The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴☠️
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What in the name of poor taste is that?
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
What in the name of poor taste is that?
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Is that feeling of being duped by a duplicitous f*cking con man sinking in, yet…?
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Is that feeling of being duped by a duplicitous f*cking con man sinking in, yet…?
Is that feeling of being duped by a duplicitous f*cking con man sinking in, yet…?
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Is that feeling of being duped by a duplicitous f*cking con man sinking in, yet…?
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Is that feeling of being duped by a duplicitous f*cking con man sinking in, yet…?
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Is that feeling of being duped by a duplicitous f*cking con man sinking in, yet…?
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Trump’s America 🇺🇸
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Trump’s America 🇺🇸
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
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BuT hE's DoInG a GrEaT jOb Of OwNiNg ThE LiBs!
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
BuT hE's DoInG a GrEaT jOb Of OwNiNg ThE LiBs!
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Meanwhile …
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Meanwhile …
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Noem says Trump weighing expanding travel ban to more than 30 countries
thehill.com
Noem says Trump weighing expanding travel ban to more than 30 countries
twp.ai
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Noem says Trump weighing expanding travel ban to more than 30 countries
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Isn't that going to affect the FIFA games in the US?
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Isn't that going to affect the FIFA games in the US?
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Name a career that AI can’t touch.
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Name a career that AI can’t touch.
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Funeral Director?
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Funeral Director?
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Mike Johnson: "We've had one of the most productive Congresses in the history of the institution."
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Mike Johnson: "We've had one of the most productive Congresses in the history of the institution."
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President Donald J. Trump received the inaugural FIFA Pedo Prize during the World Cup 2026 Final Draw in Washington, D.C., becoming the first recipient of the new global honor created by FIFA to recognize leadership in advancing pedophilia everywhere.
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
President Donald J. Trump received the inaugural FIFA Pedo Prize during the World Cup 2026 Final Draw in Washington, D.C., becoming the first recipient of the new global honor created by FIFA to recognize leadership in advancing pedophilia everywhere.
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
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After hack FIFA President Gianni Infantino presents him with the first annual FIFA Pedo Prize, President Trump performs the customary "Sniffing of the 13-year-old girl's panties" ceremony.
#DonaldTrump #FIFAPeacePrize
#DonaldTrump #FIFAPeacePrize
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
After hack FIFA President Gianni Infantino presents him with the first annual FIFA Pedo Prize, President Trump performs the customary "Sniffing of the 13-year-old girl's panties" ceremony.
#DonaldTrump #FIFAPeacePrize
#DonaldTrump #FIFAPeacePrize
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December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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After he received the inaugural FIFA Pedo Piece of S**t Prize, President Trump was also presented with a tiny young young girl, as a token of appreciate for all that he's done to promote p*dophilia throughout the world.
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
After he received the inaugural FIFA Pedo Piece of S**t Prize, President Trump was also presented with a tiny young young girl, as a token of appreciate for all that he's done to promote p*dophilia throughout the world.
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
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So basically, the opposite of a real National Security Strategy . . . .
The new National Security Strategy of the U.S. contains some pretty explicit white nationalism:
“We want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europe’s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.”
“We want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europe’s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.”
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
So basically, the opposite of a real National Security Strategy . . . .
Trump’s America 🇺🇸
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Trump’s America 🇺🇸
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
From an anonymous Reddit post:
"In the longest line I have ever seen at our local church food bank, been standing here for an hour, its 34 degrees. A small town in Kentucky with a population of <4800. Basically 10% of the population is waiting at the food bank."
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So basically Steven Miller wrote it. Fucking ghoul.
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So basically Steven Miller wrote it. Fucking ghoul.
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A National Insecurity Strategy, if you will.
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 AM
A National Insecurity Strategy, if you will.
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
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Ann Lowe was the Black genius behind Jackie Kennedy’s iconic wedding gown.
Before the fashion world was ready to credit a Black woman’s talent, Lowe was already designing for America’s most powerful families. Brilliant. Bold. Innovative. Undervalued. And nearly erased from history.
Before the fashion world was ready to credit a Black woman’s talent, Lowe was already designing for America’s most powerful families. Brilliant. Bold. Innovative. Undervalued. And nearly erased from history.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Ann Lowe was the Black genius behind Jackie Kennedy’s iconic wedding gown.
Before the fashion world was ready to credit a Black woman’s talent, Lowe was already designing for America’s most powerful families. Brilliant. Bold. Innovative. Undervalued. And nearly erased from history.
Before the fashion world was ready to credit a Black woman’s talent, Lowe was already designing for America’s most powerful families. Brilliant. Bold. Innovative. Undervalued. And nearly erased from history.
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You can put the Aryan Nations “14 words” in that passage.
Or just could have gone to his rallies to see the comparisons.
Or just could have gone to his rallies to see the comparisons.
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You can put the Aryan Nations “14 words” in that passage.
Or just could have gone to his rallies to see the comparisons.
Or just could have gone to his rallies to see the comparisons.
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“This won’t really happen.”
~ The Supreme Court (really)
~ The Supreme Court (really)
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration. n.pr/48E1oko
Supreme Court agrees to hear arguments in birthright citizenship challenge
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration.
n.pr
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“This won’t really happen.”
~ The Supreme Court (really)
~ The Supreme Court (really)