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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 2h

If "Roofies" were a person.

Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 4h

Sen. Whitehouse: Did the FBI find pictures of Donald Trump with half-naked young girls?

Pam Bondi: No, absolutely not!

Sen. Whitehouse: Did the FBI find pictures of Donald Trump with FULLY-naked young girls?

Pam Bondi: I plead the 5th.

#PamBondi #EpsteinFiles

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 6h

The Texas National Guard's elite Meal Team Six arrives in Chicago, proclaiming to the crowd "Eat, eat, eat!!!"

#TexasNationalGuard #Chicago

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 10h

"We have come here to eat McDonald's and kick ass, and um... well, we kinda ate a really, really lot of McDonald's, so I think we're just gonna take a nap..."

#NationalGuard #ICE

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 1d

Alright, last one - I promise ;)

#PeteHegseth

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: after reportedly "falling off the wagon" Pete Hegseth is discovered in a retired couple's home in Sarasota, FL, trapped in their acrylic coffee table.

#PeteHegseth

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 1d

It's been 2 months and Stephen Miller's still trying to get his wife back from Elon Musk.

#StephenMiller #ElonMusk
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 1d

Fixed it.

(And it won't be long now, cuz this senile old fool is as mad as a Hatter.)

#DonaldTrump #OsamaBinLaden If you'd like to make AI videos like this, click the link in my bio. #yapper

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING: while participating in Kristi Noem's "Make America Fit Again" program, President Trump makes a doody.

#DonaldTrump #KristiNoem

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING: Donald Trump has been awarded the coveted Dumbbell Piece (of sh*t) Prize.

#DonaldTrump #NobelPeacePrize

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 4d

Fixed it.

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING: in what, by all witness accounts - appeared to be a drunken stupor, Pete Hegseth wandered into a Bass Pro Shop in Hanover, MD, and wound up falling into the 100,000 gallon aquarium attraction in the middle of the store.

#PeteHegseth

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 3d

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth is found trapped in the walk-in liquor cooler at his neighborhood 7-Eleven, two blocks from his home.

#PeteHegseth #WhiskeyPete

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 3d

"Do you mean to tell me that you cannot do one single pull up, Private Wino?? You gotta be sh*ttin' me!!! Get the F off of my chin up bar, NOW!!!"

#PeteHegseth #PrivateWino

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 3d

"Cheer up, Cucky! And don't be so upset with Elon for stealing your wife, cuz, to be honest, I had her too! And I ain't the only one."

#StephenMiller #LeonardoDiCaprio

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 3d

Liar, liar, CROSS on fire.

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 4d

Fixed it.

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 4d

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the gym...

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 4d

More fun with Pull-ups Pete.

#PeteHegseth

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 5d

Now I know the term "Girl pull-ups" is outdated and blatantly sexist, but in this particular situation: if the shoes fit, wear 'em.

#PeteHegseth

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 5d

BREAKING: a video has been leaked of the DHS conducting a job interview with a new ICE agent.

#DonaldTrump #ICEholes
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 5d

All 800 United States military Generals performed "the wave" after Donald Trump's speech on Tuesday.

#DonaldTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 5d

This new Slenderman movie looks absolutely terrifying.

#KristiNoem #Ozempic

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 6d

Just when you thought his head couldn't get any more frightening...

#ICE

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 6d

Fixed it.

#DonaldTrump If you'd like to make AI videos like this, click the link in my bio. #yapper

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