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@retiredhare.bsky.social
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Retired Team StarFox Pilot Origin of the infamous "Do A Barrel Roll" line.
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retiredhare.bsky.social
“ Goodness... Some of the inhabitants of these planets are...

A lot friendlier than I expected ! ”
Art by raburigaron
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spaceassasin.bsky.social
« Starter Call »

♡ for a TL starter (Pictures may be used).

↻ for it to be lewd (May be selective)
Art by Mattbyles.
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retiredhare.bsky.social
" Do uhh-

Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
Art by sertralion
retiredhare.bsky.social
" Hah, of course I can. I may be old but I'm not slow! "

The rabbit chuckled, crossing his arms.
raccslinger.bsky.social
Eyes him up and down.

— ❛ 'Pends, ya think you can keep up with a young gun like me ?~ ❜
retiredhare.bsky.social
" Do uhh-

Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
retiredhare.bsky.social
" Yeah... And hopefully I got enough to stay around for a long time still.

That's why I retired, didn't wanna die in battle, but also I'm afraid I'm gonna get a heart attack or something "

The hare crossed his arms, leaning on one of his hips and looking up at the sky.
alupinainspace.bsky.social
"We've already'ad our talks. We jus' work on th' shit now and try ta' put all it behind us. I'm a better person now than I was before, anyway."

She shakes her head, looking up at Peppy.

"Ya' ain't too old, Peppy. . . Still got life in ya'."
retiredhare.bsky.social
" Oohohoho, is that so? Well that's a relief! "

The hare looked up at Wolf's face and smiled, forgetting how red his face was.

" Ain't sure how Fox will feel about this whole thing but... I'm welcome to it, all this fightin' is tiresome.

Though maybe it's just my age talking, hahah. "
retiredhare.bsky.social
Still kickin'...
afoxintheskye.bsky.social
wonders how the old coot is doing .

it's been a while since he's retired .
retiredhare.bsky.social
" Oohohoho, is that so? Well that's a relief! "

The hare looked up at Wolf's face and smiled, forgetting how red his face was.

" Ain't sure how Fox will feel about this whole thing but... I'm welcome to it, all this fightin' is tiresome.

Though maybe it's just my age talking, hahah. "
alupinainspace.bsky.social
His eyes looked at him from the corner, narrowing her eyes.

"You think I look great, hm? Tha's a first. . . Well, lettin' ya' know I ain't after Fox anymore or ya', for that matter. Tryin' to make my amends."
retiredhare.bsky.social
" Well... uh... "

The hare was a bit too distracted by their new looks, after a second he shook his head and looked away, face bright red.

" Yeah... Uh, well either way... you still look great and intimidating or whatever... "
retiredhare.bsky.social
" Well... uh... "

The hare was a bit too distracted by their new looks, after a second he shook his head and looked away, face bright red.

" Yeah... Uh, well either way... you still look great and intimidating or whatever... "
alupinainspace.bsky.social
"Mm, thanks."

She'd lean on a hip, looking over the hare with a light sigh coming from her.

"Fuckin' Venomians. Took me forever ta' accept who I am now. . . ain't no way goin' back from this."
retiredhare.bsky.social
" ... Huh? Makes... me look nice? "

The ears on the rabbit stood up straight and a slight blush came to his face.

" Uh... T-Thanks I suppose? Um... You look good too, I guess- "

His eyes couldn't help but move down to their chest as it was pushed up.
retiredhare.bsky.social
" ... Huh? Makes... me look nice? "

The ears on the rabbit stood up straight and a slight blush came to his face.

" Uh... T-Thanks I suppose? Um... You look good too, I guess- "

His eyes couldn't help but move down to their chest as it was pushed up.
alupinainspace.bsky.social
"Oh, please. I meant it in a good way. . . Make's ya' look nice."

She crossed her arms under her chest, pressing them up slightly.
retiredhare.bsky.social
" Excuse me? "

The hare turned his head, looking over at the wolf with an annoyed look.

" Hmph... You're lucky I'm retired, otherwise I'd kick your behind for a comment like that. "
retiredhare.bsky.social
" Excuse me? "

The hare turned his head, looking over at the wolf with an annoyed look.

" Hmph... You're lucky I'm retired, otherwise I'd kick your behind for a comment like that. "
alupinainspace.bsky.social
The wolf gave a huff, looking the opposite way.

"Not that you are here, no. . gotten bigger."
retiredhare.bsky.social
" Hello... Wolf. "

The hare crossed his arms, looking away.

" Did you need something? "
retiredhare.bsky.social
" Eh... Can't say I hate this club if I'm being honest~ "
spottedhunkseal.bsky.social
“ Welcome to the club . . ”

Most people have a thing for older folks, can’t count how many get on him.
retiredhare.bsky.social
" Do uhh-

Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
retiredhare.bsky.social
" Hello... Wolf. "

The hare crossed his arms, looking away.

" Did you need something? "
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alupinainspace.bsky.social
ГIt's either you cough up th' money or I crush ya' balls.|

ГFem!Wolf|
ГThicc ass mercenary - will crush ya'|
ГNSFW 18+ WITH SFW WRITING - MDNI|
ГMVRP - selective RP|
ГFeel free to slap a retweet & like|
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spacemercenary.bsky.social
✧ –"𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗."

ѕтrαιɢнт Roleplαy
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ĸιɴĸy
Dαrĸ тнeмeѕ

"𝚄𝚐𝚑... 𝙵𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚡."
retiredhare.bsky.social
" Do uhh-

Do people still mess with older rabbits? "
Art by sertralion
retiredhare.bsky.social
The one thing that NEVER dies in rabbits, no matter how old they are, is their sex drive!

The hare kept thrusting, never slowing down or stopping, like he was a machine

During their fun, he let out a playful comment.

" Mmh~ Havin' fun down there Fox? "
heroineoflylat.bsky.social
@retiredhare.bsky.social

She'd had to make sure her coworker still had it in him...

Safe to say... Way more than she expected..~
retiredhare.bsky.social
// ouuuuu seeing a dnd based rp account makes me wanna bring over my oc so bad-
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heroineoflylat.bsky.social
“ 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓯𝓸𝔁, 𝓕𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵~ ♥ “
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bluefurredmerc.bsky.social

◇ ㄏマーカス・マクラウド ◇

❝ 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠. ❞

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retiredhare.bsky.social
Macho fits your body better...

Though I think you can still be cute and be macho...
spottedhunkseal.bsky.social
Some say he’s cute . . . others call him ‘MACHO’ —

Which is it??
retiredhare.bsky.social
" I swear... These "Social Medias" get more confusing by the day... "
retiredhare.bsky.social
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