Detox Poncho
@detoxponcho.bsky.social
Word nerd, grammar aficionado, Oxford comma fan. Foul-mouthed Gen-X snarkologist. Devout atheist. All views and spews my own. She/her/Beth/bitch
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Detox Poncho
@detoxponcho.bsky.social
· Dec 19
Taurus: Your future is a mystery. A mystery wrapped in a wine stained bathrobe and ennui.
Nailed it. 🎯
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Pete Hegseth is so close to being fired, his office Wi-Fi auto-connects to Starbucks now.
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Anyone defending execution as a reasonable punishment for drug smuggling is a Nazi. Pass it on.
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Anyone defending execution as a reasonable punishment for drug smuggling is a Nazi. Pass it on.
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You may remember Jenna, who was pregnant during my #Dateline episode “The Phantom” about her sister Kristil, killed by her stalker. Maybe due to all the stress and emotional pain Jenna went through, her baby just arrived at only 26 weeks —and she needs your help.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You may remember Jenna, who was pregnant during my #Dateline episode “The Phantom” about her sister Kristil, killed by her stalker. Maybe due to all the stress and emotional pain Jenna went through, her baby just arrived at only 26 weeks —and she needs your help.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Perfect.
Mike Johnson says the GOP healthcare plan will be announced in about two weeks.
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Perfect.
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A rare photo of the elusive wolfigator.
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A rare photo of the elusive wolfigator.
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We asked Indivisibles around the country what they want to see from Democrats in 2026: Nominate real fighters, secure stronger leadership, and demonstrate that the Democratic majorities of 2027 will not be held back by the 2025 status quo.
We are in a battle against fascism. We need fighters, not folders.
It’s time to turn the page in the Democratic Party.
indivisibleteam.medium.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
We asked Indivisibles around the country what they want to see from Democrats in 2026: Nominate real fighters, secure stronger leadership, and demonstrate that the Democratic majorities of 2027 will not be held back by the 2025 status quo.
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You are not required to and should not voluntarily report your disabilities. They do not have a right to your personal information. DO NOT SELF-REPORT!
ATTN GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES: The VA sent out an announcement with a link for employees to self-report their disabilities. I wouldn’t do this if I were you. They’ll likely use it to discriminate against you.
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
You are not required to and should not voluntarily report your disabilities. They do not have a right to your personal information. DO NOT SELF-REPORT!
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Every photo, email, and FBI interview must be released (while protecting victims). The deadline to release the files under my & Rep. Thomas Massie's bill is in 16 days.
I have always said what will come out will shock the conscience of our nation.
I have always said what will come out will shock the conscience of our nation.
NEW: Democrats release never-before-seen images and videos of Epstein Island
Democrats release never-before-seen images and videos of Jeffrey Epstein's island
Democratic aides say more files turned over by the U.S. Virgin Islands will be released in the coming days.
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December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Every photo, email, and FBI interview must be released (while protecting victims). The deadline to release the files under my & Rep. Thomas Massie's bill is in 16 days.
I have always said what will come out will shock the conscience of our nation.
I have always said what will come out will shock the conscience of our nation.
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Farm workers stand in solidarity with striking Starbucks workers.
Starbucks baristas have been fighting for a fair union contract for close to 4 years. Just like many farm workers, @sbworkersunited.org is fighting back against greedy union busting employers.
#NoContractNoCoffee
Starbucks baristas have been fighting for a fair union contract for close to 4 years. Just like many farm workers, @sbworkersunited.org is fighting back against greedy union busting employers.
#NoContractNoCoffee
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Farm workers stand in solidarity with striking Starbucks workers.
Starbucks baristas have been fighting for a fair union contract for close to 4 years. Just like many farm workers, @sbworkersunited.org is fighting back against greedy union busting employers.
#NoContractNoCoffee
Starbucks baristas have been fighting for a fair union contract for close to 4 years. Just like many farm workers, @sbworkersunited.org is fighting back against greedy union busting employers.
#NoContractNoCoffee
His shade today is Liver Failure.
[Q]: Did Witkoff and Kushner give you the sense that president Putin still wants to end the war, still wants to make peace?
President Trump: He would like to end the war. That was their impression. I think he'd like to get back to dealing a more normal life.
President Trump: He would like to end the war. That was their impression. I think he'd like to get back to dealing a more normal life.
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
His shade today is Liver Failure.
Swoon.
Merriam quits the high-stakes world of lexicography to teach at a college in Springfield, MA…where Webster just became the head librarian.
She shows him that ‘love’ isn’t that hard to find…if you know where to look it up.
“A Merriam Little Christmas 2: Collegiate Edition.”
She shows him that ‘love’ isn’t that hard to find…if you know where to look it up.
“A Merriam Little Christmas 2: Collegiate Edition.”
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Swoon.
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December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Thank you!
If the Democrats message as democratic capitalists instead of “socialists” (as painted by the GOP) and use sanity as a sledgehammer, this could be a 40+ seat swing in the midterms assuming current election laws and legal stability.
Message now.
Watch below—Under ten-minute video.
If the Democrats message as democratic capitalists instead of “socialists” (as painted by the GOP) and use sanity as a sledgehammer, this could be a 40+ seat swing in the midterms assuming current election laws and legal stability.
Message now.
Watch below—Under ten-minute video.
"Anybody that is rational, or anybody that is sane... and they're saying that Donald Trump is mentally competent to be president... they're lying."
Thanks @denverr.bsky.social, good to have you back.
substack.com/inbox/post/1...
Thanks @denverr.bsky.social, good to have you back.
substack.com/inbox/post/1...
I’m back and I have some things to say—
A recording from Denver Riggleman's live video
substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Thank you!
If the Democrats message as democratic capitalists instead of “socialists” (as painted by the GOP) and use sanity as a sledgehammer, this could be a 40+ seat swing in the midterms assuming current election laws and legal stability.
Message now.
Watch below—Under ten-minute video.
If the Democrats message as democratic capitalists instead of “socialists” (as painted by the GOP) and use sanity as a sledgehammer, this could be a 40+ seat swing in the midterms assuming current election laws and legal stability.
Message now.
Watch below—Under ten-minute video.
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Rich AF and he can’t afford a decorator?! This is early post-college level crap. And the room with the chair and the masks? 😱
House Oversight Democrats just released never-before-seen photos and videos from Jeffrey Epstein's Island in the U.S. Virgin Islands — including one room in his home that contained a dentist's chair.
Redactions are from the Committee. tinyurl.com/3nux463c
Redactions are from the Committee. tinyurl.com/3nux463c
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Rich AF and he can’t afford a decorator?! This is early post-college level crap. And the room with the chair and the masks? 😱
I feel seen.
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I feel seen.
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When Whiskey Pete talks about people sitting in air conditioned offices writing fake news stories he doesn't realize he's describing JD Vance's entire military career.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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The Beast in Me on Netflix. 😳😬👏🏼
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The Beast in Me on Netflix. 😳😬👏🏼
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Beach hazards statement through tomorrow for sneaker waves and rips, and coastal flood advisory through Monday.. no rain in the forecast, #KingTides in the way! Highest tides of the year. #CAwx
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Beach hazards statement through tomorrow for sneaker waves and rips, and coastal flood advisory through Monday.. no rain in the forecast, #KingTides in the way! Highest tides of the year. #CAwx
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Perfection 💀😭😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏾
Summary of Governor Gavin C. Newsom’s Advanced Imaging Results
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Perfection 💀😭😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏾
My people.
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My people.