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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 4h

Happy Boxing They! :-D

@tmbg.bsky.social @tmbw.net

Selfie of RM3 and Zeke Rat. RM3 has THEY written on her forehead with a box drawn around the letters. She's wearing sunglasses inside the house and looks super cool. Zeke is staring at the window, outside of which it's absolutely chucking it down and so we can't go out. :-(

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 22h

This Is Fascism

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 5h

Phreeow!

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 22h

TMBG. It's dot com!

They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 3d

tmbg dot commm

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 1d

Beach beach beach!!

Guess who (a) forgot her sunglasses (2) can't take a snap w a horizontal horizon 😅

~Point Pleasant, NJ @teedeekay.bsky.social

RM3 & TDK onna beach. RM3 has THEY written across her forehead. TDK had the sense to not only bring but also wear a hat and sunglasses. The sand is coarse but nice. The sea is green with lots of breakers.

Landscape snap of the beach and ocean. Green water, frothy white waves breaking on the shore, a few well behaved sea gulls. ... ... ... I know!! Well behaved, I tell you!! Maybe they were decoys.

Beach beach beach! Another landscape snap. See previous description. Also, yeah I could have edited the snap to straighten out that horizon a tad but I thought it would be funnier if I just left it.

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 1d

Happy They Day!! 💀

@tmbg.bsky.social @tmbw.net @teedeekay.bsky.social

RM3 and Zeke Rat and TDK and Ribit Frog pose for a selfie. RM3 & TDK have THEY written on their foreheads because HUGE TMBG NERDS

(Duh!)

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 4d

Thanks!

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 5d

This is the part now where I tell you that I love you and you're a good rat. 💙✌🏻 You, dear reader. Yes you! Lookin' right at ya.

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 5d

This flight is seriously unfull and the flight attendant let us spread out. !! Zzzzzz

We have a middle row of three all to ourselves. !!!! Lucky rats!!!!!

Zeke sits in my neck pillow w the seatbelt across bc he is a safety conscious rat. Good rat Zeke!! All love.

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 5d

We are off on moar wild & crazy adventures!

...™ 😆✌🏻

Selfie of RM3 w Zeke Rat on her shoulder. We're sitting in an airplane seat and I'm holding up a United Airlines trading card. Did you know United gives out trading cards? You have to specifically ask, and it's the pilots who have them.

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 5d

May all your amours fail to be mundane

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 5d

according to Genesis, the angels indeed consorted with the daughters of men, the devils also, add the uncanonical Rabbins, indulged in mundane amours

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Billy Bragg @billybragg.bsky.social · 7d

Free stickers suitable for flag-bearing lampposts. Send a large A4 envelope with a 1st class large stamp to me at Bragg Office, PO Box 6830 Bridport DT6 9BH and I’ll send you a sheet. #ReclaimtheFlag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 6d

This is painful.

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KMSU Radio @kmsumaverick.bsky.social · 6d

THE FALL PLEDGE DRIVE IS COMING! Wednesday, October 22 is the first day of the pledge drive and we hope to hear from you! We have lots of great swag available as a thank you when you pledge, as well as lots of special programming. Halloween Polka Til You Puke, anyone? Follow kmsu.org for more info!

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 6d

"States' rights" used to be a dogwhistle for white supremacy. The next civil war will happen when the progressive and sane states vote to secede from the union.

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 6d

I keep thinking about how the pro-being-a-terrible-person-and-terrible-citizen people whined so damned hard over "states' rights" when it came to things like the Civil Rights Act but now that they're in charge, they're demanding that states ass-kiss and kowtow.

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 6d

(was that a Meet the Parents voice?)

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 6d

Comedy = tragedy + time

Scarborough Fair = parsley, sage, rosemary + thyme

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 6d

Oh gods! :-( ..... just saw a tweet from WA State's governor (my home state) that some asshole broke into the legislative bldg last night and damaged a bunch of stuff. :-( :-( 😡

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 6d

I was unfamiliar w this. Ta! ✌🏻

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 6d

Whoa, your head's on fire

CNBC @cnbc.com · 7d

To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.

Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert

When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 7d

“No thanks! I have rabies.”

There, saved ya a click 😘

CNBC @cnbc.com · 7d

To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.

Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert

When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.

cnb.cx

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 8d

The alt text 😂

gods damn it, popsicle sticks! be perpendicular!

Wil Wheaton @wilwheaton.net · 8d

If you can hear this image, it's probably time to schedule your colonoscopy. If you can sing the whole song, it's also time to get your shingles vaccine.

Time for Timer on a red background. Next to him, the phrase "When my get-up-and-go has got up and went, I hanker for a Hunk O' Cheese!"

He looks at you with this blank stare, daring you to tell him you tried to make sunshine on a stick in the freezer but the toothpicks never stayed up straight. He knows you won't say anything because you're embarrassed. You know he knows. He knows that you know that he knows. And yet, he just stands there, hankering for a hunk o' cheese like it isn't fucking impossible to get plastic wrap to stay taught on an ice cube tray.

You want to ask him for a wagon wheel, from his stacks of snacks, but you can't bring yourself to say the words, because now you, too, are hankering, hankering for the last hunk-o-cheese, and you both know you'll have to fight for it.

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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · May 16

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows:

Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A!
I ate a hamburger and said hooray!
Maybe it will happen today!

The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background.

You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

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RealityMinor3rd & The Sneak 🎃 @realityminus3.bsky.social · 8d

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
HL: That's not much of a crime.
B: Through the Vatican?
HL: Kinkyyyy. Sign here.

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