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reallynotmichael.bsky.social
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@reallynotmichael.bsky.social
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"Fortune smiles upon this meeting - for I has wares, if you have coin."
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MetzMan🌈 @metzman.bsky.social · Sep 28
Had to.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 1d
same
heitorzilla.bsky.social Heitor @heitorzilla.bsky.social · Sep 28
Alien, 1979. (Directed by Ridley Scott)
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 1d
cody and may, the parents from takes two are absolutely wrong for what they did to her majesty the elephant queen and honestly I hope this game ends with rose being adopted by a nice aunt or something.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 1d
also watched alien (1979) last night and im sad to report it was not the unedited sigourney weaver full bush edition :(
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 2d
watching killer klowns from outerspace to wind down
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 4d
delicious truly
climatenews.bsky.social Climate News @climatenews.bsky.social · 4d
He used to be Climate Minister, now likely Prime Minister of The Netherlands
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 4d
the last 7 years have not been treating Lily Allen well apparently.
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Adam Gorham @adamgorham.bsky.social · 8d
Labubu
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 8d
@clownmf.bsky.social and jules mcnewls
fifthangelramiel.bsky.social Ramiel 🔷 @fifthangelramiel.bsky.social · 8d
I have a confession….

I go on r/bald even though I’m not bald 😔

It’s lowkey wholesome
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 8d
love seeing this man smile
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 8d
found @basaljones.bsky.social asleep on a broken couch, in an eggplant dress, next to an open pack of hotdogs and a red solo cup full of ketchup this morning.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 9d
It was their mistake - no work was done and pizza was consumed.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 10d
all assistants in one office, no managers or advisors, on a FRIDAY?! oh they fucked up.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 10d
my car windows where frosted up this morning - its coming....
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 10d
like - if making stuffed french toast gets me morning head everytime im sold.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 10d
i have a chicken tender and mac'n'cheese boyfriend and whenever I make him food that's not made for a 5 year old he showers me in praise for DAYS.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 14d
ty dom master bryant
reallynotmichael.bsky.social Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 19d
Just one more follower till I hit 100!

(I hope its another porn laiden bot account - thats the community I'm building here)
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 15d
a theological study live skeet
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 15d
w/ @islandr.bsky.social
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 15d
simultaneous streaming dragon slayer 1 in osrs with my roomate to fulfill my childhood dream of beating elvarg (also for a gifted membership)
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 17d
off to a great start! Happy Friday.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 19d
9/10 - perfect 10 could've been achieved with a Meghan x Amelia 'All The Things She Said' by t.A.T.u. music video spoof at the end.
reallynotmichael.bsky.social Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 19d
Meghan 2 is CUNT!!!
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 19d
full house but about mid to late 20 year old pot heads still in college.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 19d
i live in a 3 story apartment/home and every unit contains my closest friends - type shit they'd make a 90s sitcom about.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 19d
fuck, me too! i inhaled them hoes, gone too soon 🤧 lol
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