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Pestilence (2️⃣⚫⚫)

At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment.
⚫: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
Goblin Dark-Dwellers (3️⃣🔴🔴)

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
When this creature enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard
"A figure is moved on a map, and the tide of war changes."

War Room

Tap: Add {C}.
3️⃣, Tap, Pay life equal to the number of colors in your commanders' color identity: Draw a card.
"At least this one still has arms and legs. Well, most of its legs."
—Enslow, ghoulcaller of Nephalia

Diregraf Ghoul (⚫)

This creature enters tapped.
"Let's go somewhere no calamity can follow."
—Otho Darkclaw, reformed river pirate

Chart a Course (1️⃣🔵)

Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless you attacked this turn.
"Weighing in at a combined thirteen thousand pounds and two ounces."

Tusk and Whiskers (3️⃣🟢⚪)

Whenever you put an ability sticker on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
2️⃣🟢⚪, Tap: You get {TK}. You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
"For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside."

Pacifism (1️⃣⚪)

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
"In ages past, bargains were struck and promises were made. Now we must collect on our debt. Begin the hymns."
—Moruul, Khalni druid

Khalni Hydra (🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢)

This spell costs 🟢 less to cast for each green creature you control.
Trample
"War... war never changes."

Casualties of War (2️⃣⚫⚫🟢🟢)

Choose one or more —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target creature.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Destroy target land.
• Destroy target planeswalker.
"What has neither mouth nor throat, yet swallows captain, crew, and boat?"
—Sphinx's riddle

Sea God's Revenge (5️⃣🔵)

Return up to three target creatures your opponents control to their owners' hands. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Selesnya Sanctuary

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
Tap: Add 🟢⚪.
"In the end, the lights fade, the land withers, and only the dead and vile remain."

Kindred Dominance (5️⃣⚫⚫)

Choose a creature type. Destroy all creatures that aren't of the chosen type.
"Emphatic words with powerful gestures. Clearly this was playtime."

Rambunctious Mutt (3️⃣⚪⚪)

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
Circle of Confinement (1️⃣⚪)

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or less until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
Whenever an opponent casts a Vampire spell with the same name as a card exiled with this enchantment, you gain 2 life.
"Every branch a crossroads, every vine a swift steed."

Wood Elves (2️⃣🟢)

When this creature enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
"Looks like we're completely outnumbered."
"Lucky for us. I thought we'd be bored."

Marisi's Twinclaws (2️⃣{R/W}🟢)

Double strike
"Hurkyl's research at the College of Lat-Nam wasn't enough to stop the two brothers, but for centuries thereafter her spellcraft taught artificers restraint."

Hurkyl's Recall (1️⃣🔵)

Return all artifacts target player owns to their hand.
"Gotcha."

Voldaren Ambusher (2️⃣🔴)

When this creature enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, it deals X damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker, where X is the number of Vampires you control.
Nevinyrral's Disk (4️⃣)

This artifact enters tapped.
1️⃣, Tap: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.
"The highway of fear is the shortest route to defeat."

Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore (4️⃣⚫)

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
This creature can't be blocked except by Walls.
"The two heads occasionally disagree on trivial matters like who to eat first."

Twinflame Tyrant (3️⃣🔴🔴)

Flying
If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage instead.
"The sea has many secrets, but some are too big to be kept."

Benthic Behemoth (5️⃣🔵🔵🔵)

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)
Blessed Sanctuary (3️⃣⚪⚪)

Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to you and creatures you control.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, create a 2/2 white Unicorn creature token.
"How could you not hear it approach? It's a hippo!"
—Argivian commander

Bull Hippo (3️⃣🟢)

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)
"All you gotta do is panic with purpose. And plead your innocence with purpose. And have your mom bail you out with purpose."

Busted! (1️⃣🔵)

Counter target spell unless its controller pays ✖️, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.