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RetroMonster

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

The downside: In that universe, Batman was played by Steve Buscemi

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

Never, ever mad when a game gets delayed to improve its quality, Because I take advice from the Mickster

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

Just picked up The Messenger and Ninja Gaiden Ragebound on the Switch. Almost made it a three-ninja day, but the new Shinobi is a CODE IN A BOX

FTFY WILL NEVER BUY JUST STOP IT

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

True, though he evolution of language has changed his story dramatically

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

Nobel committee:

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

To: All Staff

Journalism is deeply integral to our nation. It is honesty, It is liberty, It the very definition of accountability

also, pups be floofin', hug dem doggos, who's a good woofer boi

Signed,
CEO of Journalistic Integrity. Ethics and Booped Snouts
Ralph K. Doggins

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

Designed with Chronic Masturbators in mind

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody beats the OG

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, I'm the Charlie Browniest

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

Gail's never reposted me. 🥺Am I... am I a bad person

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

the greatest kart racer of all time, Garfield Kart

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

I know Deadpool/Wolverine is a great, classic pairing and Ryan and Hugh are buds, that's why we got the movie

but Deadpool/Spider-Man should definitely be the sequel, their comics history is also super great

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

An army is only as strong as its most delicious soldier

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

Is mostly this clown in particular for me

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

Post you from a different era

This is a pretty early shot, no pun intended

I’m the one in the upper left

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

Clearly Leto sounds like the name of a rock band Jared Leto would start up, star in, and subsequently ruin

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 1d

I hope we never have to test how willing they actually are or aren’t, both situations are horrific

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 2d

"Stardon'ts"

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 2d

Quietly, in the distance, a muffled sound of 50 indie studios pumping out their own versions of Balatro and Vampire Survivors

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 2d

Yep, When it’s our lives and families’ survival versus theirs, it’s no question

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 2d

This is my dance about how much Transphobes suck

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 2d

How would Civil War in the states today even work

the bad guy has the troops, the bombs, makes the laws and has already demonstrated the willingness to treat "the enemy" without mercy

It would just be genocide

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 2d

Note: The song itself, however, is still a sweaty rage bop 😆🤘

RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 2d

The fact that this song is 10x more relevant now than when it was made is depressing

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RetroMonster @retromonster.bsky.social · 2d

Easy answer

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