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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 21h

I know it was at a media day event and not an in game interview, but I’d love to see more people take the Marshawn Lynch approach and say they’re just here so they don’t get fined.

Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 21h

You beat me to it.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING NEWS: Eric Trump devastated to learn his favorite box of crayons was not removed from the East Wing before demolition began.

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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 1d

He attacked me because I was apparently taking away his first amendment rights by asking him to either be civil or move on. I was firm but wouldn’t engage with his argument that “liberals are the real fascists.” Still pretty proud of myself!

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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 1d

Legit was repeatedly called “little girl” by a counter protester at my local rally when I stepped in to stop him from harassing another person. I am 45 years old. 😆 When I didn’t react to little girl, he tried snowflake and I couldn’t stifle the laughter.

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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 2d

I’m excited to be tied with McDavid so far this season.

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 2d

John Fetterman is so disappointing people are calling him “rise of skywalker”

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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 5d

Attended my small, ruby red town’s no kings rally today and I was pleasantly surprised at the crowd size. People really showed up in an area where it’s not easy to do.

Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 5d

I was down on the boulevard. I was very excited by the turnout.

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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 10d

Same. As soon as I turned 40 I stopped being carded like I had immediately turned to dust.

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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 12d

Does anyone else ever feel cold inside their bones and not just on their skin? The temperature dropped and I’ve felt like my marrow is frozen ever since.

Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 12d

So incredibly proud of my son. His marching band brought home all first place finishes after this long competition weekend. I love that he loves music as much as I do.

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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 13d

Poor Ned 🤦

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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 13d

I can’t get the shampoo to my scalp because my hair is too thick. It’s so stupid.

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Brian Rosenworcel @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social · 13d

Republicans are like:

“Trump’s mugshot is gangster and will win him the thug vote”

And also…

“They should replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood at the Superbowl”

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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 16d

While everyone else calls them Gravy Seals, I think I’ll start using Skidmark Seals.

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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 18d

But! I am very excited that my favorite season begins this week. Let’s go, Pens! Hockey brings me great joy even when my team is mediocre.

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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 18d

Tired of always losing at least one day per weekend due to migraines. Usually it’s Saturdays but this week it was Sunday. Now I have to go to work with the postdrome hangover feeling. Fuck anyone who doesn’t take migraine disease seriously.

Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 20d

Desperately need a haircut but I need a new stylist and I’m pretty sure I’d rather just shave my head than try to find someone who knows how to deal with my massive amount of hair.

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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 21d

The end of due process for immigrants is the end of due process for citizens.

Few understand this.

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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 22d

I vote for an atomic wedgie.

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 22d

If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 23d

Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.

Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.

Everyone: Okay.

Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.

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NPR @npr.org · 23d

Today marks the first day in public media’s history without federal funding. And we’re not going anywhere.

Listeners like you keep our mission alive. Protect one of the last places where America comes together to hear itself.

Stand with us today. Donate at this link: n.pr/46wamAj

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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 23d

A piece of litter left behind on the asphalt. It’s a small piece of cardboard that reads “CRY” in bright pink letters.