Detox Poncho
@detoxponcho.bsky.social
Word nerd, grammar aficionado, Oxford comma fan. Foul-mouthed Gen-X snarkologist. Devout atheist. All views and spews my own. She/her/Beth/bitch
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I had to make sure this was The Onion because pissing in the fridge sounds really on brand for this drunkard.
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I had to make sure this was The Onion because pissing in the fridge sounds really on brand for this drunkard.
Yay! 🎉 And welcome back, Stanley!
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Yay! 🎉 And welcome back, Stanley!
Fuckers. (Is that Canal just before Decatur?)
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Fuckers. (Is that Canal just before Decatur?)
I ordered multiple and have completed my xmas shopping list. thank you!!!
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I ordered multiple and have completed my xmas shopping list. thank you!!!
I missed out! Who got blockity blocked?
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I missed out! Who got blockity blocked?
“I’m off to see a lake about a fish, honey.”
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“I’m off to see a lake about a fish, honey.”
The head of FIFA knows corruption when he sees it and is celebrating it. We’re doomed as a species. 🫣
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The head of FIFA knows corruption when he sees it and is celebrating it. We’re doomed as a species. 🫣
I need that duck.
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I need that duck.
I think I knew that back when I lived down there but I’d forgotten. Thanks for sharing this Ted Talk. 😘
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I think I knew that back when I lived down there but I’d forgotten. Thanks for sharing this Ted Talk. 😘
What’s does WWHJFDA stand for?
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What’s does WWHJFDA stand for?
The next dem president better arrive with a bulldozer and a team to rid DC of everything that shitstain touched or changed.
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The next dem president better arrive with a bulldozer and a team to rid DC of everything that shitstain touched or changed.
Totally! I need to get on that. 😘
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Totally! I need to get on that. 😘
If you zoom in you can almost see the drool about to drop off his bottom lip.
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
If you zoom in you can almost see the drool about to drop off his bottom lip.
Jesus. What a dick.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Jesus. What a dick.
Yes, but it was huge last night too.
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Yes, but it was huge last night too.