rekdt
@rekdt.com
// sr cybersec leader megacorp usa
// ex big tech, else
// unethical hacker
// malware de(v)generate
// take bsky sincerely at your own risk
// https://linktr.ee/rekdt
// ex big tech, else
// unethical hacker
// malware de(v)generate
// take bsky sincerely at your own risk
// https://linktr.ee/rekdt
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rekdt
@rekdt.com
· Nov 21
People asking me about reversing malware
Nah, I do the opposite
Forward malware
Nah, I do the opposite
Forward malware
Why I Left Linus Media Group.
It mostly came down to disparity
1/n
It mostly came down to disparity
1/n
February 6, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Why I Left Linus Media Group.
It mostly came down to disparity
1/n
It mostly came down to disparity
1/n
Interviewer: And what would you say is your greatest weakness?
Me: Sometimes I give short and vague answers to stupid questions
Me: Sometimes I give short and vague answers to stupid questions
February 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Interviewer: And what would you say is your greatest weakness?
Me: Sometimes I give short and vague answers to stupid questions
Me: Sometimes I give short and vague answers to stupid questions
My kid came into my office and showed me a toy leopard but called it a cheetah
I spent the next 10 min explaining the differences between their characteristics and showing pictures of each
Then my kid says ok, well I’m naming this leopard “cheetah”
I spent the next 10 min explaining the differences between their characteristics and showing pictures of each
Then my kid says ok, well I’m naming this leopard “cheetah”
February 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
My kid came into my office and showed me a toy leopard but called it a cheetah
I spent the next 10 min explaining the differences between their characteristics and showing pictures of each
Then my kid says ok, well I’m naming this leopard “cheetah”
I spent the next 10 min explaining the differences between their characteristics and showing pictures of each
Then my kid says ok, well I’m naming this leopard “cheetah”
Can’t wait to display my trophy
January 26, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Can’t wait to display my trophy
Ngl, if it was my job to manage security keys, I would kms
January 17, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Ngl, if it was my job to manage security keys, I would kms
Behold, my newest marketing masterpiece
January 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Behold, my newest marketing masterpiece
Hear me out:
Linux subsystem for Windows
Linux subsystem for Windows
January 11, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Hear me out:
Linux subsystem for Windows
Linux subsystem for Windows
The Spotify team came together to brainstorm the best possible way to protect themselves against scraping all the songs and you’re not going to believe this but the solution is the ~14th consecutive price hike this year
January 3, 2026 at 1:27 AM
The Spotify team came together to brainstorm the best possible way to protect themselves against scraping all the songs and you’re not going to believe this but the solution is the ~14th consecutive price hike this year
The Spotify team came together to brainstorm the best possible way to protect themselves against scraping all the songs and you’re not going to believe this but the solution is the ~14th consecutive price hike this year
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The Spotify team came together to brainstorm the best possible way to protect themselves against scraping all the songs and you’re not going to believe this but the solution is the ~14th consecutive price hike this year
After more than 1000 videos into my research of the P*rnHub breach and not finding anything valuable, I’m beginning to think my keywords may not be helping
I’ve tried:
>privacy
>violated
>backdoor
>brute force
>stuffing (creds)
>exploited
>man in the middle
>payload
I’ve tried:
>privacy
>violated
>backdoor
>brute force
>stuffing (creds)
>exploited
>man in the middle
>payload
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
After more than 1000 videos into my research of the P*rnHub breach and not finding anything valuable, I’m beginning to think my keywords may not be helping
I’ve tried:
>privacy
>violated
>backdoor
>brute force
>stuffing (creds)
>exploited
>man in the middle
>payload
I’ve tried:
>privacy
>violated
>backdoor
>brute force
>stuffing (creds)
>exploited
>man in the middle
>payload
Wife: nice, you’re on pornhub doing research on their breach?
Me: there was a pornhub breach??
Me: there was a pornhub breach??
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Wife: nice, you’re on pornhub doing research on their breach?
Me: there was a pornhub breach??
Me: there was a pornhub breach??
My CISO asking how patching for React2Shell is going and I tell him I don't react, I only respond
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My CISO asking how patching for React2Shell is going and I tell him I don't react, I only respond
Drafting a Disaster Recovery doc no one will read until all hell breaks loose:
Well well well, look who should have listened to rekdt. No need to take the time to ponder the mistakes which led you here, I’ll be scheduling time to remind you soon. Hopefully you learn this time…
Well well well, look who should have listened to rekdt. No need to take the time to ponder the mistakes which led you here, I’ll be scheduling time to remind you soon. Hopefully you learn this time…
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Drafting a Disaster Recovery doc no one will read until all hell breaks loose:
Well well well, look who should have listened to rekdt. No need to take the time to ponder the mistakes which led you here, I’ll be scheduling time to remind you soon. Hopefully you learn this time…
Well well well, look who should have listened to rekdt. No need to take the time to ponder the mistakes which led you here, I’ll be scheduling time to remind you soon. Hopefully you learn this time…
Reposted by rekdt
What did Spotify Wrapped mean by this??
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
What did Spotify Wrapped mean by this??
What did Spotify Wrapped mean by this??
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
What did Spotify Wrapped mean by this??
My wife asked me why I carry a .44 Magnum revolver in the house
I looked at her and said “I don’t trust appliances with AI”
She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, and I shot the toaster
It was a good time
I looked at her and said “I don’t trust appliances with AI”
She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, and I shot the toaster
It was a good time
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My wife asked me why I carry a .44 Magnum revolver in the house
I looked at her and said “I don’t trust appliances with AI”
She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, and I shot the toaster
It was a good time
I looked at her and said “I don’t trust appliances with AI”
She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, and I shot the toaster
It was a good time
Get in losers, we’re fucking with Palantir on bird app just for the love of the game
x.com/rekdt/status...
x.com/rekdt/status...
rekdt on X: "FYI: if you have an Oura ring, you're giving your health data to Palantir" / X
FYI: if you have an Oura ring, you're giving your health data to Palantir
x.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Get in losers, we’re fucking with Palantir on bird app just for the love of the game
x.com/rekdt/status...
x.com/rekdt/status...
As a malware de(v)generate, love to see the decisions MSFT is making with Windows:
>400m PCs not able to upgrade to Win11
>Only Win11 PCs getting security patches
>users of many PCs not computer-literate
It's the golden age of Windows malware, go into debt if you have to
>400m PCs not able to upgrade to Win11
>Only Win11 PCs getting security patches
>users of many PCs not computer-literate
It's the golden age of Windows malware, go into debt if you have to
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
As a malware de(v)generate, love to see the decisions MSFT is making with Windows:
>400m PCs not able to upgrade to Win11
>Only Win11 PCs getting security patches
>users of many PCs not computer-literate
It's the golden age of Windows malware, go into debt if you have to
>400m PCs not able to upgrade to Win11
>Only Win11 PCs getting security patches
>users of many PCs not computer-literate
It's the golden age of Windows malware, go into debt if you have to
People asking me about reversing malware
Nah, I do the opposite
Forward malware
Nah, I do the opposite
Forward malware
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
People asking me about reversing malware
Nah, I do the opposite
Forward malware
Nah, I do the opposite
Forward malware
Introducing from rekdtcorp: it's the Omarchy Linux Pro certification
You just sit in a chair and your wife's lover configures Linux for you
Apply now at cucklinux.com
You just sit in a chair and your wife's lover configures Linux for you
Apply now at cucklinux.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Introducing from rekdtcorp: it's the Omarchy Linux Pro certification
You just sit in a chair and your wife's lover configures Linux for you
Apply now at cucklinux.com
You just sit in a chair and your wife's lover configures Linux for you
Apply now at cucklinux.com
Wow, fired after only one day at Cloudflare
Taking a bit of time while I look for a new job vibecoding DNS to IPv6
HMU if you need someone to move fast and break things
Taking a bit of time while I look for a new job vibecoding DNS to IPv6
HMU if you need someone to move fast and break things
After getting fired from ungrateful AWS and ungrateful Azure for their outages allegedly due to my vibecoded DNS to IPv6, happy to announce my first day at Cloudflare
Cloudflare recognizes the value of vibe coding and I just force pushed my first 1m changes
Now off to coffee
Cloudflare recognizes the value of vibe coding and I just force pushed my first 1m changes
Now off to coffee
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Wow, fired after only one day at Cloudflare
Taking a bit of time while I look for a new job vibecoding DNS to IPv6
HMU if you need someone to move fast and break things
Taking a bit of time while I look for a new job vibecoding DNS to IPv6
HMU if you need someone to move fast and break things
Responding to your basic question with a link to the documentation I bothered to write on the topic:
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Responding to your basic question with a link to the documentation I bothered to write on the topic:
Reposted by rekdt
Can't believe this is real but I guess I'll be watching @rekdt.com lol
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Can't believe this is real but I guess I'll be watching @rekdt.com lol