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Nevinyrral's Disk (4️⃣)

This artifact enters tapped.
1️⃣, Tap: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.
"The highway of fear is the shortest route to defeat."

Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore (4️⃣⚫)

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
This creature can't be blocked except by Walls.
"The two heads occasionally disagree on trivial matters like who to eat first."

Twinflame Tyrant (3️⃣🔴🔴)

Flying
If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage instead.
"The sea has many secrets, but some are too big to be kept."

Benthic Behemoth (5️⃣🔵🔵🔵)

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)
Blessed Sanctuary (3️⃣⚪⚪)

Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to you and creatures you control.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, create a 2/2 white Unicorn creature token.
"How could you not hear it approach? It's a hippo!"
—Argivian commander

Bull Hippo (3️⃣🟢)

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)
"All you gotta do is panic with purpose. And plead your innocence with purpose. And have your mom bail you out with purpose."

Busted! (1️⃣🔵)

Counter target spell unless its controller pays ✖️, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.
"This is the Window of the Sunset, fairest of all the falls of Ithilien, land of many fountains."
—Faramir

Reflecting Pool

Tap: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.
"Their flesh is as sodden as the fens in which they live, oozing to fill any wound and squishing to absorb any blow."

Sedge Sliver (2️⃣🔴)

All Sliver creatures have "This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Swamp."
All Slivers have "⚫: Regenerate this permanent." (The next time it woul
"You held fire in your hand, old man. It should have been destroyed."
—Altair Ibn-La'Ahad

Mortify (1️⃣⚪⚫)

Destroy target creature or enchantment.
"Llanowar remembers the Ice Age, the Phyrexian Invasion, and the Rift Era. So long as we draw breath, we will ensure such disasters never threaten our world again."

Llanowar Tribe (🟢🟢🟢)

Tap: Add 🟢🟢🟢.
Syr Armont, the Redeemer (3️⃣🟢⚪)

When Syr Armont enters, create a Monster Role token attached to another target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.)
Enchanted creatures you control get +1/+1.
"Tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today."

Ponder (🔵)

Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle.
Draw a card.
"Holy places are no longer sanctuary from death, and death is no longer sanctuary from anything."
—Thalia, Knight-Cathar

Blasphemous Act (8️⃣🔴)

This spell costs 1️⃣ less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.
"Take the bridge, men! Victory! Victory is ou— Retreat! RETREAT!"

Killer Instinct (4️⃣🔴🟢)

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of th
"Soulless demon, you are bound to me. Now we will both dwell in oblivion."

Peel from Reality (1️⃣🔵)

Return target creature you control and target creature you don't control to their owners' hands.
"The desert is a voracious beast, devouring both flesh and stone."

Abrade (1️⃣🔴)

Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.
"Gary!"

Gary Clone (1️⃣⚪)

Squad 2️⃣ (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay 2️⃣ any number of times. When this creature enters, create that many tokens that are copies of it.)
Whenever this creature attacks, each creature you control named Gary Clone gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Windrider Patrol (3️⃣🔵🔵)

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
Fanning the Flames (✖️🔴🔴)

Buyback 3️⃣ (You may pay an additional 3️⃣ as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.)
Fanning the Flames deals X damage to any target.
"On Naya, ambition and treachery are scarce, hunted nearly to extinction by the awe owed to terrestrial gods."

Jungle Shrine

This land enters tapped.
Tap: Add 🔴, 🟢, or ⚪.
Twilight Prophet (2️⃣⚫⚫)

Flying
Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have the city's blessing, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. Each opponent loses X life and y
"A blisterpod's corpse is a scion's cradle."

Blisterpod (🟢)

Devoid (This card has no color.)
When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
Bloodletter Quill (3️⃣)

2️⃣, Tap, Put a blood counter on this artifact: Draw a card, then you lose 1 life for each blood counter on this artifact.
🔵⚫: Remove a blood counter from this artifact.
"Drakes embody the worst of Ravnica: great potential, twisted by selfishness and greed."
—Razia

Tattered Drake (4️⃣🔵)

Flying
⚫: Regenerate this creature.