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Rap Bastardz®

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2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order. Location: Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · Jul 17

I thought creating an Only Fans account starring close-up shots of Donald Trump's neck vagina would be a fun-tastic way to make a little performance art in the sex work game, but alas, it was flagged and rejected.

Close up shot of Donald Trump's neck vagina, created by a combination of the tightness of his shirt collar combined with his saggy old neck skin.

Another close up shot of Donald Trump's neck vagina, created by a combination of the tightness of his shirt collar combined with his saggy old neck skin.

Rejection message from OnlyFans explaining that they've taken down my photos of Donald's neck vagina.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 48m

At least he’s not woke.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 58m

Her wig is looking so shitty these days.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1h

Near and dear to my heart. Archer was my 3:00 am feed, burp and change show that I watched on my iPad after my daughter was born.

I even had a now tragically named Isis onesie for her.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1h

Why doesn’t ICE just round up the leader of antifa and maybe the treasure as well and bring them both in for questioning???

Antifa problem solved!

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1h

Amazing the country is still running, held together with scotch tape and dreams, while the “leaders“ are wasting all of their time with crap like this.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 4h

I think I’m having a stroke trying to read this.

I searched for this. What is the origin? Is this a real Garfield cartoon, and if so, was it a typo that was accidentally printed or is it supposed to be funny and I’m missing the joke??

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 4h

A “doctor.”

a cartoon character from the simpsons is holding a clipboard and says hi everybody .

ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is holding a clipboard and says hi everybody .

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 8h

He doesn't know his own name.

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

The first thing that shocked me about Las Vegas was the escort trading cards. Nice to see the idea is international.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

Who?

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

(He didn't settle seven wars.)

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

** Can't have the pro-slavery party, you know Republicans, mad at us.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

It's all rejecting each other.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 9h

One of my favorite things about Tim Robinson is that his SNL ideas were frequently canned and he took them and made his own Netflix show with them.

I could not only see him doing this soup and stick sketch, I would believe it came from him even if it didn't.

a man with a wig on his head is standing next to another man

ALT: a man with a wig on his head is standing next to another man

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10h

Such a quaint era of presidential crime compared to today.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10h

Do we really know how Bondi paid for law school??

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10h

The only question now is which inflatable animal costume to wear for it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOQu...

PORTLAND FROG is Back after being "Pepper Sprayed In the Vent"

YouTube video by FREEDOMNEWS TV - NATIONAL / SCOOTERCASTER

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10h

Ooops. $25 THOUSAND.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10h

There are $25 million good reasons why Trump picked Bondi.

www.citizensforethics.org/reports-inve...

The Trump Foundation-Pam Bondi scandal - CREW | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington

In March 2016, CREW discovered that the Trump Foundation had broken the law by giving an illegal $25,000 contribution to a political group supporting Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi. This would set...

www.citizensforethics.org

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10h

I would like to thank what’s left of Kristi Noem’s original face for doing whatever this is called:

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10h

The same folks that say no gun law will ever be effective want to ban everything from internet to birth control.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 11h

Yes, she's been protecting Epstein for a long time.

@deanobeidallah.bsky.social Substack:

deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/why-didnt-...

Why didn’t Pam Bondi as Florida AG investigate Jeffrey Epstein?!

Everything Bondi does is to protect Trump.

deanobeidallah.substack.com

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 11h

Yeah, I saw that. So funny.

bsky.app/profile/thef...

The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 2d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 11h

#NotTwelve!

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 11h

Well no wonder Pam wouldn't come close to answering the question. She has seen them, and she knows how bad they are.

bsky.app/profile/rapb...

Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 1d

In all of that huffing and puffing, I don’t recall her saying “no, I never saw those photos.”

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