Too Fat to Tranquilise
@raspberrycarnation.bsky.social
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Connoisseur of things; comics, theatre, wine, quizzing, cats, sitting down, Björk, good TV, bad TV, hot nerds and being-a-lefty-liberal-remainer-woke-social-justice-warrior. Technically a man. No, really!
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Nobody asked for this. But here’s a thread of outfits I’ve seen Björk in. I think. Some records are… hazy.

First: Shepherd’s Bush Empire - London, 2003
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25 years since Spice Girls released their last, and TBH underrated, album; Forever.

But I still don’t know why it didn’t include W-O-M-A-N which they played at their live Christmas-in-the-Round shows.
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My tattoos… they hurt… some solid block colour as opposed to my usual linework.

Paper preview…
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Tattoos 9 and 10 are about to be added to the fat, gay, nerdy patchwork canvas of my body.
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That new ITV thing “The Hack”… my god, the cast! Practically everyone is in it.
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Theo using positive reinforcement (sex) when Todd supports him over people calling out his controlling ways… God, I hate this man.

I thought when #Corrie got a gay villain they’d be a bit more… y’know…
Scar Tim Curry from Home Alone Myra DuBois Ian McKellan Magneto
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It’s a short, specific list of who I would be willing to kill… but really they’d all be making the world a better place.

Or at least a quieter one.
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It’s not an end to war. It’s a ceasefire. Let’s see how long it lasts. 🤞
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Booked for Dina Martina in Nov! Have always missed out before because she sells out.

CAMP.
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I’ve never seen the detail about those “angel wings” before. There are good people out there.
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Matthew Shepard, on his death anniversary.
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I want to live and die in a Strawberries & Cream Doctor Pepper (Liquid Battenberg) echo-chamber.
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The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups
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When Elsa tells people she’s “in love” with Marcus… why does NOBODY say “Are you sure? Isn’t that a bit quick? You don’t really know him IRL. Maybe take some time to examine your feelings and love yourself first?” #BBUK
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Caroline choosing to go villainous because of perceived slights and wrong-doings she’s made up in her head? Creating divisions and trying to stoke hatred?

Typical UKIP/Reform mentality TBH.

#bbuk
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D’you think they knew we’re Gay? D’you think they knew we’re Nerds? D’you think they knew we’re MASSIVE GAY NERDS?
A She-Ra Masters Of The Universe Origins figure and a Dazzler Funko.
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The thing about Liverpool is… it’s quite camp. Not even in just a gay way. Just, like, Camp.

Good for Liverpool.
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Almost tried black pudding today. But chickened out. The texture… the smell… it’s a no for me.
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Guess we’re not getting that First Wives Club sequel then. 😔
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Me. Eddie Izzard. Liverpool. Bosh!
Me in front of the tour poster all lit up The Liverpool Everyman playhouse theatre with loads of neon lights and the… metro fm?… tower behind Eddie Izzard taking her bows after hamlet
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Liverpool except it’s all about me.
Me with Cilla Black Me with a portrait of PAUL McCartney
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But… I thought I was unique!

I’d bake fresh cakes every morning…
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Wednesday: 💩💩💩💩💩
Thursday:
Friday: 💩💩💩

My body is cursed. Broken. Wrong.

#TMI