Zapp Brannigan™️
@realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net
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I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan™️ at your service. I thought I was incompetent, but this Trump guy beat me. We are not going back, we're going to the year 3000. Proud Earthican who is currently orbiting the Chicago airspace.
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Bro has started a movement with his art

Fucking hyped
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realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net
Para siempre viva México camarada 🇲🇽💚🤍❤️🇲🇽
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joncooper-us.bsky.social
Cartoon by @johnbuss.bsky.social.

The TIME Magazine cover Trump hates.
realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net
Hell yeah he makes some solid ass shit.

Flags are made in Mexico too
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thoreau.bsky.social
oof. i regret to inform you that "President" Trump's peace deal seems not to have held ...

thehill.com/policy/inter...
thehill.com
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lynnf.bsky.social
50501movement.bsky.social
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.
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lynnf.bsky.social
cwebbonline.com
You need to see this:

“The show of force is the point. They want these images to be out…The Department of Homeland Security is walking around Chicago with a film crew.” @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social
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browneyegirlhi.bsky.social
I love this so much. ❤️‍🔥

@realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net
@docbuglove.smokefleet.net

Can you tell my virtual hubby, I miss him, very much Please!? 👸🔥🌋🔥

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. Love ya, much, m'braddahs. 🫂❤️
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realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net
Sorry folks been busy with things on the home front lately.

Excited for the 18th tho
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niftyfiftythe.bsky.social
Well THIS IS AGING VERY WELL THANKS TO "TARIFF MAN" and on Thurs decided to add another $75K and make it a full $150k Short. Not many days when you can get a ass whipping like this. Target still remains 6000. IF THE WHEELS COME OFF WE COULD SEE 5800. BEFORE OCT ENDS!
niftyfiftythe.bsky.social
$SPX Dailies. I have been patiently waiting for an interim top and 2nd 10% correction before a FINAL FLING to 7300 into 2026. The 2nd Fan line was breached nine (9) trading days ago and now is acting as resistance. ADDING TO PILOT SHORT POSITION $25K more for $75K Total at the close. Target 6000
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fermiparasocks.bsky.social
Until fascism is over I’m fine with cheating
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fermiparasocks.bsky.social
I can’t believe renaming the department of defense to the department of war didn’t work
realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net
How much ketchup you think is on the wall of the white house rn
realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net
He also has no brain or semblance of humility
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atrupar.com
Pritzker: "He said he was going after the worst of the worst. It's not going after the worst of the worst when you're just literally stopping children who happen to be brown & asking them for papers as if they're gonna have proof they're a citizen. Pull out your phones and film everything you see"
realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net
But not officially though. She needs to nail in the messaging with everyone else in the party.

We need to resist like it's 1965.