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Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Oct 1

I pledge no allegiance to our flag, of the divided states of Amerikkka. And to the republic, for which has failed, one nation, under whatever God you choose, divisible, with liberty and justice for none.

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Sep 27

I like how dogs have a metronome attached to their butts that measures their happiness.

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Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Sep 25

Funny then, extra funny now.

"An escalator can never break..." 🎤: Mitch Hedberg #shorts

YouTube video by Comedy Central Stand-Up

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Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Sep 13

It’s super weird finding out on Facebook that a lot of your friends for literal decades are suddenly super religious.

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Sep 7

I am so genuinely curious to how maga will respond when Vance takes over the presidency. Like what will that episode look like in this reality show we call America?

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Sep 7

You realize he is currently “burning it all down” because he knows he’s dying any second now. Tick tock you melting hippo.

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Sep 6

Any autistic child I’ve ever had in my regular ed math classroom have not only been my favorite humans, but are 100% smarter than me. That’s all.

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Sep 4

So when the timeline gets back on track, we all agree to pass a new law that restricts a felon or suspected rapist or racist or facist or narcissist or sociopath or traitor or liar or cheater or melting hippo from being president…RIGHT?!

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Sep 1

Over yonder on threads…

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Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Aug 31

Remember during the campaign when JD would try to do a press conference or lil rally and like 12 people would show up and it was awk as fuk? That’s how his presidency will be. Nobody pays no mind to that pud.

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Aug 31

What’s happening on Twitter? Are all the MAGA congress people swearing he’s alive and well? Or are they radio silent?

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Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Aug 31

4 days ago: Trump holds ass licking cabinet meeting.

2 days ago: Vance says he’s ready to be president.

1 day ago: sketchy pics to show proof of life.

What other weirdness is missing from this timeline?

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Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Aug 30

Yes but where did the human beings that were in there go?

Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · Aug 29

A federal judge has ordered Florida to shut down "Alligator Alcatraz," after the state spent a staggering $218M to build the now-vacant detention camp.

Closing it will run taxpayers another $20M.

An utterly cruel and costly waste.

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Aug 30

🚨Breaking: our hopes

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Aug 27

We are living in a 3rd world country.

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Aug 27

The only thing that stops me from going to Chicago is not knowing where to park.

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Aug 23

Fascist, racist, rapist, con artist. That’s it. Time to take back our country.

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Aug 22

Unfortunately dismantling a concentration camp is not the same as releasing the innocent people inside.

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Aug 15

Such a cute couple 😍

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Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Aug 14

Attention resisters to this administration: we need a secret hand signal we can give to each other in public…Katniss style.

a woman is covering her mouth with her hand in a field .

Alt: a woman is covering her mouth with her hand in a field .

media.tenor.com

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Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Aug 13

That sister-wife looking, pathetic excuse of a woman, should retreat back into her hole so no one has to look at her on socials ever again.

Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · Aug 13

What the actual fuck?! Kim Davis, the former Kentucky county clerk who went to jail in 2015 for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, is asking the Supreme Court to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges,

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Aug 13

I feel like not enough people are talking about how drugged up Pam Bondi was at that presser.

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Aug 7

Tim Apple really sucks huh?

Bizness @rembravery.bsky.social · Aug 6

The opening scene of SNL this coming season will be scrump on the roof.

Reposted by Bizness

Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · Aug 1

This should be a Five Alarm Fire on every G'ddamned media outlet in the world.

I very rarely post a link to someone else's newsletter...as I have my own. This, however...is a MUST see.

open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...

Ex-CIA Whistleblower: "The NSA Audited The 2024 Election, Kamala Harris Won"

Math doesn’t lie—people do. A buried NSA‑authorized audit paved the way for this unelected illegitimate regime.

open.substack.com

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