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Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️

@rdrpharmacist.bsky.social

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#PharmSky Wearing a serious adult costume most of the time; probably not fooling anyone.

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Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · Dec 3

If I don’t follow you back it’s because I just didn’t have time to look at your skeets. (Too many conflagrations on the bird site about “you have a problematic mutual so you’re terrible!!!” I find that requirement so tiring.)

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Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 8h

When she’s pissed about something it comes out EXACTLY like “middle aged mom super annoyed by teenagers”

Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 8h

Kathy is not happy with you young men. #MomSwears

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h

Q: Politico reported on a group chat of young Republicans. Does this just reflect some bad apples?

HOCHUL: Some bad apples? These are the future of the GOP. This is so vile it's hard to find the words to put into context ... there's gotta be consequences ... this bullshit has to stop.

Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 10h

The norovirus ones always get all the press

Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 10h

I suppose I should have used the phrase “homegrown” instead of “diy” to make that joke 🤣

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Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 11h

There’s a waitlist! (How long is the waitlist, could you perhaps DIY it before the product is ready to ship?)

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Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 11h

Norovirus where you at

Jim Swift @jimswift.bsky.social · 12h

🚢🚢🚢🚢

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 19h

Spooky bird stories. Last year's Halloween comic.

A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??"
In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!".
In panel 3, a screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!".
In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".

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Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 13h

I just have Minor Fall Snot and I swear I could eat the state of Rhode Island right now

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Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 13h

I just prefer coffee as a beverage 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 13h

Same thought here, plus if something gets misaligned you’d have to deal with condiment spillage

Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 13h

Why, when I catch any kind of cold, does it make me want to eat nonstop?!

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Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 13h

Omg I used to hang out at that library in middle school 😍

Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 14h

Just “grocery witch” works for me

Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 1d

Literally immediately after quitting on MNF: this!

Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 1d

Hahahaha at that “what the fuck just happened?!” out of the Brewers outfielder

Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 1d

lol @ “DC IT”

Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 1d

(finishes elaborate manicure, turns on Monday Night Football)

(recoils)

(switches to Brewers/Dodgers)

Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 1d

88 years after sulfanilamide…

Swapnil Hiremath 🍁🇨🇦 @hswapnil.medsky.social · 1d

Now WHO warns of these cough syrups

www.reuters.com/business/hea...

#DiEthyleneGlycol

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Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 1d

We don’t learn new ones but the old ones don’t go away. I wish I could delete old boyfriends’ phone numbers to make room for stuff like “why did I open the fridge”

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Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 1d

The spam texts about “your car payment was not received!” just make me laugh.

Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 1d

NYC so we’re probably not in the top 20% locally, but definitely nationally, and I also spend more money on coffee and food than anything else.

Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 1d

I could dial my childhood best friend’s number right this moment.

Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 1d

a man stands in front of a sign that says " united leadership for a stronger america "

Alt: Jeb Bush at a 2016 presidential primary campaign event asking an audience to “please clap.”

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Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 1d

Rates were so crappy 2+ years ago that we took a chunk out of our savings to buy outright instead of financing. (We also plan to drive it until it dies, and it’s a Civic, so it may outlive the planet)

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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 1d

The truth about the administration’s threat federal employees won’t get paid when shutdown ends. joycevance.substack.com/p/the-week-a...

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