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@rekdt.com

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// security anarchist // ex cybersecurity at aws, wn, else // defcon red team village & social engineering community daemon // take bsky sincerely at your own risk // https://linktr.ee/rekdt

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 21d

Everyone is freaking about the new $100k H1B rule but this doesn’t affect me and my teams because I only hire Americans (who work out of DPRK)

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 2d

Me watching an exploit presentation knowing I can run calc.exe locally anytime I want

a man wearing a headset is sitting in front of a crowd at a wrestling event .

ALT: a man wearing a headset is sitting in front of a crowd at a wrestling event .

media.tenor.com

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 1d

Security Human Awareness Month (SHAM) feat @extrafabulous.bsky.social

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 10h

Random person: Hey, I’d like to pick your brain

Me: Great!

*start pulling my lobotomy kit out of my bag*

*Rando starts asking various questions*

*sadly put my lobotomy kit back in my bag*

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 1d

Security Human Awareness Month (SHAM) feat @extrafabulous.bsky.social

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 2d

Behind the Clock sounds like he’s channeling David Bowie - Cat People

Love it

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 2d

a man walking down a dirt road with the words on my way written on the side

ALT: a man walking down a dirt road with the words on my way written on the side

media.tenor.com

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 2d

Me watching an exploit presentation knowing I can run calc.exe locally anytime I want

a man wearing a headset is sitting in front of a crowd at a wrestling event .

ALT: a man wearing a headset is sitting in front of a crowd at a wrestling event .

media.tenor.com

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 2d

Are you in charge of writing Cybersecurity incident reports and need to spice up the language so the report isn’t so boring??

Try this, instead of saying we suffered a breach due to the compromise of a 3rd party:

> we got fucked in the aaS

Follow me for more pro writing tips

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 13d

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 21d

Everyone is freaking about the new $100k H1B rule but this doesn’t affect me and my teams because I only hire Americans (who work out of DPRK)

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 19d

Ugh, every**

rekdt @rekdt.com · 19d

Unfortunately Windows doesn’t include a defrag option anymore so it’s important to set your computer on its side for a couple hours ever week so all the data can filter to one side of your hard drive

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 21d

Everyone is freaking about the new $100k H1B rule but this doesn’t affect me and my teams because I only hire Americans (who work out of DPRK)

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 23d

Parody’s nuts

rekdt @rekdt.com · 23d

Many people aren’t aware these guys started in a local group called Parody

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 23d

HOLY FUCK.

Department of Justice nabbed one of the Scattered Spider guys. They got him on 120 counts of computer intrusions.

He's facing over 95 years in prison. I've NEVER seen a cyber crime charge this high.

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 24d

>call in the fedaykin, we circle it with lasgun EDR
>finally it goes down, watch the worm writhe and decompile
>harvest the water of life IOCs for the reverend mother CISO
>another day in the desert, anon
>tfw no fremen waifu
>pic related, it's my stilltent with neon lights and cat ears setup

rekdt @rekdt.com · 24d

>grab my IDA Pro maker hooks and head out into the dune sea of packages
>wormsign with polymorphic payload
>hook it mid-burrow, force a memdump to expose the weak spot
>worm has god-level evasion, muad'dib would've been proud if it wasn't trying to pwn my sietch sandbox

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 24d

>be me, fremen infosec warrior on arrakis dot net
> stillsuit upgraded w/ RGB lights & anime stickers, patched with latest spiceOS update, slide my PE-Bear crysknife into my belt
>set my npm thumper to call worm variant inbound
>not your grandma's shai-hulud, this one's the largest I’ve ever seen

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 26d

Twitter users on the Proton response:

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 29d

Grobers (Josh Groban fans) having to do a lot of explaining today

rekdt @rekdt.com · 29d

Setting up a new personal laptop today and FYI, you can still bypass the annoying Windows 11 Microsoft account requirement at setup by:

> get to Microsoft account login prompt
> hit Shift + F10
> type: start ms-cxh:localonly
> create local account
> ???
> profit

rekdt @rekdt.com · Sep 11

Woke up and still no Spotify Lossless

Literally 9/11

rekdt @rekdt.com · Sep 10

Charlie Kirk being killed rocked me. Gun violence is rampant in the US and anyone can be killed anytime

Charlie strongly believed you need to defend yourself and if you want to defeat your enemies, the best thing you can do is arm yourself with my undefeated B2B sales techniques

rekdt @rekdt.com · Sep 7

Friendly reminder you don’t need to bother learning how to read because with a CISSP you’re guaranteed a job in Cybersecurity

rekdt @rekdt.com · Sep 7

Lifting heavy weights so I stay beefy just in case they make me CISO and I go to jail

It’s called threat modeling, ever heard of it??

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