture of “wealth”
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
A picture of “wealth”
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Maybe it'll be too much for his heart
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Maybe it'll be too much for his heart
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Sean Duffy wants to you to sit next to this guy on your next flight
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sean Duffy wants to you to sit next to this guy on your next flight
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#PetsOfBlueSky 🐾🐈⬛🐕🦺🎉
Let’s see pet photos or memes
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#Dogs #Cats #ExoticPets #Horses
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a kangaroo is standing on its hind legs on the ground .
ALT: a kangaroo is standing on its hind legs on the ground .
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December 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
#PetsOfBlueSky 🐾🐈⬛🐕🦺🎉
Let’s see pet photos or memes
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#Dogs #Cats #ExoticPets #Horses
Let’s see pet photos or memes
This is a follow back party.
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#Dogs #Cats #ExoticPets #Horses
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Kangaroo guitar solos
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Kangaroo guitar solos
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In other news…TX shines again!
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
In other news…TX shines again!
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Bloodthirsty
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Bloodthirsty
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All of these new rulings don’t just affect today, they rewrite precedent. Trump still has three years left, and whatever expanded powers the Court hands him now will automatically pass to the next president as well.
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
All of these new rulings don’t just affect today, they rewrite precedent. Trump still has three years left, and whatever expanded powers the Court hands him now will automatically pass to the next president as well.
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EXPAND the Supreme Court!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
EXPAND the Supreme Court!!!!
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Are we completely sure that Elon didn't give him a nuralink and hook him up to Grok?
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Are we completely sure that Elon didn't give him a nuralink and hook him up to Grok?
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