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Detox Poncho

@detoxponcho.bsky.social

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Word nerd, grammar aficionado, Oxford comma fan. Foul-mouthed Gen-X snarkologist. Devout atheist. All views and spews my own. She/her/Beth/bitch #BayArea #BLM #LGBTQ #FTTB #49ers #BayFC #Valkyries #Dodgers #Lakers 🐈🌺🌮🍸🌊🥂🇺🇦🇦🇷 🚫DMs 🚫MAGA 🚫PornBots 🚫Illuminati

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · Dec 19

Nailed it. 🎯

Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · Dec 15

Taurus: Your future is a mystery. A mystery wrapped in a wine stained bathrobe and ennui.

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 1h

Happy birthday to Dawn!

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2h

It seems like a distant world now, but in ‘89-92 when I worked as a bike messenger in Washington, DC (mostly for the CBO) I delivered packages to the security desk at public entrance of the East Wing. I always found it a thrill that the White House was so accessible. Gone now.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2h

Trump is hosting both a ‘Rose Garden Club’ lunch & dinner today. Who says he’s not a hard worker. It’s just not on behalf of the American people. I would like to check-in with all the blue collar folks who fell for his BS in about 6 months when they’re living out of a dumpster.

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 1h

They need to stop calling us all boomers too. #GenX FFS

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 1h

I apparently did a brain dump after the first go round, thinking it could never happen again. :: egg on face ::

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 1h

Media consolidation is so wrong. Make it stop!

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 2h

I refer to that as the ballerina stretch. 😻

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 2h

How did that asshole escape prison? Was he one of dump’s pardons in the first clown show?

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 2h

I showed up on 🩼, god damn it! Not a hippy nor nude, but putting paid to that “aging” comment. 😬

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 2h

Totally on brand.

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 2h

These vids are bloody brilliant and the only way I can stomach hearing that voice.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 3h

Diaper Diplomacy on the No Kings marches.

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 2h

🤭

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 3h

FACT CHECK: FALSE 🚨

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 2h

Four stars?! Four?!

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 2h

Flaccido Domingo 🤣💀

Jimmy Bowman, or whatever his ever-changing name is, is eminently unlikable and I don’t think he can hold the base.

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 13h

Seems it’s common with these folks. Bring it on.

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 14h

Dude is one twisted sister. Glad he got time but 5 seems light.

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 14h

If she does she’s certified delulu.

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 14h

You’re far too kind!

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 15h

🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 23h

BREAKING: the city of Denver has erected a life-like bronze sculpture titled "Sonic Boomer" right in the middle of a major city street.

#NoKings #FacePlant

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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 21h

1/x: This is small-potatoes corruption, BUT

It's worth noting that it takes a LONG time to get a building permit. You have to have full architectural plans that get approved which means you have to draw them up AND pass them to someone who looks them over.

They're breaking the law here.

Jonathan Edwards @jonathanreports.bsky.social · 21h

Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU

White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom

The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 20h

I don’t think I saw it so I’ll go find it. Thx!

Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 20h

Right?! I thought there was a WH group who monitored closely the changes made and were very strict about what was allowed. Did I hallucinate that? Fuck all this.

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 20h

But we’ll have a west coast World Series! #Dodgers

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Detox Poncho @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 20h

Hugs 🫂

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