The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴☠️
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Parody Journalist. Lefty Pacifist. Enormous Pianist 🎹
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Irrepressible NOLA!
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Irrepressible NOLA!
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LOVE MY CITY OF NEW ORLEANS ⚜️
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
LOVE MY CITY OF NEW ORLEANS ⚜️
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Affordability.
Trump’s America 🇺🇸
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Affordability.
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Nothing is changing for you if you don’t want it to, Carol.
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Nothing is changing for you if you don’t want it to, Carol.
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LOVE MY CITY OF NEW ORLEANS ⚜️
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
LOVE MY CITY OF NEW ORLEANS ⚜️
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BWAHAHAHAA!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
BWAHAHAHAA!!!
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Just found my new Christmas card to send to Republican relatives:
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Just found my new Christmas card to send to Republican relatives:
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It might be snowy but we’re still knocking doors!!!
Come join our second shift at Winnemac Park at 1 PM!
Come join our second shift at Winnemac Park at 1 PM!
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It might be snowy but we’re still knocking doors!!!
Come join our second shift at Winnemac Park at 1 PM!
Come join our second shift at Winnemac Park at 1 PM!
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Imagine you had millions of people in your life who ignored everything you ever said but would show up once a year and make a huge deal about your birthday, claiming they were your biggest fans.
Crazy, right?
Anyway…Merry Christmas.
Crazy, right?
Anyway…Merry Christmas.
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Imagine you had millions of people in your life who ignored everything you ever said but would show up once a year and make a huge deal about your birthday, claiming they were your biggest fans.
Crazy, right?
Anyway…Merry Christmas.
Crazy, right?
Anyway…Merry Christmas.
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
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FYI: Paul Gandersman and Peter S. Hall's MAN FINDS TAPE hits theaters and VOD today - here's how the found footage mockumentary came to life with a helping hand from one of horror's hottest writers.
How MAN FINDS TAPE Got A Helping Hand From An A-List Horror Writer
Paul Gandersman and Peter S. Hall's MAN FINDS TAPE hits theaters and VOD today - here's how the found footage mockumentary came to life with a helping hand from one of horror's hottest writers.
dlvr.it
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
FYI: Paul Gandersman and Peter S. Hall's MAN FINDS TAPE hits theaters and VOD today - here's how the found footage mockumentary came to life with a helping hand from one of horror's hottest writers.
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He must be reading a part where Cheryl said he is a faithful and devoted husband.
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
He must be reading a part where Cheryl said he is a faithful and devoted husband.
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And this is what they find attractive?????
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
And this is what they find attractive?????
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Strange way for Trump to come out
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Strange way for Trump to come out
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They couldn’t bother to blend in his makeup even with AI lol. Liberace would be embarrassed for them.
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They couldn’t bother to blend in his makeup even with AI lol. Liberace would be embarrassed for them.
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Trump’s America 🇺🇸
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Trump’s America 🇺🇸
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
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Grim.And what orange fat ass carried KY? I wonder iffin they realize that they need beaucoup tubes of the jelly for the butt-fucking their dear is doing to them?
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Grim.And what orange fat ass carried KY? I wonder iffin they realize that they need beaucoup tubes of the jelly for the butt-fucking their dear is doing to them?
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They don't realize that Liberaci was gay.
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
They don't realize that Liberaci was gay.
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Is that feeling of being duped by a duplicitous f*cking con man sinking in, yet…?
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Is that feeling of being duped by a duplicitous f*cking con man sinking in, yet…?
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Meanwhile …
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Meanwhile …
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Trump’s America 🇺🇸
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM