The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴☠️
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So basically, the opposite of a real National Security Strategy . . . .
The new National Security Strategy of the U.S. contains some pretty explicit white nationalism:
“We want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europe’s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.”
“We want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europe’s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.”
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
So basically, the opposite of a real National Security Strategy . . . .
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You can put the Aryan Nations “14 words” in that passage.
Or just could have gone to his rallies to see the comparisons.
Or just could have gone to his rallies to see the comparisons.
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You can put the Aryan Nations “14 words” in that passage.
Or just could have gone to his rallies to see the comparisons.
Or just could have gone to his rallies to see the comparisons.
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“This won’t really happen.”
~ The Supreme Court (really)
~ The Supreme Court (really)
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration. n.pr/48E1oko
Supreme Court agrees to hear arguments in birthright citizenship challenge
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration.
n.pr
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“This won’t really happen.”
~ The Supreme Court (really)
~ The Supreme Court (really)
“This won’t really happen.”
~ The Supreme Court (really)
~ The Supreme Court (really)
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration. n.pr/48E1oko
Supreme Court agrees to hear arguments in birthright citizenship challenge
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration.
n.pr
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“This won’t really happen.”
~ The Supreme Court (really)
~ The Supreme Court (really)
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This won’t really happen
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This won’t really happen
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The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration. n.pr/48E1oko
Supreme Court agrees to hear arguments in birthright citizenship challenge
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration. n.pr/48E1oko
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Why do people take this guy seriously? Let's follow this guy he's high as a kite 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Why do people take this guy seriously? Let's follow this guy he's high as a kite 🙄
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Putin speaks 🗣️ ☝🏼
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Putin speaks 🗣️ ☝🏼
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So basically, the opposite of a real National Security Strategy . . . .
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
So basically, the opposite of a real National Security Strategy . . . .
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The top priority listed in this document is “Ending Mass Migration.”
Hard to highlight a single passage here—this entire page is a pretty explicit defense of using the state as a means of enforcing white supremacy.
Hard to highlight a single passage here—this entire page is a pretty explicit defense of using the state as a means of enforcing white supremacy.
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The top priority listed in this document is “Ending Mass Migration.”
Hard to highlight a single passage here—this entire page is a pretty explicit defense of using the state as a means of enforcing white supremacy.
Hard to highlight a single passage here—this entire page is a pretty explicit defense of using the state as a means of enforcing white supremacy.
So basically, the opposite of a real National Security Strategy . . . .
The new National Security Strategy of the U.S. contains some pretty explicit white nationalism:
“We want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europe’s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.”
“We want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europe’s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.”
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
So basically, the opposite of a real National Security Strategy . . . .
Reposted by The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴☠️
The new National Security Strategy of the U.S. contains some pretty explicit white nationalism:
“We want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europe’s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.”
“We want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europe’s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.”
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The new National Security Strategy of the U.S. contains some pretty explicit white nationalism:
“We want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europe’s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.”
“We want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europe’s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.”
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A few thoughts on the new US national security strategy that was released today.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
A few thoughts on the new US national security strategy that was released today.
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This is why Trump's National Security Strategy is a fantasy.
"A Chinese hospital ship quietly docked in hurricane-hit Jamaica this week, projecting soft power into the heart of the Caribbean where a US armada is conducting a controversial anti-narcotics mission targeted at Venezuela."
Chinese Hospital Ship Visits Jamaica as US Gunboats Ply Caribbean
A Chinese hospital ship quietly docked in hurricane-hit Jamaica this week, projecting soft power into the heart of the Caribbean where a US armada is conducting a controversial anti-narcotics mission ...
www.bloomberg.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is why Trump's National Security Strategy is a fantasy.
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BREAKING: Supreme Court lets Texas use Trump-backed gerrymandered maps in 2026
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
BREAKING: Supreme Court lets Texas use Trump-backed gerrymandered maps in 2026
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Kash Patel must have forgotten to tell the American people this part yesterday. Must have slipped his mind.
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Kash Patel must have forgotten to tell the American people this part yesterday. Must have slipped his mind.
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Please do not take medical advice from this administration. Listen to the actual experts.
Kressly: So let’s talk about the contagiousness of hepatitis B. It can live on surfaces, and it can be spread through touch—from someone who is shedding the virus to someone else.
So when we’re in situations where we can’t know 100% who is at risk, the right answer is to protect everyone.
So when we’re in situations where we can’t know 100% who is at risk, the right answer is to protect everyone.
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Please do not take medical advice from this administration. Listen to the actual experts.
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Could be the withdrawal of drugs...
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Could be the withdrawal of drugs...
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I was in skeetmo for a day but never
found out what the offending post was
found out what the offending post was
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I was in skeetmo for a day but never
found out what the offending post was
found out what the offending post was
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Looks like he tried the "Flock of Seagulls" look and walked in front of a leaf blower right before he went on stage.
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Looks like he tried the "Flock of Seagulls" look and walked in front of a leaf blower right before he went on stage.
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Looks like he's in neuroleptic withdrawal. Wonder if he has a safety monitor managing that. Karp is so irrepressably jerky that the video looping becomes seamless. Any productive meeting would end the moment he begins 'taking a seat'. Just what are theil's criteria for picking a cult-leader?
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Looks like he's in neuroleptic withdrawal. Wonder if he has a safety monitor managing that. Karp is so irrepressably jerky that the video looping becomes seamless. Any productive meeting would end the moment he begins 'taking a seat'. Just what are theil's criteria for picking a cult-leader?
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Me thinks ‘twas the RFK river of 💦
Olivia Nuzzi was never a journalist.
Olivia Nuzzi was never a journalist.
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Me thinks ‘twas the RFK river of 💦
Olivia Nuzzi was never a journalist.
Olivia Nuzzi was never a journalist.
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Wrong color. ❤️
a room with a lot of blood and a sign that says ' elevator ' on it
ALT: a room with a lot of blood and a sign that says ' elevator ' on it
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Wrong color. ❤️
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There's a million things on your timeline to warrant your attention. None more important than this. #TNU #TCND
youtu.be/a13zHLrZF-k
youtu.be/a13zHLrZF-k
TNU Ep # 48: It's now clearer than ever before. Trump = Depravity, Lawlessness, Corruption, Death!
YouTube video by Patrick Lovell Truth Bombs The Con
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December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM