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𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
@spaceassasin.bsky.social
• 𝐴𝑛𝑛𝑜𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑖𝑟𝑑, 𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝐿𝑒𝑜𝑛! •

【 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥 𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗡 | Mercenary | Professional pilot 】
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𝗥𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗲, 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻’ 𝗮 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀?
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⤷ 𝔼𝕤𝕡/𝔼𝕟𝕘.
⤷ 𝕊𝔽𝕎 & ℕ𝕊𝔽𝕎 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕕𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕟.
⤷ 𝕆ℂℂ 𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕒𝕝.
And how could he not? Leon's been getting the hang of it.

Kisses, hugs, even scratching the Fox' head from time to time.

Yhis time os not different, just saying "hi" very lovingly to his boyfriend.
🔷️

/ Visible flustered and annoyed expression on the poor fox, oh but he loooooves it. Leon's been a great boyfriend after all! /
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
@bluefurredmerc.bsky.social

Time to kiss his favorite fox.
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
—Halloween. Hate bad taste in clothes seen in Halloween.
October 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
—You stil haven't told me what hell does that mean. And you better be careful with what you say.

Not yet, but will get there in no time. . .
🔷️

" I.. I mean, I get it Leon. You do you and don't let anyone tell you otherwise type of deal buuuut..

I'm genuinely surprised you never knew what that was. Hell, I'm pan myself. "

He shrugged, although noticing Leon's stare as he grew more nervous . . Oh boy, broken arm time-.
—Let me get this straight

Arms crossed

—I never got interested in those kinds of "shit terms". People get too obssesed with how the world look at them. I like what I like, and I don't need a term to determine WHO I AM. THAT'S WHY PEOPLE NOWADAYS ARE SO SHITHEADS! THANKFULLY YA' ARE NOT ONE OF THEM
September 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
—Let me get this straight

Arms crossed

—I never got interested in those kinds of "shit terms". People get too obssesed with how the world look at them. I like what I like, and I don't need a term to determine WHO I AM. THAT'S WHY PEOPLE NOWADAYS ARE SO SHITHEADS! THANKFULLY YA' ARE NOT ONE OF THEM
🔷️

" . . Leon, did you actually-- You're telling me you're this well known and crafty assassin, been at this job for decades. "

" And you never found out what a pansexual was?--. "

The blue fox tilted his head, genuinely surprised.. and also confused given Leon's.. history.
—WHO IN THE FUCKIN' FUCK WORLD EVEN NEED A HOLO-PHONE FOR?!?!?!?!?!?!

Some doctors say that his throath has a resistance that could even last for years.

—WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEANT I'M A PANSEXUAL?! DO YOU THINK A LIKE TO FUCK PANS YOU DIRTY HORNY FUCKIN' FOX?!?!?!
September 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
—WHO IN THE FUCKIN' FUCK WORLD EVEN NEED A HOLO-PHONE FOR?!?!?!?!?!?!

Some doctors say that his throath has a resistance that could even last for years.

—WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEANT I'M A PANSEXUAL?! DO YOU THINK A LIKE TO FUCK PANS YOU DIRTY HORNY FUCKIN' FOX?!?!?!
🔷️

To say the fox was confused was an understatement, well more spooked than anything given that Leon once again came out of nowhere. --

" H-HUH?! What.. what the heck did I do now? Also c'mon Leon, warn me next time, almost dropped my holo-phone--. "
@bluefurredmerc.bsky.social

—MARCUS!

HE IS. LIKE. REALLY MAD. SERIOUSLY MAD. DANGEROUSLY MAD. WHY DID HE DO THAT?!
September 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Reposted by 𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
"When you're a wanted criminal like me, you use all sorts of tricks to cover your tail."

-Sonic Verse Muse

- ships with chem if possible

- Up for plotting and interactions
August 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
@bluefurredmerc.bsky.social

—MARCUS!

HE IS. LIKE. REALLY MAD. SERIOUSLY MAD. DANGEROUSLY MAD. WHY DID HE DO THAT?!
September 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
From inside of his clothes. . . He would take out a small knife.

—Ohohoho believe me! The day you dare to do that, I will cut the shit outta yer hand!

He was dangerous in so many aspects. . .

—I didn't agree to not call ya pupoy for nothin'!
“Oh I know. But I also sign your checks, remember?”

Wolf flashes a wide, toothy grin. “So I think you can tolerate a playful jab here and there, right Leon? And hey, at least I didn’t call you an iguana…”

This time.
—. . .

AN EVEN GREATER DEATH STARE.

—I hate you.
September 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
—. . .

AN EVEN GREATER DEATH STARE.

—I hate you.
The wolf crossed his arms, and flashed a toothy grin. “Twenty years, and still a great way to mess with you. Some things never get old.”
—. . .

Death stare.

—WE'VE BEEN WORKING FOR AROUND TWENTY FREAKING YEARS, AND YOU STILL ASK THAT?!
September 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
—C-CAN'T YA' ASK THAT GENTLY?!

He would have shut years ago. . .
Gripping that mouth of his.

“Just shut up or I’ll take your tongue.”
—FUCKING MCCLOUD I WILL- AAAAAAAARGH!

He will kill someone, someday.
September 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
—FUCKING MCCLOUD I WILL- AAAAAAAARGH!

He will kill someone, someday.
“No, no, the blue fox taught me that world… I dunno this new lingo-“

Him neither.
—Pan what? Ya mean I like yo fuck pans YOU DAMN WOLF!?

He doesn't know the word-
September 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
—. . .

Death stare.

—WE'VE BEEN WORKING FOR AROUND TWENTY FREAKING YEARS, AND YOU STILL ASK THAT?!
There’s a deadpan stare from the wolf. “You’re not a gecko?”
5) —Chameleon. One of the best reptile specie in the entire galaxy. Remember it!
September 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
—Pan what? Ya mean I like yo fuck pans YOU DAMN WOLF!?

He doesn't know the word-
"...So youre... whats that word..."

Tap tap.

"Pansexual?"
4) Sexuality? Who the fuck even care? I CAN GET ATTRACTED AND FUCK WITH WHAEVER I WANT. TCH. STUPID QUESTIONS!
September 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
—Might answer this. PROBABLY.
September 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
|•| Should write about my interpretation of the Lizzard an the story he has. . .
September 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
. . .

【📱】"There are better ways to ask me to participate in an orgy."

Sometimes he just curse the day he met Wolf.

【📱】 "Tell me your coordinates, and dont even think about lying with someone. I will not babysit you!"
@spaceassasin.bsky.social

📱found anew bar, si pretty good
📱bronze cactus or someweird name like thaa
📱anyywy I got a poan plan. You wanna help me aFUCK THat FOX
📱FUCK UP
📱FUCK IP THAT FOX
📱stupid fuvkigg commlink piecr of shit
📱anyway weere gonna go fuck up that fox you on?
📱in?
September 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
—And I am waiting for a good change to get something fun to do. You're wasting me here by playing guards with no one!

He's been playing with his weapon for a long long time now.

—Do something! Gimme a good job. Ask me to kill someone, steal somethin', I'm REALLY BORED YOU WOLF!
Wolf winced, slowly bringing a hand to his face. “Ah. So. Panther is probably trying to get himself on the hook for child support, Andrew is maybe being somewhat useful, Pigma is still somehow wasting space, and Krystal can’t make up her mind. Ironic, in a way.”

He sighed. “Not doomed. Just close.”
—Let me see. . . The dickhead of Panther is over at Venom doing. . . Whatever he usually does. Andrew is over at Corneria trying to get new material. Pigma is 5 feet underground, and thank god inmortality is not an invention. . . Krystal is. . . With Fox I guess? And you are here. We are doomed.
September 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
—Predictable. Oh, sooooo predictable.

His tail was sliding through the blankets, wrapping around his foot in a strong grip. Didn't seem like he was that happy with the answer.

—Humans, aliens, all so mighty gods and whatever the hell you can think of. All of them always think in their belongings.
- his body, but didn’t expect him to pop up on top.

“… I must have been that good if you wanted another round.”
September 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by 𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙆𝙄
In his defense, it can be hard to keep track of timezones in space.......
September 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
—Let me see. . . The dickhead of Panther is over at Venom doing. . . Whatever he usually does. Andrew is over at Corneria trying to get new material. Pigma is 5 feet underground, and thank god inmortality is not an invention. . . Krystal is. . . With Fox I guess? And you are here. We are doomed.
“Over a month? Damn. Who am I supposed to-

Hmph. At any rate, while the fox is away and his lackeys are chasing their tails, this gives us an excellent opportunity to get our own work done. I’m sure there’s plenty of jobs we could knock out with the team, and-

Leon, where’s the rest of our team?”
—I talked with that birdhead like, a month ago. He told me Star Fox would be on a small break. Yet, that's more than small!!!
September 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
—I would say. . . That I'm used to it. At this point, who cares? We're here.

Though, he had to admit that it is annoying that everyone says the same at the morning. Even his crewmates. Those are the cons of not getting drunk.

—Talk for yourself. In my position. They have to find me first~

- night's bonding session. At the same time, with what he's feeling around his body, he knows exactly what went down.

"Yeah well, try being shot at rebel forces while you're in this bed. It's almost a death sentence since you wouldn't feel much."

He joked with the other.
September 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
—H-Hmph. . . Ya' mind? Someone is trying to sleep here.

Leon is well known for taking only the missions that really interest him.

Due to the lack of these, he tends to spend his time traveling around the universe and looking for all the trouble available.

It was not different from any other

- he notices as green arm over his chest and then turning his cheek, a scaly head who looks to be stripped from their clothing, as well as Derek himself.

"... ... Ugh, I'm never drinking again."
September 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM