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BREAKING: after Donald Trump refused to pay the remaining $90,000 to the sculptor he commissioned to make a 15 foot gold-leafed "Don Colossus" statue, the artist Alan Cottrill, personally gave it to the 47th President 'special delivery'.

#DonaldTrump
February 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
BREAKING: latest Epstein file drop by DOJ has photo revealing the existence of second Epstein Island exclusively for gay men.

#KidRock #RFKjr
February 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
BREAKING: Donald Trump is caught in oval office with an unidentified 13-year-old girl by a hero/vigilante, who stumbled upon the President while taking a White House tour, reportedly opening the oval office door, and saying "Yeah, I'm going to punch you in the face".

#DonaldTrump
February 17, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"... and then she told everybody we could rape as many children as we want to, cuz the Dow is at 50K!"
February 17, 2026 at 5:05 AM
FYI: Bring-Your-Kid-To-Work day in Russia just happens to falls on the same day as Presidents Day in America.

#DonalTrump
February 17, 2026 at 4:02 AM
"What, you don't think I can dress like the kids do today? All hip and snazzy? You don't think that I can pull it off? Where's my tailor??"

#DonaldTrump
February 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"... and after I'm finished F'n this ball - and you've cleaned it with thoroughly with your t*ngue, I've got this fat dopey New Jersey real estate guy waiting downstairs, that's been hounding me to meet you for days."

#DonaldTrump
February 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
See? Everything's gonna be juuuuuuust fine.
February 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
(too soon?)
February 16, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Former UK Prime Minister Liz Truss, has a photo op with Donald Trump while meeting with him at Mar-a-Lago this morning.

#DonaldTrump
February 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM
BREAKING: President Trump introduces new 4-Man Luge event at the 2026 winter Olympics in Italy, and selecting himself as team-captain.

#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
February 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Happy Valentines Day everybody!

#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
February 15, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Poetic Justice.

#EpsteinFiles
February 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Fixed it again.

#EpsteinFiles
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Fixed it.

#EpsteinFiles
February 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
So when exactly did Ghislaine Maxwell turn into Mike Meyers?

#EpsteinFiles
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Thankfully, Kristi Noem got her blanket back.
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The story of Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski's - who are both married - torrid little affair is out.

#KristiNoem
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
BREAKING: surveillance photo of the bridge of the USS Truxtun, moments before colliding with a United States Naval Supply Ship yesterday, has been released.

#PeteHegseth #USSTruxtun
February 13, 2026 at 6:25 PM
LESLIE ABRAMSON: Your honor, I would just like to say that in my client's Erik and Lyle's defense, the Dow is up over 50,000 points!

JUDGE: Case dismissed!

#PamBondi
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I just love a happy ending.

#PamBondi
February 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
"Um, sir... I don't think that was a fart, cuz not only can I smell it, I can literally taste it. And it's turning me on even more than ignoring raped children does."
February 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
BREAKING: to commemorate her eye-opening testimony in front of the House Judiciary Committee yesterday, Mattel releases new limited edition Pam Bondi Barbie.

#PamBondi
February 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
"... now I will admit there were thousands upon thousands of children brutally raped, but don't you understand? The Dow was over 50,000 points, the S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq was smashing records - and that’s what we should be talking about!”

#PamBondi
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
REPORTER: You drowned your 2 boys, 3 year-old Michael and 14 month-old Alex. Do you have anything to say for yourself?

SUSAN SMITH: Yes I do. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the NASDAQ is smashing records, and that’s what we should be talkin' about!"

#PamBondi
February 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM